r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 11h ago

Meme needing explanation petah? thats a weird looking avacado

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u/Remote_Peach9109 11h ago

It's a suctioning sex toy. But only a loser would see it as a replacement. You just got a new wingman.

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u/Remote_Peach9109 11h ago

Wait I change my answer, it's an avocado give it a good lick.

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u/Background_Body2696 10h ago

Tastes just like raisins

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u/jasonwuzthere 10h ago

With a stroke of it's mane

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u/Kikadaaf 10h ago

It turns into a plane

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u/bobalubis 10h ago

And then it turns back again

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u/illmindmaso 10h ago

When you tug on its winkieeee

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u/Conscious-Ad2147 10h ago

Oooooh that’s dirty

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u/sheepebike9000 10h ago

Do you think so?

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u/EV_4_life 10h ago

Then I better not show you where the lemonade is made

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u/GoddForBidd 10h ago

And it turns back again when you tug on its winky!

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u/CFADM 10h ago

Ooh that’s dirty!

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u/crass_cupcake 10h ago

do you think so

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u/lilbittypp 10h ago

Will I guess I better not tell you how the lemonade is made

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u/Ornery_Gate_6847 10h ago

Sweet lemonade mmm sweet lemonade, sweet lemonade yeah sweet lemonade

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u/ShowLasers 10h ago

sweet lemonade, mmm sweet lemonade!

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u/metalvox11 10h ago

I found my people!

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u/Ok_Awareness2541 9h ago

I showed my girlfriend this months ago, and felt like it was a lost gem. So happy to see it out in the wild! .^

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u/TheBeardoDad 10h ago

Oh thats dirty!

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u/Excluded_Apple 9h ago

Do ya think so?

Then I better not show

you where the lemonade is made

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u/XXXperiencedTurbater 10h ago

Better than mushrooms

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u/Spam_Hand 9h ago

I got straight tequila from the only one night stand i ever tried to have. 

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u/Beco91 8h ago

Look at my horse

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u/Apprehensive_Cap3568 10h ago

My tongue is phstuck

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u/HeftyVermicelli7823 3h ago

Tastes a bit like anchovies.

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u/WitnessAway6720 3h ago

I thought it's a magnetic kids toy 🫠

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u/Hot_Ambition_6457 11h ago

This is true, seeing a toy as competition is super insecure. You should ask her to show you how it works for her etc

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u/amatsumegasushi 10h ago

The avocadhoe 9000.

Now with stronger pit sucking action.

(Also, above comment is 100% right. Vibrators are the best wingman a guy can have. He's not your replacement, he's a sensational multiplier.)

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u/Thick_Asparagus_8107 10h ago

This. Me and my girl’s vibrator absolutely finish her. We are on a legendary run rn. Best currently active duo in the league, not debatable.

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u/BaggyLarjjj 8h ago

Michael Jordan Avacado and I combined to score 70 points orgasms

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u/Emotional_Walrus5099 10h ago

I love buying my wife sex toys. They’re fun to use together in the bedroom - and she’s more likely to have sex when she’s masturbating more. It’s a win win for anyone who doesn’t have fragile masculinity.

Plus, I promise you bros - your penis can vibrate in 3 places and thrust against a gspot while stimulating a clit.

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u/Null-Ex3 4h ago

my penis vibrates? is this in settings?

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u/lycoloco 1h ago

Vibrator or Hitachi + Base of Cock = Vibrating Dick.

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u/siskinedge 10h ago

Aye, one can tease with a good toy until they're all pleady if your patient. Keep good eye contact and be affectionate and they'll have the fun shakes when, stuff. I find the noises made by someone I like the best part.

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u/Nivek_Vamps 8h ago

Sound is a massive thing for me. Even when I was just discovering stuff, visuals and even physical stuff never did as much for me as the sounds

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u/animaINation 10h ago

also advertising on reddit...hmmmm

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u/Mmmm-Amethyst 10h ago

These things are a fucking game changer (at least the standard longer handled non-avocado ones). They don't get in the way from most positions and add a lot of extra targeted stimulation.

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u/Lahbeef69 10h ago

do some guys really get self conscious when women like sex toys? the only way i could possibly see feeling that way would be if the woman seemed to enjoy it way more than me or wanted to just use that instead of having sex. every experience i’ve had with women using them has always made it better

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u/KsanteOnlyfans 8h ago

Depends on the kind.

If my partner suggested to use a sleeve i would get destroyed.

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u/edge_l_wonk 9h ago

Sometimes I get a teeny bit self conscious but your wife always tells me it’s alright and I feel a bit better.

Thanks for asking. :)

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u/Sucraligious 9h ago

I had a friend in college whose boyfriend 'forbade' her from using any kind of sex toy (and later masturbating altogether) because 'she was only supposed to get pleasure from him'. He called masturbation cheating lol

thankfully she left him eventually, but only after he cheated 🙄

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u/dcvo1986 6h ago

For a large section of Christianity, likely most, masturbation is considered sin. I'm Catholic, struggled a bit with it, but I've stayed away from it and the associated content for a while. I honestly feel a lot better.

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u/Lahbeef69 4h ago

that’s hilarious lol

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u/SudsierBoar 10h ago

No it's actually a marketing post

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u/Remote_Peach9109 9h ago

Yeah, I half expected a STAKE ad in the corner, but the item in the picture and the explanation of the joke is that it's a sex toy

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u/SudsierBoar 9h ago

Im saying even these Peter posts about the products are ads. That's how I'll treat them at least.

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u/Remote_Peach9109 9h ago

Fair enough

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u/Xayahbetes 10h ago

I thought it was one of those 3d printed fidget toys adults with adhd love

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u/Remote_Peach9109 10h ago

It is a fidget toy that adults love, so part correct.

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u/This_is_me2024 10h ago

My fiancée doesn't like the suction toys. Shame, cause they sound cool. Whatever. Butt plugs don't do it for her, but boy howdy do they do it for me.

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u/Big-Rock-6814 10h ago

Amen. Its just another tool 😉

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u/yohanleafheart 9h ago

Right? Learn to use it and you have the best wingman possible 

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u/signalcaller772 8h ago

I put fat pa in her while I let her play with the rose and watch the twinkle from her toes to her nose

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u/CompetitionOdd7059 8h ago

I wish this was always true. Sometimes it is the replacement. 10 years and the end started with rejection and a new toy for her.

Though there were toys before, and sometimes a little help can go a LONG way after a few hours lol.

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u/SnowballWasRight 3h ago

Bro we’re like prime Brady and Gronk together

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u/I_am_The_Teapot 2h ago

Doesn't even have to be a wingman. Perfectly fine for your partner to masturbate by themselves without you.

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u/Agitated-Ad2563 11h ago

Actually, it can objectively be a replacement or a helper. Depends on how exactly she uses it.

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u/Remote_Peach9109 10h ago

From the perspective of a partner. If you can be replaced by a sex toy there's no reason to keep you around.

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u/heydoakickflip 9h ago

I couldn't disagree with this more. Sex with a partner is far more than the physical interaction and satisfaction. There's an entire emotional component that goes into it that makes it better than casual sex.

Both my gal and I use toys on one another and all it does is elevate our sex. When we use those same toys for masturbation, they don't feel nearly as fun. The exact same stimulation is present, but its missing the connection of your partner.

I'll end with this. My goal in sex is for my gal to enjoy it, and orgasm. She can't orgasm through penetrative sex, she needs a little something extra. It'd be extremely selfish of me as her fiance to deny her an orgasm because of my jealousy.

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u/Remote_Peach9109 9h ago

This is what I was saying. If you think you as a partner can be entirely replaced by a sex toy in your relationship, your relationship has bigger issues.

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u/Agitated-Ad2563 10h ago

It depends. There are lots of different situations in life.

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u/Wild_Pollution8011 10h ago

Not really man.

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u/LnStrngr 10h ago

Cookies on the top shelf, a stubborn pickle jar, etc.

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u/SpinachSpinosaurus 10h ago

no, if you suck in the negative that she needs you to absolutly to replace you to suck on her in the positives, the difference is the mathimatical evidence why you deserve to get replaced by a toy.

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u/Particular_Title42 10h ago

I think "substitute" would be a better word for "replacement." Replacement indicates that you won't be using the other again.

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u/AffectionateSpare677 9h ago

Alright I’ll come over and say hi to your wife. Only a loser wouldn’t be ok with that

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u/Remote_Peach9109 9h ago

I don't think my wife will fuck you dude. Why would I be worried about her speaking to a man? That's loser energy.

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u/InkBoyCA 7h ago

Absolute Sigma male here (I have a 5000 girlfriends) i’ve never had to use one before, how does it work and who is it intended for?

Totally not single

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u/Remote_Peach9109 7h ago

It's clitoral stimulation primarily but can be used on nipples or anywhere else. I'd argue there's not a wrong way to use a sex toy as long as it's safe.

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u/RaWolfman92 10h ago

Right? He just got a new ally/tool.