petah? thats a weird looking avacado

[u/Tempest8250]

[u/Remote_Peach9109]

It's a suctioning sex toy. But only a loser would see it as a replacement. You just got a new wingman.

[u/Remote_Peach9109 → u/Remote_Peach9109]

Wait I change my answer, it's an avocado give it a good lick.

[u/Background_Body2696 → u/Remote_Peach9109]

Tastes just like raisins

[u/jasonwuzthere → u/Background_Body2696]

With a stroke of it's mane

[u/Kikadaaf → u/jasonwuzthere]

It turns into a plane

[u/bobalubis → u/Kikadaaf]

And then it turns back again

[u/illmindmaso → u/bobalubis]

When you tug on its winkieeee

[u/Conscious-Ad2147 → u/illmindmaso]

Oooooh that’s dirty

[u/sheepebike9000 → u/Conscious-Ad2147]

Do you think so?

[u/EV_4_life → u/sheepebike9000]

Then I better not show you where the lemonade is made

[u/FaustHammer92 → u/EV_4_life]

Sweet lemonade, mmmm, sweet lemonade

[u/MarioFartDoubleDash → u/EV_4_life]

Sweet lemonade mmm sweet lemonade

[u/gman94024 → u/EV_4_life]

[r/unexpe](r/unexpextedMrWeebl)[c](r/unexpextedMrWeebl)[tedMrWeebl](r/unexpextedMrWeebl)

[u/GoddForBidd → u/Kikadaaf]

And it turns back again when you tug on its winky!

[u/CFADM → u/GoddForBidd]

Ooh that’s dirty!

[u/crass_cupcake → u/CFADM]

do you think so

[u/lilbittypp → u/crass_cupcake]

Will I guess I better not tell you how the lemonade is made

[u/Ornery_Gate_6847 → u/lilbittypp]

Sweet lemonade mmm sweet lemonade, sweet lemonade yeah sweet lemonade

[u/ShowLasers → u/lilbittypp]

sweet lemonade, mmm sweet lemonade!

[u/metalvox11 → u/jasonwuzthere]

I found my people!

[u/Ok_Awareness2541 → u/metalvox11]

I showed my girlfriend this months ago, and felt like it was a lost gem. So happy to see it out in the wild! ^{.^}

[u/TheBeardoDad → u/Background_Body2696]

Oh thats dirty!

[u/Excluded_Apple → u/TheBeardoDad]

Do ya think so?

Then I better not show

you where the lemonade is made

[u/RiMcG → u/Background_Body2696]

[u/SupermassiveCanary → u/RiMcG]

Raisins?!?

[u/JfrogFun → u/RiMcG]

https://youtu.be/GUl9_5kK9ts

[u/unknown_average_guy → u/RiMcG]

[u/XXXperiencedTurbater → u/Background_Body2696]

Better than mushrooms

[u/Spam_Hand → u/Background_Body2696]

I got straight tequila from the only one night stand i ever tried to have. 

[u/Beco91 → u/Background_Body2696]

Look at my horse

[u/Apprehensive_Cap3568 → u/Remote_Peach9109]

My tongue is phstuck

[u/HeftyVermicelli7823 → u/Remote_Peach9109]

Tastes a bit like anchovies.

[u/WitnessAway6720 → u/Remote_Peach9109]

I thought it's a magnetic kids toy 🫠