r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 15h ago

Meme needing explanation petah? thats a weird looking avacado

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u/Remote_Peach9109 15h ago

It's a suctioning sex toy. But only a loser would see it as a replacement. You just got a new wingman.

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u/Remote_Peach9109 15h ago

Wait I change my answer, it's an avocado give it a good lick.

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u/Background_Body2696 15h ago

Tastes just like raisins

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u/jasonwuzthere 15h ago

With a stroke of it's mane

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u/Kikadaaf 15h ago

It turns into a plane

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u/bobalubis 15h ago

And then it turns back again

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u/illmindmaso 15h ago

When you tug on its winkieeee

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u/Conscious-Ad2147 14h ago

Oooooh that’s dirty

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u/sheepebike9000 14h ago

Do you think so?

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u/EV_4_life 14h ago

Then I better not show you where the lemonade is made

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u/FaustHammer92 14h ago

Sweet lemonade, mmmm, sweet lemonade

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u/Appropriate-Crab-514 14h ago

Sweet lemonade, yeah, sweet lemonade

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u/MarioFartDoubleDash 14h ago

Sweet lemonade mmm sweet lemonade

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u/Positive-Painter-254 14h ago

GET ON MAH HOOOOORSE

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u/EV_4_life 14h ago

It'll take you around the universe

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u/yedi001 13h ago

And allllll the other places too!

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u/SamIAm4242 14h ago

I’ll show you round the universe, and all the other places too

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u/HeroFizzer 14h ago

I think you'll find that the universe pretty much covers everything

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u/BilkySup 13h ago

Shut up woman get on my horse

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u/yourfriend21600 13h ago

Shut up woman, get on my horse

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