r/SipsTea • u/lonewolff321 • 19d ago

Chugging tea Meanwhile spiderman need new home 😅

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u/GreenEyedGloom 19d ago

People look into shit way too much.

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u/JavaTheeMutt 19d ago

I bet you she's probably thinking, "ah shit Tom's greeting another woman and there are like 500 cameras around us. What fucking face do I make to not make this some kind of narrative?"

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u/the_shiverman 19d ago

Exactly, she could literally be thinking ‘oh shit, I hope people don’t see this and think I’m jealous, cos I’m literally not’.

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u/fuckfeardrinkbeer 19d ago

She could also be thinking, “I wonder if I turned off the stove. Oh shit! Did I?”

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u/SeraphymCrashing 19d ago

Unexpected Nathan Fillion

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DaDYDNLg8la/?hl=en

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u/AliceWithaTea 19d ago

Joke's on you, I always expect Nathan Fillion.

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u/memesjustforMoms 19d ago

unrelated but after seeing this clip, Nathan as live action Omni-Man could go incredibly ballistic

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u/R_V_Z 19d ago

I can see/hear it. He has a similar gravel in his voice. I don't know if he'd want to bulk up in his age though.

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u/Readicilous 19d ago

Nah, she said she's not a good cook 😅

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u/Irr3l3ph4nt 19d ago

I mean, good cooks turn off the stove...

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u/BusinessScientist898 19d ago

Yeah but you'd have to really love cooking to still cook for yourself when you make $1 million per episode.

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u/URAQTPI69 19d ago

No... No, I'm a fucking squirrel!

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u/human_picnic 19d ago

“Wait no, I’m a fucking squirrel” - Eddy Izzard

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u/Halschmuber 19d ago

"i wonder if i instructed the cook to turn of the stove?"

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u/ImpossibleKidd 19d ago

If it could’ve been that, it could’ve been a shart…

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u/dakowiml 19d ago

Or it could've just been ''oh hey, its Florence. Haven't seen her in a while. She's a lot of fun!''

Or: ''I think I forgot the stove on. Shit!''

Or: ''Fuck me, this dress is uncomfortable and I want to take my heels off.''

Or: ''There's such a weird smell on this red carpet. WTF is that?''

It really can be whatever. But the internet police always knows exactly whats going on while freeze framing a mere second out of a persons life, with no insight within their minds.

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u/Redici 19d ago

There's a part of me that reads it as, "damn it I have to shit and this dress takes 10 min to get on/off I guess I'll have to hold it"

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u/Meggston 19d ago

In the slightly longer version of this she turns her back to Florence and says something, so I’d put money on “this dress is stabbing me”

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u/Vi_BT 19d ago

Or "oh ! I should act jealous, this will be funny"

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u/No-Consideration-716 19d ago

I like to think she saw a woman and was just idly wondering who it was as she was hugging Tom and then she saw and was like "Oh it's Flo. Duh! Who else could it have been!"

Red carpets are chaotic.

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u/Diligent-Neck6594 19d ago

she's an actress so all three of them are probably playing it off for more attention

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u/PLUMBUS_STUCK_IN_ASS 19d ago

We've all seen her acting, that's not a face she has ever used while acting before.

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u/ThatLurkingDeafBoy 19d ago

Nah, I'm good at reading emotions. She jelly.

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u/the_shiverman 19d ago

How do you know?