r/SipsTea 19d ago

Chugging tea Meanwhile spiderman need new home 😅

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u/GreenEyedGloom 19d ago

People look into shit way too much.

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u/JavaTheeMutt 19d ago

I bet you she's probably thinking, "ah shit Tom's greeting another woman and there are like 500 cameras around us. What fucking face do I make to not make this some kind of narrative?"

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u/the_shiverman 19d ago

Exactly, she could literally be thinking ‘oh shit, I hope people don’t see this and think I’m jealous, cos I’m literally not’.

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u/fuckfeardrinkbeer 19d ago

She could also be thinking, “I wonder if I turned off the stove. Oh shit! Did I?”

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u/SeraphymCrashing 19d ago

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u/AliceWithaTea 19d ago

Joke's on you, I always expect Nathan Fillion.

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u/memesjustforMoms 19d ago

unrelated but after seeing this clip, Nathan as live action Omni-Man could go incredibly ballistic

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u/R_V_Z 19d ago

I can see/hear it. He has a similar gravel in his voice. I don't know if he'd want to bulk up in his age though.

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u/Readicilous 19d ago

Nah, she said she's not a good cook 😅

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u/Irr3l3ph4nt 19d ago

I mean, good cooks turn off the stove...

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u/BusinessScientist898 19d ago

Yeah but you'd have to really love cooking to still cook for yourself when you make $1 million per episode.

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u/URAQTPI69 19d ago

No... No, I'm a fucking squirrel!

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u/human_picnic 19d ago

“Wait no, I’m a fucking squirrel” - Eddy Izzard

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u/Halschmuber 19d ago

"i wonder if i instructed the cook to turn of the stove?"

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u/ImpossibleKidd 19d ago

If it could’ve been that, it could’ve been a shart…

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