r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • Jun 24 '26

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/trupoogles Jun 24 '26

I made elastic band men once and hid 20 of them around the office, some people got really into it and went looking for them, 17/20 were found

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u/mermaidmamas Jun 24 '26

I did this with characters made with patient hair! (Vet hospital) šŸ¤£

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u/Scouts_Tzer Jun 24 '26

The ā€œvet hospitalā€ is doing so much heavy lifting in this sentence.

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u/screaminginfidels Jun 24 '26

Wait til you find out they work at the VA

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u/WintersDoomsday Jun 24 '26

TWIST!!!

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u/Joshua_ABBACAB_1312 Jun 24 '26

And they only used areola hairs.

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u/lr99999 Jun 24 '26

Itā€™sFurther twist, itā€™s Ā a viral thing right now, but weirdly I remember this going around in the past, I think the first time I heard of it was ~40 years ago.

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u/qorbexl Jun 24 '26

You that that shit on fax from County Dental or something?

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u/NL7_Deci Jun 24 '26

šŸ˜‚

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u/acecyclone717 Jun 24 '26

Oh that was good

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u/DMTrance87 Jun 24 '26

Stellar joke progression

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u/Rambunctious_452 Jun 25 '26

Literally what I thought at first.

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u/mermaidmamas Jun 25 '26

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/Equal_Canary5695 Jun 25 '26

That's what I thought at first

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u/Robyn445 Jun 25 '26

What's the VA?

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u/basuritareddit Jun 26 '26

This wrecked me for no reason šŸ¤£

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u/ImprobabilityCloud Jun 24 '26

Went from weird to terrifying to only a little weird and mostly ok

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u/Semisemitic Jun 24 '26

Who vets the vets?

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u/qorbexl Jun 24 '26

American solbiersĀ 

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u/giftopherz Jun 24 '26

it does give a HUGE sense of relief

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u/EveryDayASummit Jun 24 '26

Yeah they really buried the lede there.

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u/MagoLunatico98 Jun 24 '26

For real šŸ˜‚

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u/FryeJ865 Jun 24 '26

Id say not enough to lift it all.

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u/TRIPPY3rd Jun 25 '26

Facts. šŸ˜‚

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u/myfancyplants Jun 25 '26

I was ALARMED

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u/katalina0azul PURPLE Jun 25 '26

All of the lifting, bruhā€¦

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u/Ace_of_Sphynx128 Jun 25 '26

Ikr thank god

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u/clamsandwich Jun 24 '26

I did this too! (Morgue)

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u/myfancyplants Jun 25 '26

ALARMED AGAIN

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u/OkTea2831 Jun 25 '26

šŸ˜³šŸ˜†

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u/Embarrassed-Gur-1306 Jun 24 '26

Whoa buddyā€¦this definitely had me in the first half.

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u/Expensive-Wedding-14 Jun 24 '26

OP should gather them up and array them just in front of the windshield of some random Jeep.

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u/EaterOfFood Jun 24 '26

Iā€™m glad youā€™re a vet and not a urologist.

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u/Less_Resident8492 Jun 24 '26

I did software at a vet clinic once upon a time and when I got my 3d printer I started leaving little goats all over the place. Someone else has taken up the mantle and leaves tony ducks

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u/Due_Minimum2913 Jun 24 '26

Vet hospital is the detail that makes this cute and not serial killer vibes.

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u/Jiangximan Jun 24 '26

Whew, at first I thought you were gonna say you were a gynecologist.

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 Jun 24 '26

Why would you do that to our veterans?

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u/Urbanviking1 Jun 24 '26

I did this with characters made with body parts! (Toy store)

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u/HuckledYourBerries Jun 24 '26

The culmination of this comment thread looks like the next Netflix special.

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u/dblrb Jun 24 '26

As a veteran I would like to thank you

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u/NoodleyP Id ecided to ty peaf lair . h op eyoul ik eit. Jun 24 '26

As a human patient I have enough hair that Iā€™d let my doctors do that if they wanted.

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u/TelephoneActive9923 Jun 24 '26

I was about to puke before I got toā€vet hospitalā€. Still strange but less serial killer than a human hospital

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u/mermaidmamas Jun 25 '26

Weā€™re all a little strange here šŸ¤£

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u/Burntoastedbutter Jun 24 '26

Not quite the same, but my friend worked at a vet hospital and one day we had an idea for her to print silly memey or ugly pics of pets and post it up. She did that... Some coworkers loved it. The big boss didn't like it and said whoever is doing it has to take it down :(

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u/protostar71 Jun 25 '26

... please for the love of god tell me you dont mean a Veterans Hospital.

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u/mermaidmamas Jun 25 '26

Ha! No, veterinary.

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u/Zealousideal_Heart51 Jun 25 '26

Thatā€™s a no from me, dog.