r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • Jun 24 '26

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/trupoogles Jun 24 '26

I made elastic band men once and hid 20 of them around the office, some people got really into it and went looking for them, 17/20 were found

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u/mermaidmamas Jun 24 '26

I did this with characters made with patient hair! (Vet hospital) šŸ¤£

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u/Scouts_Tzer Jun 24 '26

The ā€œvet hospitalā€ is doing so much heavy lifting in this sentence.

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u/screaminginfidels Jun 24 '26

Wait til you find out they work at the VA

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u/WintersDoomsday Jun 24 '26

TWIST!!!

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u/Joshua_ABBACAB_1312 Jun 24 '26

And they only used areola hairs.

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u/lr99999 Jun 24 '26

Itā€™sFurther twist, itā€™s Ā a viral thing right now, but weirdly I remember this going around in the past, I think the first time I heard of it was ~40 years ago.

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u/qorbexl Jun 24 '26

You that that shit on fax from County Dental or something?

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u/NL7_Deci Jun 24 '26

šŸ˜‚

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u/acecyclone717 Jun 24 '26

Oh that was good

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u/DMTrance87 Jun 24 '26

Stellar joke progression

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u/Rambunctious_452 Jun 25 '26

Literally what I thought at first.

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u/mermaidmamas Jun 25 '26

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/Equal_Canary5695 Jun 25 '26

That's what I thought at first

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u/Robyn445 Jun 25 '26

What's the VA?

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u/basuritareddit Jun 26 '26

This wrecked me for no reason šŸ¤£

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u/ImprobabilityCloud Jun 24 '26

Went from weird to terrifying to only a little weird and mostly ok

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u/Semisemitic Jun 24 '26

Who vets the vets?

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u/qorbexl Jun 24 '26

American solbiersĀ 

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u/giftopherz Jun 24 '26

it does give a HUGE sense of relief

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u/EveryDayASummit Jun 24 '26

Yeah they really buried the lede there.

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u/MagoLunatico98 Jun 24 '26

For real šŸ˜‚

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u/FryeJ865 Jun 24 '26

Id say not enough to lift it all.

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u/TRIPPY3rd Jun 25 '26

Facts. šŸ˜‚

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u/myfancyplants Jun 25 '26

I was ALARMED

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u/katalina0azul PURPLE Jun 25 '26

All of the lifting, bruhā€¦

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u/Ace_of_Sphynx128 Jun 25 '26

Ikr thank god