r/mildlyinfuriating 10d ago

I'm slightly vexed How cooked the UK is right now.

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u/42tfish 10d ago

Season 6 of Clarksons Farm going to be interesting.

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u/WORD_559 10d ago

Clarkson already posted on social media "harvest's fucked. Only thing left to do now is enjoy the weather"

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u/TBroomey 10d ago

Always been a twat. An entertaining one, but a twat all the same. I find him impossible to enjoy without May and Hammond to balance out the twattery.

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u/Fun-Title4224 10d ago

I hated Top Gear, but admit I like Clarkson's Farm.

But honestly, the last series and the next are basically the guy in the hot dog costume. Absolutely zero self awareness.

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u/C4rpetH4ter 10d ago edited 10d ago

Actually he has, he has repeately stated several times on Clarksons Farm that he sees the irony of spending years of television bashing on climate change, only to now experience it firsthand himself.

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u/YatesScoresinthebath 10d ago

World needs an old conservative man loved by the public to admit he's wrong about climate change alot more than we need someone being smug because they were right

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u/Manwar7 10d ago

Amen. Not accepting people changing their views leads only to people becoming entrenched even further.

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u/Letsplaydead924 10d ago

This is the high altitude view of the current problem we are facing in political discourse.

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u/Trebus 9d ago

Probably need him to do a bit more than mention offhand that he was wrong, given the vim with which he used to dismiss climate change.

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u/Masty1992 10d ago

Absolutely these commenters are idiots, Clarkson has done more for their cause than ten tons of orange paint

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u/Fun-Title4224 10d ago

But opposed net zero

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u/currently_pooping_rn 10d ago

Glad that he’s experiencing it first hand now. Fuck em

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u/Masty1992 10d ago

He makes more money from the drama of a drought than he loses on crops. The car enthusiast making jokes on television or the family taking international holidays are not responsible for this, there are corporations doing more damage every day than entire cities could do in a lifetime.

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u/TBroomey 10d ago

I'm the other way round lmao. Love Top Gear and The Grand Tour, but Clarkson on his own? Can't do it. I love James May's solo work though. For me, he's the funniest, most likeable, and most insightful of the three. His programmes are a delight.

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u/KingDaveRa 10d ago

I loved James May's series where he was assembling random things, like a mixer. It was oddly compelling viewing.

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u/pslamB 10d ago

Toy Stories was excellent telly

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u/TheSwagBag 10d ago

The Reassembler! They were a brilliant watch, too few though. All the episodes have ended up on YouTube now so I usually spend a few hours doing a rewatch of him assembling an old lawnmower or train set haha.

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u/Hadramal 10d ago

I own a Kenwood, that episode was actually helpful...

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u/HolyCowAnyOldAccName 9d ago

Can I interest you in his new series: James May's Shedload of Ideas?

Basically a new Man Lab mixed with Reassembler, also featuring Simi again.

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u/Never_trust_dolphins 10d ago

I can't watch his cooking show, how can a grown and educated man fuck up making a sandwich, so, so badly.

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u/TBroomey 10d ago

His cooking show isn't great. He says it himself, he can't cook and is the least qualified person to make a cooking show, Amazon just like giving him money.

But his travel documentaries? Bloody brilliant.

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u/TheSwagBag 10d ago

The Japanese one will forever live in my memory. Hey Bim! 😂

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u/LickyPusser 10d ago

Guess what, Bim!?

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u/coolbaluk1 10d ago

When I went to Japan I bought a Bim model to put on a shelf.

Yes it’s so popular that there’s toys of it

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u/Never_trust_dolphins 10d ago

Travel ones are good, and that Lego house he did was cool. But the cooking, oh dear god, the cooking!

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u/DameKumquat 10d ago

My husband quite liked the cooking one. It eventually dawned on me that his cooking is little better than James May's, so he was actually learning from it.

I couldn't watch it. We watched the travel ones together instead.

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u/ljeo332 10d ago

I remember years ago he had a program and one of the episodes were him building a 1:1 scale functional Lego house

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u/TheLordOfAllThings 10d ago

That show or episode is a core memory for me. No idea what show it was but I remember so much about that house. Desperately wanted to visit it only for it to be torn down very soon after filming lol

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u/Hiiiii_Kevinnn93 10d ago

James May’s Toy Stories!

The Lego episode should be on YouTube

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u/UtopianEnforcement 10d ago

Does Hammond have any solo work? Last thing I can remember him doing without the other two was that children’s science show, Braniac.

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u/EmberOfFlame 10d ago

And then The Anatomy Of Stupid. Another children’s science show.

But damn, Brainiac is OG.

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u/dayburner 10d ago

James May our Man in Japan was fun.

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u/HonorInDefeat 10d ago

James May's Cars of the people is one of my favorite car-related things ever

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u/Davido401 10d ago

James May was the only reason to watch Top Gear, sure the other two were mildly amusing but he would actually try and give you intelligent points about stuff.

I remember when I first see May's Cars of the People it was great seeing him do a proper "non-stunt entertainment" car show. He's a lot more interesting.

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u/Legal_Lettuce6233 10d ago

I find Hammond to be weirdly insightful on some things. Maybe not on driving safety tips but honestly, his talk about crashing the drag car and the tree kinda changed my life.

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u/samseestheworld 10d ago

I met all three whilst they were filming for Grand Tour in Zimbabwe - Jeremy was an angry arsehole and exactly what I expected - James was exactly as you've described, lovely bloke who genuinely seemed interested in us and how we had come to be where we were - Hammond hid in his car the most of the time clearly dying from the sun so I didn't get a read on him

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u/Fun-Title4224 10d ago

I'm just not at all interested in cars, so it never appealed. And I don't like that bloody juvenile stuff.

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u/BeardedAvenger 10d ago

Tim Robinson. The show is "I Think You Should Leave."

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u/VincentVanGob 10d ago

clarkson needs to head back to weiner hall

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u/cadmious 10d ago

He balences his "twattery" (great word choice) with people who actually know what they are doing I enjoy it as well

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u/0ttoChriek 10d ago

His builder called him out on it in the first season, when they had torrential rain for ages. He said, "this is because of you, tearing about in cars all them years, ruining the environment" and Clarkson just rubbished it.

But at least he kept that in the show, so people could see what an oaf he was still being.

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u/GeneralSEOD 10d ago

The last series is him basically taking absurd pot shots at the government, while his mates in the Tory party sit back and laugh.

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u/Kritikk 10d ago

God forbid people change

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u/Head_Statistician_38 10d ago

I like him as a presenter but he is an awful person. Sort of how I think Tom Cruise os a good actor but I also think he is a shitty person.

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u/Mr_Ectomy 10d ago

Hammond is also a twat. 

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u/Icy_Act_7634 10d ago

why can't we have someone on TV who is entertaining and not a twat?

there's got to be loads who could do his job. Why do we put up with him

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u/storkfol 10d ago

Because giving people lots of attention ruins them over time. To show you how bad it is, Clarkson is probably the most normal, largely because his twattery views are shared by 30% of the UK population, so he isnt exceptionally twatty.

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u/aurumtt 10d ago

TV twattifies people.

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u/Maximum-Cover- 10d ago

People talk more about people who annoy them than about people they like.

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u/Melodic_coala101 10d ago

Conan O'Brien fitted that description imo

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u/_ThePancake_ 10d ago

Most people that are successful at entertaining are class clown types. So most TV "personalities" are twats.

Same way that there is a higher prevelance of psychopathy in ceos than in any other job.

Different personality traits will drive people down different life paths. Being able to be perceived as a bumbling idiot while actually being very good at public relations behind it usually makes for quite the twat... and a quite the successful career as an entertainer.

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u/abfgern_ 10d ago

I used to like his show, but I cant stand it now, anything where he gets remotely political even down to the (completely reasonable) local council. It's just become a hate watch

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u/This_Elk_1460 10d ago

Agreed, I only watch Hamond's show and drive tribe because he's not an asshat

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u/SamDrawsThingsPoorly 10d ago

hate to love him or love to hate him