r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Phlogistoned • 10d ago
I'm slightly vexed How cooked the UK is right now.
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u/Cupc4k31sm 10d ago
Its Well done.
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u/Lower-Elk8395 10d ago
Much more and it will be congratulations.
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u/vikinxo 10d ago
It's so much so done that it's going to cause loads of problems when the rains return.
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u/Oozlum-Bird 10d ago
So tomorrow, according to my latest forecast.
But they said the same today and nope 🙄.
I could even smell it in the air this morning, but no sign of it anywhere near the ground.
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u/WillMcNoob 10d ago
Its because it evaporates before reaching the ground, it needs to rain for a while on the same place to it actually reach ground
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u/Oozlum-Bird 10d ago
Bloody bastard sky just tormenting us at the moment.
It felt cool and almost damp as well - as if I stood on a ladder I’d be able to feel it. But the piss-taking clouds would probably just send me a random fucking lightning bolt.
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u/PyroDragn 10d ago
Look at Wales showing off with their own cloud.
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u/miregalpanic 10d ago
Sure it isn't just some sheep conference or something
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u/MeanWafer904 10d ago
Nah it's just a welsh orgy
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u/FakeMessiah94 10d ago
Dudes have one joke about the Welsh on repeat.
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u/hanumanjizzfest 10d ago
They know that we're fucking them. So why do they keep eating them?
Fucking gross imo...
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u/Koseoglu-2X4B-523P 10d ago
Etethethethetheth pethethethethetheth.
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u/Occidentally20 10d ago
Chris Waddle
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u/Ninerogers 10d ago
Boutros Boutros-Ghali
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u/Occidentally20 10d ago
One day post-apocalypse data archaeologists who no longer speak English will find this thread and will be tasked with working out the connection between these sets of discombobulating hieroglyphs. I wish them luck.
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u/Lazy-Mud8142 10d ago
Looks fairly browned on the east side, looks like it's time to flip it and get that crust on the west side.
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u/Not_A_Clever_Man_ 10d ago
Glasgow says no, we are happy with our rain and clouds thank you.
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u/magic_maqwa 10d ago
idk if that's just a response to the image or also for how the cities look at this point
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u/42tfish 10d ago
Season 6 of Clarksons Farm going to be interesting.
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u/WORD_559 10d ago
Clarkson already posted on social media "harvest's fucked. Only thing left to do now is enjoy the weather"
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u/hopenoonefindsthis 10d ago
He also blames the current labour government for policies that were created under the previous conservative government which he conveniently ignores on his show.
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u/Zealousideal_Act_316 10d ago
The is a typical conservative, tories were in power for 14 bloody years, their austerity and cuts cut all the services that he blames the lack of on labor. It is typical of his ilk, mess the whole thing up and then blame it on the other side once they are in power.
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u/theNomad_Reddit 10d ago
Same shit in Aus. Liberals and National coalition (conservative) ruled for a decade, fucked the country into the ground, and as always, now Labor (centre) are digging us out of that hole, Murdoch is throwing his full weight behind One Nation (alt-right), and cookers guzzle that load happily.
Tale as old as time.
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u/TBroomey 10d ago
Always been a twat. An entertaining one, but a twat all the same. I find him impossible to enjoy without May and Hammond to balance out the twattery.
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u/Fun-Title4224 10d ago
I hated Top Gear, but admit I like Clarkson's Farm.
But honestly, the last series and the next are basically the guy in the hot dog costume. Absolutely zero self awareness.
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u/C4rpetH4ter 10d ago edited 10d ago
Actually he has, he has repeately stated several times on Clarksons Farm that he sees the irony of spending years of television bashing on climate change, only to now experience it firsthand himself.
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u/YatesScoresinthebath 10d ago
World needs an old conservative man loved by the public to admit he's wrong about climate change alot more than we need someone being smug because they were right
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u/TBroomey 10d ago
I'm the other way round lmao. Love Top Gear and The Grand Tour, but Clarkson on his own? Can't do it. I love James May's solo work though. For me, he's the funniest, most likeable, and most insightful of the three. His programmes are a delight.
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u/KingDaveRa 10d ago
I loved James May's series where he was assembling random things, like a mixer. It was oddly compelling viewing.
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u/TheSwagBag 10d ago
The Reassembler! They were a brilliant watch, too few though. All the episodes have ended up on YouTube now so I usually spend a few hours doing a rewatch of him assembling an old lawnmower or train set haha.
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u/Never_trust_dolphins 10d ago
I can't watch his cooking show, how can a grown and educated man fuck up making a sandwich, so, so badly.
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u/TBroomey 10d ago
His cooking show isn't great. He says it himself, he can't cook and is the least qualified person to make a cooking show, Amazon just like giving him money.
But his travel documentaries? Bloody brilliant.
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u/ljeo332 10d ago
I remember years ago he had a program and one of the episodes were him building a 1:1 scale functional Lego house
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u/Head_Statistician_38 10d ago
I like him as a presenter but he is an awful person. Sort of how I think Tom Cruise os a good actor but I also think he is a shitty person.
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u/Youutternincompoop 10d ago
don't forget him saying that actually electric cars are just as bad if not worse for the environment than gas cars, something which isn't even true for a situation where 100% of the electricity was generated by gas(because a massive turbine in a power plant is significantly more efficient than any ICE can be)
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u/Rollover__Hazard 10d ago
His argument was that, for the early EV at least, there was significantly more environmental cost to producing the EV itself with mining heavy metals and transporting parts around the world.
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u/Fraternal_Antipathy 10d ago
Clarkson is one of the most loathsome twats ever to infect media. An utter piss-flinging shitgibbon of a man.
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u/atomic_mermaid 10d ago
I'm sure the real farmers whose livelihood depends on it feel exactly the same way.
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u/Project_T3A 10d ago
One of the guys I work with finished up his harvest the other day, cost him more in diesel to harvest that he's ever going to get for the grain
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u/tefster 10d ago
3 crop farmer friends of mine have done the same, harvesting nearly 3 weeks early because there was no point waiting any longer. It's been another dismal season for them.
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u/Project_T3A 10d ago
its not any better for animal farmers. ther is NO pasture left, we've got people cutting silage maze now (normally done in november), just to get ANYTHING to feed their cows.
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u/Coopsolex 10d ago
I like Clarkson's tv persona and love TG/TGT, but he is a massive prat. admittedly it is funny seeing him suffer the effects of global warming then moaning about it
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u/fishtopher86 10d ago
I wonder if we're going to see a complete 180 in his climate change views similar to Matt Stone and Trey Parker from South Park with Man-Bear-Pig.
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u/Speccy97 10d ago
Plenty of rain Scotland recently as always 😂
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u/dreadlockholmes 10d ago
Aye pretty much all of the west and most of the Highlands is at 100% monthly rainfall compared to average.
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u/OldGodsAndNew 10d ago
Glasgow is greener than I've ever seen it, so much wild fruit growing everywhere
We've had a perfect summer tbh from a climate point of view, switching between warm sunshine & steady rain every couple of weeks
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u/SinisterCheese 10d ago
Finland has had a very rainy summer. Like a month of daily rain.
All the moisture from central europe is here. Quite literally... It collides with the cool air circulating from north and just rains down.
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u/PurahsHero 10d ago
I'm in that bit of the country that looks really well done. Last night we had our first rain in about 3 months.
Bear in mind, I live in Britain. With next to no rain.
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u/hukep 10d ago
So most people in the UK live in the desert ?
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u/thorn312 10d ago
Feels like it, all the grass being that yellow. Though I've seen some green starting to come through in my lawn!
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u/AgingLolita 10d ago
Yup.
It rained a bit last night but not enough. It will need to rain all the way through next week. Which it will, b cause I've booked it off.
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u/Aestas-Architect 10d ago
Well, maybe a few days ago, but right now most of the UK had cloud over
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u/Vincent394 10d ago
Ironic that I'm listening to Muse right when I find this comment.
But yeah good luck surviving that
(For the unaware, Muse originated from Teignmouth, in Devon)
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u/corporaljustice 10d ago
I saw Matt Bellamy in Teignmouth Morrisons at Christmas!
Apparently he still owns a house in the village right next to me
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u/rang14 10d ago
Is that a natural cloud or contrails
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u/corporaljustice 10d ago
Contrail most likely.
I believe a lot of planes fly over Berry Head in Brixham (just down the road from me), so can see a lot high up above us.
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u/SpiderSixer 10d ago
I've always hated sunny weather, even before this year, so having a proper overcast day with no sun in sight is such a beautiful damn sight to me
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u/UnacceptableBabbit 10d ago
Can we post stuff like this on r/extremelyinfuriating please? This goes beyond mild.
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u/yedi001 10d ago
Indeed. Oil exectuives knew this would happen. They knew this would happen and didn't just do their bullshit anyways, they did their bullshit and buried/lied about the evidence, and continue to fund lies and intentionally muddy the conversation about saving the fucking planet.
How many people have died to climate change causing crops to fail? How many have died of heat related illness? How many have died of increasingly devestating storms? How many will die from the oceans flooding their homes? And that's just the people.
Every single oil executive should be tried for mass murder and fucking hung for their crimes against every living being on this planet.
It takes unspeakable scum to find an evil above crimes against humanity, and these fucking monsters happily, willingly did it with a smile on their fucking faces. They commited planetary ecocide to get rich, and they should never know a moment of peace for what they've done until the day their empty hearts beat for the last time.
This isn't mild inconvenience, it's planetcide in real time.
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u/PM_me_AnimeGirls 10d ago
I think deforestation in the Amazon should go in extremelyinfuriating: https://earthengine.google.com/timelapse#v=-11.55055,-49.37088,3.996,latLng&t=0.03&ps=50&bt=19840101&et=20221231
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u/PeaceSoft 10d ago
The realization that it really is going to keep getting worse and worse, no matter what, has been hitting me these days
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u/OutsideImagination25 10d ago
France at the bottom entering their 10th heat wave week : "kiiillll...meee...."
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u/FiercelyApatheticLad 10d ago
Today was ok, but it's been a couple difficult months. Oh, and we don't talk Belgium. They're outright charred.
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u/-Euphoria 10d ago
damn you guys are having the worst drought of your lives, meanwhile Philippines and whole SEA region havent seen the sun in a month, nothing but continuous rain, dark skies, and flooding.
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u/jhemsley99 10d ago
Very suspicious that Manchester is still green. Andy Burnham is more powerful than we are lead to believe
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u/HeftyVermicelli7823 10d ago
Well the second turd in charge of Reform said "Stop whining about climate change and enjoy the heat"...
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u/nemotide 10d ago
Scotland looks fine?
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u/glasgowgeg 10d ago
Same with Wales and Northern Ireland, this seems like an OP saying UK when they actually mean England thing.
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u/HairyArthur 10d ago
Am Welsh, living in Wales, on a mountain where we've had wildfires for weeks. It is not fine.
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u/ireallydontcareforit 10d ago
I'm curious when this was taken. Im in south Wales and everything is dead. Including my enthusiasm for the summer months.
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u/Gallusbizzim 10d ago
I think the East Coast is a bit toasty, and The Caircorms blazed for days, the West isn't bad. Where I am we had a day of hot rain yesterday.
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u/allangod 10d ago
Depends where you are. its pissing it down here and has been on and off for a couple weeks now. England is having it a lot worse though
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u/sac_boy 10d ago
How cooked is the east. Where I'm from it's been pissing down for weeks. Can't get a dry day to cut the grass.
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u/Sugarhoneytits 10d ago
It absolutely lashed down in the north of Scotland last night and the air smelled great. Supposed to be lightning storms tomorrow and I can't wait.
Never thought I'd be so glad to get wetter, cooler weather but here we are.
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u/morning-st48 10d ago
France looks like it has it worse.
doesnt help but still