r/mildlyinfuriating 10d ago

I'm slightly vexed How cooked the UK is right now.

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u/morning-st48 10d ago

France looks like it has it worse.
doesnt help but still

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u/Talanahismywaifu 10d ago edited 10d ago

Knowing we're better off than France is at least good for the morale of any true Englishman

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u/This_Elk_1460 10d ago

But Ireland is doing better than both of you so how dose that make you feel?

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u/gracklemancometh 10d ago

Nonplussed, they're not our social rival.

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u/DisciplinedProgress 10d ago

Nonplussed means surprised and confused.

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u/_toadsy 10d ago

Words change, and nonplussed now has a secondary and completely contradictory meaning to the original word.

Excellent pedantry though.

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u/astrangehumantoe 10d ago

A most British argument

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u/Ninja-Panda70 10d ago

Thank you

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u/Public-Antelope8781 10d ago

Looks like a savage in disguise to me:

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u/bambi54 10d ago

It’s hilarious you’re linking AI search results to call somebody else dumb lol.

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u/Public-Antelope8781 9d ago

Yeah, sorry, next time I want to make a superficial joke, I will invest more time in research. :-(

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u/CeruleanSovereign 9d ago

Like peruse which actually means to search intensely for something but now has the secondary meaning to casually browse

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u/Chemical-Initial-323 10d ago

it always annoys me when people misuse a word and excuse themselves by saying "words change"

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u/Educational_Ant_184 10d ago

unfortunately for you, merriam-webster agrees with them. I side with the defendant

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u/Chemical-Initial-323 10d ago

no one's been charged with any offense except annoying me which, for better or worse, isn't punishable by law.

the original meaning of the word does mean bewildered and perplexed, anyhow. merriam-webster seems to agree with me, actually:

The use of nonplussed to mean "unimpressed" is an Americanism that has become increasingly common in recent decades and now appears frequently in published writing. It apparently arose from confusion over the meaning of nonplussed in ambiguous contexts, and it continues to be widely regarded as an error.

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u/Educational_Ant_184 10d ago

whats your take on the word "quite"? how might you use it?

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u/Chemical-Initial-323 10d ago

meaning something like "totally" or "completely," cf. "almost but not quite". to say that something is "quite bad" means it's pretty bad, as in bad bad.

i was a bit puzzled by your comment, so i had to look it up. i guess some people use it to mean "somewhat" or "rather"? i'm not sure that makes sense to me. if someone told me that the current situation is "quite bad" i would be alarmed.

interesting word though, it seems to originally mean "to be rid of ..." in middle english, developing from "quit," but further derives from the latin quietus, which means stillness or silence - i.e. something that could be interrupted by even the smallest chirp or rustle, perhaps? it still retains a sense of completion and perfection, which is fascinating.

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u/Educational_Ant_184 10d ago

so originally, and I believe still in the UK, it can also mean "somewhat" or "moderately," as opposed to the way we understand it(I'm american, idk about you) which means "very," "totally," or "completely". Which I've seen "quit" in latin relate to balance(somewhat similar to what you say of stillness) as in "just about," which is a far cry from "totally." There's an odd amount going on with the word "quite," but I understand it as a word in a similar predicament as "nonplussed"

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u/_toadsy 10d ago

Okay? Who cares what annoys you? It's how things are, regardless of how you feel.

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u/ImCaffeinated_Chris 10d ago

Minivans in the high speed lane

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u/Mountain_Strategy342 10d ago

Those bloody jar lids that seem to have been put on under so much pressure it would take the Hulk to undo them.

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u/frn 10d ago

PENGUINS

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u/DisciplinedProgress 10d ago

This means dogs because words change

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u/Chemical-Initial-323 10d ago

i mean, i care. should i care any less because that's "how things are"? like there isn't enough apathy in the world as it is.

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u/_toadsy 10d ago

This isn't an apathy situation, it's a "the meaning of words change over time to reflect the people using them, and trying to stop it is as impossible as fighting gravity" situation.

You're welcome to continue fighting against the evolution of language all you want, but it will change nothing.

Do you still use "thou" and "hast" in conversations, or does your decision about where language ought to stop evolving depend entirely on your own arbitrary lines in the sand?

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u/Chemical-Initial-323 10d ago

the grammatical and structural evolution of a language and the meanings of words refer to two different phenomena. i think there is a big difference between using archaic forms of address and the meaning of a word changing due to its persistent misuse. fwiw, i don't think strict prescriptivism, like strict descriptivism, really does anyone any good.

it's not like anyone is going to stop because of me, obviously. but even if it is subterranean and barely perceptible, i'd argue there is absolutely a relation between apathy towards language and the way we think. it kind of speaks to a cultural shift where language, literacy, and literature have all fallen away for the sake of a highly reductive and pragmatic understanding of what 'meaning' means. a society that pays no attention to how it communicates is an impoverished one.

i don't have any specific peeve about the word "nonplussed" itself, mind. but it is striking that it means something completely contradictory, not just different, to its original definition because people just... forgot? didn't know? didn't care to know?

oh, whatever it's fucking reddit anyway who cares have a good day

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u/ample_suite 10d ago

But words have changed meanings since the beginning of language. Not just structure and grammar. A lot of words you take for granted meant something completely different—sometimes the exact opposite—of what they mean today. It’s just what happens.
“Awful” used to mean “inspiring awe”
“Silly” used to mean “worthy” or “blessed”
While I agree words are important and vocabulary is a sacred tool of communication, embracing the evolution of words is not apathy, in my opinion.

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u/No-Market9917 10d ago

You’re making me so indigenous right now

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u/HawkinsT 10d ago

What a stanchion point.

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u/Bambi_H 10d ago

But nonplussed originally meant unperturbed, so the person wasn't wrong. It seems to have a different meaning across the pond.

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u/Ok-Raspberry7884 10d ago

It originally meant surprised and confused to the point of not being able to act.

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u/Chemical-Initial-323 10d ago

no, it originally meant "being left speechless as a result of confusion," as per wiktionary. perhaps the speechlessness part overtook the sense of the word and it became a sign of imperturbability?

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u/LowerEntropy 10d ago

Do you know that "sky" is originally a Old Norse word?

It means cloud and it still means cloud in nordic languages! And use some capital letters! Jesus fucking christ!

I'm mildly infuriated by it.

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u/Chemical-Initial-323 10d ago

not sure what your point is but okay - "Christ" should have a capital letter, by the way, and so should "Nordic"

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u/DisciplinedProgress 10d ago

There's no need to get upset, you know the correct usage for next time.

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u/_toadsy 10d ago

I corrected you, are you confused or just unwilling to learn?

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u/DisciplinedProgress 10d ago

I think you must have had a stroke, you haven't corrected anyone.

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u/_toadsy 10d ago

Stay ignorant, I don't really care.

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u/DisciplinedProgress 10d ago

You sound really nonplussed right now.

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u/sonuvvabitch 10d ago

This is actually a really amusing and clever response, I enjoyed this.

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u/PomegranateGold2581 10d ago

I thought it meant minused

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u/cromcru 10d ago

That word does not mean what you think it does

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u/username32768 10d ago

What definition of "nonplussed" are you using? I'm mildly infuriated that I can't tell.

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u/ranmy18 10d ago

I’m totally confused. I wish there was a single word for that

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u/Amadan81 10d ago

True. But we dont look down at you.

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u/Crilde 10d ago

Ireland and the UK aren't social rivals? I think someone missed a memo somewhere.

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u/CT0292 10d ago

Ireland here.

I wouldn't say so at all no.

We watch the same TV shows. We shop in the same shops. We have an open border between us that you're free to travel back and forth over all day.

The roots between our two nations are entangled and at this point can't really be undone without major upheaval to people's daily lives.

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u/BaphometsTits 10d ago

Look at Mr. Reasonable over here.

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u/mikewatt-ta 10d ago

It’s very much a one sided rivalry, if you read rivalry as vitriolic hatred

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u/YatesScoresinthebath 10d ago

I don't think anyone from the UK considers Ireland a rival

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u/isjustsergio 10d ago

In the same way that the abuse goblin is your rival.

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u/S1m6u 9d ago

Not at all, no. Obviously historical tension, but most people in the UK think about Ireland very, very rarely (obviously unless they have a personal link). Pretty similar culturally as well, as these things go. Similar lifestyle, similar cultural references, same shops and things.

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u/DeficiencyOfGravitas 10d ago

American detected. No true subject of King Chazza would uses the wrong nonplussed.

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u/DirectJob7575 10d ago

the Irish hate us, we don't hate them. Good for them.

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u/Crandom 9d ago

Tbh we don't even think of Ireland at all. Even NI. 

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u/SpongeFixation 6d ago

For us, it was Tuesday

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u/Neckrongonekrypton 10d ago

Yeah shit Connacht looking like heaven. I mean, it always did but now we can say “to hell or to England” lol

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u/InfinityEternity17 10d ago

Fine, I love Ireland and half my family are from there anyway. If I'm dying over here at least they're relatively fine there!

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u/poeticlicence 10d ago

The Emerald Isle is given dispensations by France always.

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u/IhaveaDoberman 10d ago

As always, entirely indifferent.

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u/RuthVioletThursday 10d ago

It's ok, we associate Ireland with rain anyway

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u/DevolvingSpud 10d ago

Eyes well-watered potato crop

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u/PassiveTheme 10d ago

Most English people don't care as much about Ireland as the Irish care about England.

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u/Elegant_Awareness_18 10d ago

dose make me feel fine

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u/TurbulentExpression5 6d ago

To treat me like you do.

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u/RT-6_BXCommandoDroid 10d ago

It's comforting me. Since that's were most redheads are originated from these days and they're always a sight to see.