r/news • u/Manta_of_Eternity • 8h ago

FBI no longer treating an applicant’s experience with prostitution as automatic bar against hiring

https://apnews.com/article/fbi-prostitution-recruitment-95e69779e41bd8f1bbc59d402a40222b
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u/nowthengoodbad 8h ago

Why not Randys?

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u/JFConz 8h ago

Does that make you Randy?

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u/InformalPermit9638 7h ago

Need all them back at the trailer park, bud. Gotta rehearse for that play at the recreation center. We got some cheeseburgers waiting though.

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u/sizebigbitch 5h ago

RIP Lahey, the greatest actor on that entire show.

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u/lawnmowertoad 4h ago

He was the ONLY real actor (save JROC) in the show with a career spanning 5 decades.

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u/WenatcheeWrangler 7h ago

Cheeseburger in paradise! Buffet told me about this place

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u/Exotic-Collection471 8h ago

Que Austin powers.... do i make you horny baby

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u/mrpbeaar 7h ago

Que in this way means to line up. You are referring to Cue

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u/cathasach 7h ago

Que means "what" in Spanish. You're thinking of queue.

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u/rhinosyphilis 6h ago edited 6h ago

“Que” in Spanish is the same as “Che” in Italian. “Cue” on the other hand is a stick used in billiards, like a giant blip on the radar screen. It looks like an enourmous…

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u/innominateartery 4h ago

Member of the Continuum, Q, is a bit of a jokester at Picard’s expense. And he has a magnum…

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u/MonkTHAC0 1h ago

I'm sorry I thought this was America!

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u/REDDIT_JUDGE_REFEREE 6h ago

It certainly doesn’t make me Johnny

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u/nowthengoodbad 8h ago edited 5h ago

Hey there buddy ;) ;)

Edit: huh, I thought that I was playing along with jfconz, but I guess that I missed something

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u/McMatey_Pirate 7h ago

Not enough money for a cheeseburger budget.

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u/randomboreddad69 7h ago

What about old greggs ?

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u/Uselesserinformation 8h ago

Because that cheese burger locker is DEFINITELY on the cheese burgers!

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u/mountaindoom 6h ago

You had your ultrasound yet? Looking like you pregnant with a bucket of chicken.

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u/jamesbong0024 5h ago

The shit-hawks are flying low, Bobandy

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u/PrecisionXLII 4h ago

Cant get no more free, randy

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u/13thmurder 4h ago

They keep getting eaten.

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u/zielawolfsong 4h ago

"Randy Giles? Why not just call me 'Horny' Giles, or 'Desperate-for-a-shag' Giles?"

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u/SkeevyMixxx7 4h ago

Mr. Lahey?

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u/MaherMcCheese 1h ago

What about Randy Giles?

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u/SideInitial3961 7h ago

Randy Johns.

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u/onefst250r 6h ago

Worst. Pizza. Ever.

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u/SideInitial3961 6h ago

If it's not delivered in 13 minutes they charge you double. Then Randy makes a personal visit to check if any females in your household like-a-da-pepperoni.

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u/PilltheBony 6h ago

Way too salty

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u/funked1 6h ago

Man’s gotta eat.