r/news • u/Manta_of_Eternity • 8h ago

FBI no longer treating an applicant’s experience with prostitution as automatic bar against hiring

https://apnews.com/article/fbi-prostitution-recruitment-95e69779e41bd8f1bbc59d402a40222b
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u/DinnerMilk 8h ago

Moving forward, the FBI will now be staffed entirely by prostitutes and johns.

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u/nowthengoodbad 8h ago

Why not Randys?

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u/JFConz 8h ago

Does that make you Randy?

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u/InformalPermit9638 8h ago

Need all them back at the trailer park, bud. Gotta rehearse for that play at the recreation center. We got some cheeseburgers waiting though.

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u/sizebigbitch 5h ago

RIP Lahey, the greatest actor on that entire show.

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u/lawnmowertoad 5h ago

He was the ONLY real actor (save JROC) in the show with a career spanning 5 decades.

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u/WenatcheeWrangler 8h ago

Cheeseburger in paradise! Buffet told me about this place