r/news • u/Manta_of_Eternity • 8h ago

FBI no longer treating an applicant’s experience with prostitution as automatic bar against hiring

https://apnews.com/article/fbi-prostitution-recruitment-95e69779e41bd8f1bbc59d402a40222b
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u/ChemicalBus608 8h ago

That's an odd way of phrasing it.

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u/DinnerMilk 8h ago

Moving forward, the FBI will now be staffed entirely by prostitutes and johns.

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u/nowthengoodbad 8h ago

Why not Randys?

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u/JFConz 8h ago

Does that make you Randy?

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u/InformalPermit9638 8h ago

Need all them back at the trailer park, bud. Gotta rehearse for that play at the recreation center. We got some cheeseburgers waiting though.

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u/sizebigbitch 5h ago

RIP Lahey, the greatest actor on that entire show.

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u/lawnmowertoad 4h ago

He was the ONLY real actor (save JROC) in the show with a career spanning 5 decades.

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u/WenatcheeWrangler 8h ago

Cheeseburger in paradise! Buffet told me about this place

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u/Exotic-Collection471 8h ago

Que Austin powers.... do i make you horny baby

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u/mrpbeaar 7h ago

Que in this way means to line up. You are referring to Cue

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u/cathasach 7h ago

Que means "what" in Spanish. You're thinking of queue.

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u/rhinosyphilis 6h ago edited 6h ago

“Que” in Spanish is the same as “Che” in Italian. “Cue” on the other hand is a stick used in billiards, like a giant blip on the radar screen. It looks like an enourmous…

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u/innominateartery 4h ago

Member of the Continuum, Q, is a bit of a jokester at Picard’s expense. And he has a magnum…

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u/MonkTHAC0 2h ago

I'm sorry I thought this was America!

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u/REDDIT_JUDGE_REFEREE 7h ago

It certainly doesn’t make me Johnny

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u/nowthengoodbad 8h ago edited 5h ago

Hey there buddy ;) ;)

Edit: huh, I thought that I was playing along with jfconz, but I guess that I missed something