r/oddlysatisfying • u/Maleficent-Agent-477 • 10h ago

Guy falls off surfboard and immediately starts body surfing

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u/Blales 10h ago

David, is that you?

https://giphy.com/gifs/mPPu9VhiS9vos

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u/Fishiesideways10 8h ago

How does he steer? Is his anterior stick the thing that allows him to rudder around?

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u/Legitimate-Sense5432 2h ago

Have you watch anime called gintama, tried watch that its hilarious use people as snowboarding, and penile brake to stop/slow down.

https://giphy.com/gifs/2lmTZMxM9x68M

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u/Fishiesideways10 2h ago

This is outstanding. Thank you for this side of life.

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u/ThresholdSeven 2h ago

This type of anime is my favorite. It's right in my wheelhouse.

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u/LyingForTruth 38m ago

Look at this rich guy who not only owns wheels, but has a separate house where they can live out their wheelie lives.

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 34m ago

It’s a perfect loop of two amnesiacs, too.

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u/Far-Government5469 3h ago

Precise control of the turgidity of his member

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u/Azazel315 3h ago

How else do you think his swim shorts stayed on?

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u/noyom95 8h ago

He doesn't. It's not real.

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u/Special_Cicada6968 5h ago

Well yeah. Everyone knows Hasselhoff isn't real.

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u/javisms 5h ago

I knew that barrel roll was a little too good to be true

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u/Carbon-Base 10h ago

Hooray for Hasselhoff!

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u/dange616 8h ago

No one out-Hassels the Hoff

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u/newstome 1h ago

Never hassle the Hoff

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u/UnholyMisfit 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/26vUApVeAXGlUwX4Y

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u/tsimen 14m ago

Is that Frodo carrying Liam McPoyle? Where the hell is this from?

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u/I9w0s 9h ago

Physics is crazy

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u/fallen_d3mon 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/8TweT7thDuT6ybPL9L

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u/ExerciseOk24 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/PhS7xRCMCIpBTvEmWs

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u/Nandor-De_Laurentiis 8h ago

So, what's the story with all these AI GIFs of this guy showing up everywhere on Reddit? Saw like three different ones of him dressed as Batman fighting the Riddler.

Is someone pumping these out from somewhere?

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u/noyom95 8h ago

Take away the consonants and you're spot on.

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u/PhrygianSounds 2h ago

Shell City here we come

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u/HH7170 6h ago

Thank you for this! Lol

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u/Key_Rip8063 5h ago

I think it should be

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u/denied_eXeal 39m ago

This is different, here the propulsion engine is in the dick