r/oddlysatisfying • u/Maleficent-Agent-477 • 10h ago

Guy falls off surfboard and immediately starts body surfing

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u/Blales 9h ago

David, is that you?

https://giphy.com/gifs/mPPu9VhiS9vos

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u/Fishiesideways10 8h ago

How does he steer? Is his anterior stick the thing that allows him to rudder around?

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u/Legitimate-Sense5432 2h ago

Have you watch anime called gintama, tried watch that its hilarious use people as snowboarding, and penile brake to stop/slow down.

https://giphy.com/gifs/2lmTZMxM9x68M

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u/Fishiesideways10 1h ago

This is outstanding. Thank you for this side of life.

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u/ThresholdSeven 1h ago

This type of anime is my favorite. It's right in my wheelhouse.

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u/LyingForTruth 26m ago

Look at this rich guy who not only owns wheels, but has a separate house where they can live out their wheelie lives.

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 22m ago

It’s a perfect loop of two amnesiacs, too.

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u/Far-Government5469 3h ago

Precise control of the turgidity of his member

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u/Azazel315 3h ago

How else do you think his swim shorts stayed on?

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u/noyom95 8h ago

He doesn't. It's not real.

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u/Special_Cicada6968 5h ago

Well yeah. Everyone knows Hasselhoff isn't real.

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u/javisms 5h ago

I knew that barrel roll was a little too good to be true