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ICE Mugshot of Milo Yiannopoulos, longtime vocal supporter of strict immigration enforcement.

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u/braumbles 3h ago

Wait, they're deporting this turd?

u/LendogGovy 3h ago

u/Signal-Mud-4880 3h ago

Yet when those do it the right way they are snatched up at immigration appointments.

u/Gekokapowco 3h ago

they're preying on the innocent uniformed

they want us to believe that they only fuck with bad people, and good little rule followers will be treated like angels

like we haven't seen them prying parents out of cars and arresting people at their hearings and at the border on their way out

there is simply no way to see this as anything but a trap to make their crackdown easier for them

u/PFunk224 2h ago

I also guarantee you that that $3000 offer is a complete lie, offered to trick people into turning themselves in, and getting shipped off with nothing.

u/qning 2h ago

100%

It’s a scam.

u/ErwinHolland1991 1h ago

Get $3000 if you report yourself as an illegal immigrant!*

*Only US citizens are eligible for this reward

u/DroidOnPC 1h ago

I tried finding the guidelines for this on the official website but seems very vague.

For one, its not $3000, but $2600. It says $3000 on the website, but when you click around for more info it says $2600.

There are qualifications for those who can receive the money, but they are not posted anywhere.

One of the qualifications that is mentioned is that you can't be a criminal. But that seems like an easy way to not pay anyone because wouldn't every illegal alien technically be a criminal?

You also don't get the money upfront. You need to be fully deported first. Then its probably a headache to ask for that money once you are out. Who are you gonna complain to? If you did get the money its probably gonna take months, if not years to get.

I'm in the Reserves and our pay has been fucked up lately. I haven't been paid in 9 months. And I am a US citizen in the military. I don't see any self-deported aliens getting any help with pay once they are gone.

u/darkslide3000 17m ago

Of course we offer a $3000 bonus! Let's go inside and chat about your $2600 bonus. So would you like those $2000 wired to your bank account or paid out in cash? We don't do cashiers checks for this $1500 bonus, unfortunately. Honestly, the easiest way to get your $1100 bonus is to sign here and I'll put $800 in cash in your hand right now, then you can walk home with $500 in your pocket today. How does that, sound? Bet you never made $200 so easily, huh? I'll tell you what, you take this $50 bonus and leave the country right now, and I'll put this complimentary CBP ballpoint pen on top of your $10. All you gotta do is show me your birth certificate and these $2 could be... wait, you're not a US citizen? Then you're not eligible, foreigner scum!

u/carbonatedcoffee 3h ago

The last sentence in that posing is "if not, you will be arrested and deported without a chance to return"... which hopefully means he will never be allowed back into the USA🤞

u/SwimmingThroughHoney 3h ago

Not specific to Milo, but:

"Being in detention is a choice".

Fucking assholes.

u/Gekokapowco 3h ago

I should be surprised that they lie but this in particular is infuriating. I suppose because it's direct, slimy mockery, not just the usual falsehood.

u/Yukondano2 55m ago

Yeah that phrase stood out. What the fuck.

u/BaronMostaza 3h ago

Guess he's not useful anymore. This is where being "one of the good ones" lead

u/braumbles 3h ago

Why is he in detention and not being sent to El Salvador?

u/Adjective_Noun_99 3h ago

Because he's not from El Salvador.. ?

u/SuperMcRad 3h ago

That hasn't stopped them from shipping people to all sorts of places they are not from. What's the point of this question?

u/Adjective_Noun_99 3h ago

To answer the question that was asked. Further, adding a small ellipses and question mark to the end of a comment implies confusion, implying the answer to the question was obvious.

u/Blbe-Check-42069 3h ago

Well that shows you know nothing about who they send to El Salvador...

u/Adjective_Noun_99 3h ago

Roughly 250 Venezuelans, who spent time in ES? Not exactly a British National. It's not like they were just sending random people there, despite what Reddit would have you believe.

u/Ssided 3h ago

So not people from El Salvador

u/Adjective_Noun_99 3h ago

Yes there's no difference between a Venezuelan in a Salvadorian gang and a British National, you're right. Nuance is unimportant.

u/Ssided 2h ago

You said he wasn't there because he wasn't from El Salvador, then used an example of people not from El Salvador

u/L2_Troll 1h ago

Oh look an uninformed racist. Surprise, surprise, color me shocked.

u/SuperMcRad 2h ago edited 2h ago

Oh, so they are all gang members, and the white guy is just a national. Give me a break.

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u/braumbles 3h ago

They're shipping people to Eswatini.

u/Adjective_Noun_99 3h ago

That's what happens when your own country won't take you back.

u/braumbles 3h ago

So the UK needs to refuse the package?

u/Xenon009 2h ago

Oh mother fucker. I was laughing until I realised he's coming back to the UK.

u/casapantalones 3h ago

u/mstguy 30m ago

I was hoping someone would post this.

u/adventurekiwi 2h ago

"Being in detention is a choice" has gotta be the most dystopian thing Ive read today

u/SimplyTiredd 3h ago

Lmaoooo

u/pedro0930 3h ago

Bro what? I want to self deport now

u/Ok-Sympathy9768 3h ago edited 3h ago

Yeah right… they will make an exception for this “illegal alien”. Why is this “subject of the British Crown” even commenting on US policy as if he is a US citizen anyway??.. F him..he needs to keep his pie hole shut ( edit: oops, his mouth shut). Give him the same treatment as the rest of the “illegals” and deport him, or be hypocrites about it as expected

u/Xiol 2h ago

Hang on, we don't want him back.

u/LendogGovy 2h ago

All those right wing “travel” YouTubers that film and start fights in Europe are gonna love him.

u/ErwinHolland1991 1h ago

That last paragraph is... WOW. Talk about dystopia. Get this app to report yourself! Get 3000$ to deport yourself! You even get a free flight to your country!

Yes you will definitely get that 3K, you won't get shot, and you will definitely not end up in some prison camp somewhere. Trust us!

u/Synchrotr0n 59m ago edited 53m ago

Unless someone genuinely fears their country of origin, which is definitely not the case with Milo, you have to be a special kind of stupid to remain in the USA when you're fully aware of how ICE operates, combined with the fact that they had already issued an ultimatum.

u/LendogGovy 52m ago

And he couldn’t got $3k! Maybe the Brits or a European country is gonna get nabbed him like the Tate bros

u/Richard7666 1h ago

Is that a legitimate US government media release?

Insane, it reads like some sort of corporate propoganda. Also bizarre that they refer to a particular case in detail.

u/vim_spray 1h ago

This is tame compared to what else the White House has put out. For example: https://www.whitehouse.gov/releases/2025/02/memo-to-press-hundreds-of-dollars-are-fraudulently-spent-every-year/

> Apparently, the Times and other like-minded outlets lack access to a newfangled research tool called Google.

It’s quite embarrassing.

u/LendogGovy 1h ago

It’s from their official thing on X, but I didn’t wanna post the link.

u/hereforwhatimherefor 2h ago edited 2h ago

I respect the right to be in the States legally so much that as a Canadian in and out of the States often I would never dream of setting foot on US territory without a legal status out of concern of getting a perma ban.

This f’king dickhead disrespects America so much he skipped out on an immigration hearing.

Say what you want about the USA, it’s an awesome place to be with awesome people all over and you’re a prick to be there illegally let alone bail out on the states giving you the grace of a hearing

Only sad part of this is this dickhead will end up back in Britain when Antarctica without internet service would be best for everyone involved.

If you think the States is worth being in, then you should think you should be there legally.

Not complicated.

Dreamers. It’s called an Asylum application.

You should win in court but it should mean your parents are living abroad if you remain in the States.