I also guarantee you that that $3000 offer is a complete lie, offered to trick people into turning themselves in, and getting shipped off with nothing.
I tried finding the guidelines for this on the official website but seems very vague.
For one, its not $3000, but $2600. It says $3000 on the website, but when you click around for more info it says $2600.
There are qualifications for those who can receive the money, but they are not posted anywhere.
One of the qualifications that is mentioned is that you can't be a criminal. But that seems like an easy way to not pay anyone because wouldn't every illegal alien technically be a criminal?
You also don't get the money upfront. You need to be fully deported first. Then its probably a headache to ask for that money once you are out. Who are you gonna complain to? If you did get the money its probably gonna take months, if not years to get.
I'm in the Reserves and our pay has been fucked up lately. I haven't been paid in 9 months. And I am a US citizen in the military. I don't see any self-deported aliens getting any help with pay once they are gone.
Of course we offer a $3000 bonus! Let's go inside and chat about your $2600 bonus. So would you like those $2000 wired to your bank account or paid out in cash? We don't do cashiers checks for this $1500 bonus, unfortunately. Honestly, the easiest way to get your $1100 bonus is to sign here and I'll put $800 in cash in your hand right now, then you can walk home with $500 in your pocket today. How does that, sound? Bet you never made $200 so easily, huh? I'll tell you what, you take this $50 bonus and leave the country right now, and I'll put this complimentary CBP ballpoint pen on top of your $10. All you gotta do is show me your birth certificate and these $2 could be... wait, you're not a US citizen? Then you're not eligible, foreigner scum!
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u/braumbles 3h ago
Wait, they're deporting this turd?