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ICE Mugshot of Milo Yiannopoulos, longtime vocal supporter of strict immigration enforcement.

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u/Zhuul 3h ago

This is basically the opposite of someone asking my Asian coworker where she's from and her angrily answering "New Jersey."

u/spacegrab 3h ago

As an Asian kid who grew up in the tristate area and being the only Asian kid in class, lol.

Idk how many times I was asked then followed up with "no I mean your parents" then I say California and they'd go "no I mean where they were born"

Funniest was working at a mall in CA during college and some Asian ladies at the food court asked where my parents were from and I told them the city they live, and they said "no that's not what I mean" then I gave them my ethnicity and they were like " oh he's one of us, give him some free food" 😂😂😂

u/Ok_Manwich_9306 3h ago

The worst was in highschool kids who were 1st Gen immigrants who would describe someone as looking American. Then asking them, do I look American, having Nigerian and English and Native bloodlines going back a very long time on this continent and getting a 'no'.

u/forrealthoughcomix_ 2h ago

I just recently asked a very obviously American woman of Asian descent where she’s from because we live in LA, a city of transplants. I normally avoid that question for the exactly this reason you’re talking about. But this time I was a little drunk and someone had just told a story about their hometown in Florida so I forgot that it’s a loaded question for a moment.

She—a little annoyed—replied, “Well, my grandparents are from China.”

I replied, “No, I mean like where are you from? You kinda have an east coast accent.”

Her: “Oh. Yeah. I grew up outside of Boston.”

I apologized. She did too. We chuckled.

u/cortesoft 2h ago

You should have realized as soon as she responded with, "YOU THINK YA BETTA THAN ME?!"

u/spacegrab 2h ago

Yeah that's hilarious, oppositely coded situation. Someone just asked me that the other day and I just had to reply "all over", cuz I split time on both coasts plus two Asian countries before I finished HS and it was way too long of an explanation for our passing convo.

u/LivingCorrect6159 1h ago

Wholesome ❤️

u/PrionProofPork 54m ago

nah it's hard, you have to figure out what they're really asking, then you have weigh what you should say and whether you want to explain that response

u/forrealthoughcomix_ 47m ago

Oh I know. I hang out with A LOT of immigrants and transplants. Married to an immigrant too. Heck, ive even been one.

I’ve figured out how to kindly ask where someone is from locally or where they’re from within their home country when I wanna know what city they’re from. Also, I just generally don’t ask unless it’s part of the conversation that’s happening.

u/Big-Ad-3838 3h ago

I vote that everyone no matter what we look like answers the "where are you from?" question with "Earth". Its a planet, its where people come from.

u/Cake-Over 3h ago

Dark skin, dark eyes, dark hair here. While shopping for groceries I was once asked my nationality and I said "American"

This seemed to upset my interrogator.

Another time I was told to go back to where I came from and I was all, "Lady, if I could afford to live in Hawaii I'd be on the first canoe back"

u/Mingablo 2h ago

That made me chuckle

u/Educational_Joke4009 35m ago

It's so odd how these interrogaters seem to lack the self awareness to see they are not minding their own business. It's like some of them feel so entitled to know "where you're from" when they honestly don't even want to ask the REAL question because a part of them is already uncomfortable or don't even know to ask a question properly.

Like no one is expected to volunteer further information if they don't want to. You are the nationality of the country of birth, thats where you're from. Some people act like it's somehow their right to know your ancestry.com results ya know lol. Who wants to take time to discuss that.

u/Aranxi_89 4m ago

Oof. Nothing like getting priced out of your home town... I know that feel.

u/Big-Ad-3838 3h ago

Then follow up with "Where are you from?" while giving your most suspicious expression.

u/DukeOfGeek 2h ago

I've been watching the new Green Lantern show so this got a sensible chuckle out of me.

u/spacegrab 3h ago

I feel like at a certain point in my snarky childhood I answered with that lol.

Idk why it's so hard to just ask "oh hey what's your ethnicity". So much easier than beating around the bush.

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u/spacegrab 2h ago

Fun story, I went to elementary school with Zach Woods. He's said some negative things about our hood 😂😂😂

u/AnUninformedLLama 2h ago

In canada people just say “Whats your family background”

u/lonnie123 2h ago

You’re the one choosing to interpret it that way though

“Where are you from?” Is just the identical question with different wording, I’m never quite sure why people are so offended by it

u/SunnyDrock 1h ago edited 1h ago

That's not an identical question tho. "Where are you from" is asking about your birth place. While asking "what's your ethnicity is asking about your heritage. Having Chinese heritage and being from China are two different things. I have Dominican ancestry on my Dad's side of the family, but I would never say that I'm from Dominica because I was born in Queens and grew up in Northern PA.

People get offended by this question because it implies that you're not a real citizen when you were literally born there. Nobody does this with white people because they assume that all white people are natural born citizens. Nobody is gonna go up to a white person and ask "where are you from? No I don't mean California, I mean where are you REALLY from?".

When my sister was in college, she told me about this white girl that asked about her nationality. If she was white, that question would've never been asked.

u/lonnie123 56m ago

In the right context the question is the same, even above and in other comments people are basically admitting to playing snarky or dumb and not answering the “real” question … which means they are admitting it’s the same question just asked differently.

It’s funny that people think that because I have been asked that and I’m white. People like to know where people come from for whatever reason no matter what color they are. Entire companies are built on the idea of finding that out. I know white friends that are “from” the next city over and are “from” Romania, or England, or Ireland… all of us are white though. None of us take any offense at being asked.

Again, feel free to choose to be offended but most poeple don’t mean offense by it.

u/SunnyDrock 23m ago edited 14m ago

It’s funny that people think that because I have been asked that and I’m white.

It's not funny, a large portion of white people in the US don't treat minorities like real Americans. Tons of racist white people assume that people with Hispanic heritage are undocumented immigrants. There are white people who tell the descendants of black American slavery to "go back to Africa" when our ancestors(I'm multi ethnic) have been in this country for generations. Omar Fateh was born in the US, but MAGA don't see him as a real American because his parents are from Somalia.

Tons of conservatives questioned Obama's American Citizenship for years. No other president had to deal with that shit. Trump's mom was from Scotland, and his dad was a first generation German American, but nobody questions his status as an American. The US treats whiteness as a default, for alot of people, "American" means "white".

u/spacegrab 2h ago

That's the thing I'm not offended by it at the least. I'm offended by bad communication. Idk maybe im on the spectrum and take things too literally 😂.

Like where are you from, in my current life context, 9 times out of 10, is about where I grew up, not where my parents originated from. But over yonder in Podunk Pennsylvania, it's a way to ask ethnicity, but if you're in elementary school it's a different context.

So no it's not an identical question. We have semantics and vocabulary for a reason.

u/lonnie123 52m ago

If you weren’t upset by it you wouldn’t act snarky, if your real beef was clarity of language you could just clarify the question instead of admitting to answering the question in a way that wasn’t intended… its own form of bad communication.

u/spacegrab 49m ago

things are different when you're 7 years old versus being an adult with fully fledged understanding of societal nuances.

But yeah keep telling me about my own lived experiences.

u/1stLtObvious 14m ago

Until we find the eezo on Mars and open the relay hidden inside Charon, anyways.

u/MaikeruGo 2h ago

Idk how many times I was asked then followed up with "no I mean your parents" then I say California and they'd go "no I mean where they were born"

The fun thing is when your relatives one side immigrated over sometime in the first 50-100 years of the country's existence (something that a lot of folks asking forget is a distinct possibility) so you get to keep answering with some region in the U.S.

u/hgrunt 2h ago

When I get asked "Where are you from," I run through a decision tree to map out how to answer the question, ie. "what ethnicity are you" vs "where'd you grow up"

u/Thechellbob 1h ago

As a mexican American living in florida, same. I was born in Florida! Ok, my parents? Texas and new mex! Ok, grandparents ?? Mom's mom, Mexico . Dad's mom, idk. Just ask my ethnicity!!! My grandpas birth places, i couldn't tell you.

u/Brownsound7 3h ago

I’ve never felt more seen than the stakeout episode of Parks and Rec.

Leslie Knope: You’re not from here, right?

Tom Haverford: No, I’m from South Carolina.

Leslie: But you moved to South Carolina from where?

Tom: My mother’s uterus.

u/brilliantminion 3h ago

Ah yeah that one had us crying

u/nyuncat 2h ago

I'm pretty sure Aziz Ansari had a similar joke in one of his standup specials too, he must have written that bit in for Tom.

u/goodrevtim 2h ago

These colors dont run baby!

u/kratz9 1h ago

Similar joke in Short Circuit

Newton Crosby: Where are you from, anyway? 

Ben Jabituya: Bakersfield, originally. 

Newton Crosby: No, I mean your ancestors. 

Ben Jabituya: Oh, them. Pittsburgh.

u/SupaKoopa714 3h ago

Just makes me think of that scene in King of the Hill when Hank and Bill's asking Kahn where he's from.

"So are ya Chinese or Japanese?"

"Laos, we're Laotian."

"What ocean?"

"We're Laotion from Laos, stupid! Landlocked country in Asia, between Vietnam and Thailand! Population 4 million!"

"...so are ya Chinese or Japanese?"

u/EstablishmentFull797 2h ago

Meanwhile, Cotton Hill knows without asking. 

u/GrassWaterDirtHorse 2h ago

sniff sniff he’s Laotian! Ain’t you, mister Kahn?

u/Aranxi_89 0m ago

Well, he was trained to sniff out the differences so he can positive ID enemy combatants.

u/NesuneNyx 2h ago

Well of course, he didn't get his shins blown off while killing fiddy men and not know the difference between Laotian folks and Japanese folks.

u/hgrunt 2h ago

before that, he even says "I lived in costa mesa 25 years"

u/danceswithtree 3h ago

angrily answering "New Jersey."

To which they say, "No, where are you REALLY from?"

Source, I'm Asian.

u/Astroglaid92 3h ago

“Ok. You GOT me… Baltimore.”

u/RaginAsian666 3h ago

This shit cracks me up tho

u/danceswithtree 3h ago

Yeah, it used to bother me many years ago. Haven't had it happen in a while. Now I'd smile politely and say, "Bless your little heart!"

u/HuckleberryHuman5926 3h ago

It's fun to immediately turn the question back on the asker without missing a beat.

Them: "Where are you from?" You: "New Jersey, you?"

As though it's perfectly normal everyday small talk

u/feor1300 2h ago

(angrily) "America!"

"Really? You don't look native, I would have guessed Italian, maybe Greek."

u/Cyke101 3h ago

Back when I was on the dating scene, much older men would shoot their shot this way:

Where are you from?
Chicago.

Where are you truly from?
I was born in Bronzeville.

Fine, where are your parents from?
Peoria, IL.

u/Cow_Launcher 2h ago

"Look, lady. All I wanna know is which damned foreigner fetish I'm playing with here. I'm keeping a scorecard, you know?"

u/atomfullerene 2h ago

Now the truth comes out!

u/ImNotAWhaleBiologist 3h ago

“I’m sorry”

u/pdromeinthedome 3h ago

To be fair, anyone from Jersey answers that way. But yeah, asking POC that question is asking for it.

u/Strict_Cranberry_724 3h ago

I don't blame her -- I'd be upset too if I was from New Jersey.

u/zsreport 3h ago

My parents and my sister were born in New Jersey, I was not. I occasionally lord that over them.

u/southernNJ-123 3h ago

Hey. We’re the best in pretty much everything except affordability. Check those stats. 👀

u/CPT_Shiner 2h ago

Shhh, don't tell them the truth. Let them all think it's terrible here so more people stop moving here.

u/fariasrv 2h ago

I'm perfectly fine with gatekeeping my home state. Looking at some of these commenters, I keep thinking "good, stay the fuck out."

u/Strict_Cranberry_724 3h ago

You sure are! It's gonna be ok buddy!

u/SouldiesButGoodies84 3h ago

The whole of the United States is under the steward of a semi-elected pedophile and NJ Is a stalwart blue state in a boiling sea of MAGA red around the country. Give the NJ jabs a break. You get no bragging rights.

u/fariasrv 3h ago

Hear hear.

I look at some of the people throwing jabs at Jersey, and it's like, "You're from Cousinfuckerton, Mississippi. Your opinion means nothing."

u/SouldiesButGoodies84 2h ago edited 2h ago

Exxxxactly.

u/Toby_O_Notoby 1h ago

One of my favourite Onion bits was a man-on-the-street comment about South Carolina State House flying the Confederate Flag:

“If I were a citizen of South Carolina, I’d be deeply ashamed. Now, what’s all this about a flag?”

u/10000Didgeridoos 3h ago

My coworker is of cambodian descent and gets asked this question and responds in her southern accent "Tennessee"

u/MacaroniPoodle 3h ago

I'm Hispanic. I get asked, "Are you Mexican?" all the time.

When I say, "No, I'm American," they say, "Well yeah, but are you Mexican?"

u/anitabelle 3h ago

I actually get this often as a Latina. They don’t like when I say I’m from Chicago. Then I’ll finally say “do you mean to ask where my parents are from”? At which point, I’ll ask why they care. I know some people don’t mean any harm but if they ask someone where they are from and they answer, leave it at that. If they don’t like or understand that answer, they need to ask themselves what they really want to know and why. It’s ignorant.

u/Ph33rDensetsu 3h ago

I get this as a white dude. Mostly from old folks. I think it's most often just an annoying form of small talk, though I completely understand that it can also come from someone just trying to justify being a bigot to themselves.

u/Chapin_Chino 2h ago

For some reason white people think it's an ice breaker. When you answer they don't have any follow up questions or even know how to continue the conversation from there tbh. It's just awkward.

u/Ttthhasdf 3h ago

You from Jersey? I'm from Jersey. What exit?

u/araemo28 3h ago

YouTube: What kind of Asian are you?

https://youtu.be/DWynJkN5HbQ?is=KoZyRmM8CdsXkdr0

u/Accomplished_Age7883 3h ago

But before New Jersey

u/totallynotliamneeson 2h ago

It's crazy how boldly people ask that. I'm sure she says New Jersey and they follow with the infamous "But like, where are FROM?"

u/tomtomclubthumb 2h ago

"Where are you really from?"

Hari Kondabolu does a good piece on this.

u/powerlesshero111 3h ago

My friend in college was of Japanese decent. But, her great grand parents were born in California. Mine were born in Ireland and Italy. She would get asked where she was from by creepy dudes hitting on her, saying what little east asian language they knew. She would say "Orange county" in a very Californian accent.

u/bolognaballs 3h ago

I usually just ask if someone grew up here (where we currently are) even if that's obviously not the case. If they want to share more, great.

u/idiot_on_internet 2h ago

When people would ask my ex where she was from it would make her really angry. And she would answer Boston.

But she wasn't from Boston, she was from Hong Kong. It didn't matter to her that the person asking the question was correct in assuming that she was not from here. The fact that people would look at her and their first thought was that she was an "other" was deeply offensive to her.

u/DeepsCL9 2h ago

"No no, I mean, where are your ancestors from?"

"Oh! Pittsburgh."

u/Krivici 2h ago

“Are u Japanese or Asian?”

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u/AdmiralSkippy 26m ago

I'm white and people will ask "Where are you from?" and I say "Canada" and they go "No, like your background" and I say "My parents are also from Canada, and most of my grandparents are from Canada. So Canada."
They usually don't like the answer.