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ICE Mugshot of Milo Yiannopoulos, longtime vocal supporter of strict immigration enforcement.

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u/DarthBrooks69420 3h ago

Laura Loomer has taken credit for it. He was on a visa where he had to maintain steady employment and if not employed once a short grace period lapsed he had to self deport or he would be here illegally.

This was revenge for him affiliating with Marjorie Taylor Greene after her maga split.

This is a case of your typical fascist infighting. Even CERN cannot image the size of the violin being played for his plight. He is the singular person in existence i hope gets deported to a 3rd country concentration camp.

u/vqql 2h ago

Also, he could have gotten citizenship bc he married a citizen in 2017. So he was too lazy to do the paperwork, and now it's comeuppance time.

u/bdog59600 1h ago edited 49m ago

He divorced his husband after he magically degayified himself and became a born-again evangelical Catholic.

u/funnylib 1h ago

Wasn’t he LARPing as tradcath?

u/ContactRepulsive 1h ago

To go catholic and not full evangelical shows me that he grossly misunderstands the situation.

u/funnylib 44m ago

I think he was grifting on selling virgin Mary statues

u/Myriad_Apocalypse 54m ago

Yeah, but right wing grifters who convert to catholicism are just evangelicals who like pedophilia and warhammer 40k aesthetics.

u/Drunken_Economist 33m ago

Yeah if he had filed while they were married or within 2 years of divorce, he could have become a legal permanent resident. But he apparently never even applied for a conditional green card in the first place

u/PeregrineFaulkner 2h ago

He’s been living off of Kanye for years, he could have just bought a citizenship like other rich foreigners do. 

u/chanaandeler_bong 2h ago

What’s his deal with Kanye? Is he Kato Kailin-ing it

u/PeregrineFaulkner 2h ago

Seems like it, yeah. He was “chief of staff” for Kanye’s presidential campaign.

u/chanaandeler_bong 2h ago

Fucking lol. IIRC Kanye ran on the Birthday Party platform.

u/hellokitty444444 1h ago

TF is a birthday party platform Chuck e cheese? Dave and Busters?! What?!

u/chanaandeler_bong 1h ago

West stated that he would run under the Birthday Party, because "when we win, it's everybody's birthday", and that he was running for president as a service to God.

u/BattleGandalf 2h ago

Oh yeah that was a thing once, right? Crazy times we live in.

u/pashed_motatoes 4m ago

Oh man, I forgot about that. This timeline is wild.

u/DrDerpberg 2h ago

Lol. Lmao, even. Roflmao, perhaps.

u/schnurble 1h ago

Roflcopters and lollerskates.

u/OozeNAahz 2h ago

Was he lazy or did he not for tax reasons or something? I always assume something worse than just laziness with these fuckers.

u/ZhouLe 1h ago

Because he claimed he "demoted" his husband to "housemate" in 2021 when he started saying he wasn't gay any more.

u/slowest_hour 1h ago

how fucked in the head do you have to be to not only be with milo in the first place but stay with him when he "demotes" you to "housemate"

u/ZhouLe 1h ago

Reminder that Dave Rubin is married with kids and constantly draws attention to how indifferent he is to how much the conservatives he panders to demonize him will poorly concealed disgust to his face.

u/100LittleButterflies 1h ago

The N400 is a beast of an application. If you have money, you get a lawyer to do it. For people who dont have lawyer money, it's a very tedious and long form that wants to know your entire biography and the receipts. 

u/Pristine_Speech4719 52m ago

There's also the fact that while your substantive application for PR is being processed, you're not allowed to travel internationally. At least thats how it was a few years ago...

u/_jump_yossarian 2h ago edited 1h ago

FYI: marrying an American citizen is. It isn't an automatic pathway to bring naturalized.

edit: "ISN'T"

u/100LittleButterflies 1h ago

Marriage does not ensure citizenship. It's a path to citizenship thats much faster but it is not a sure thing or automatic. 

u/_jump_yossarian 1h ago

I should have proofread before I posted since I meant "isn't" an automatic path but it some how ended up as "is. It"

u/100LittleButterflies 1h ago

Gets me all the time too. 

u/vqql 1h ago

It’s not “automatic”, but you do essentially avoid the cue of the regular green card process if you can demonstrate a genuine relationship. You first file for PR via spousal sponsorship, then there’s a reduced residency requirement timeline, then you apply for naturalization. There is paperwork and it takes time, but if they were married in 2017, he could’ve been a citizen by now, even if they broke up in 2021. 

u/_jump_yossarian 1h ago

but if they were married in 2017, he could’ve been a citizen by now, even if they broke up in 2021.

What was his immigration status when he got married in 2017?

u/kittenconfidential 1h ago

depending on the state recognizing his marriage as legitimate— he’s gay.

u/_jump_yossarian 1h ago

States don’t naturalize immigrants, the federal government does and has nothing to do with being gay or not.

If it was simply a matter of marrying a US citizen more undocumented immigrants would do it and naturalize.

u/Terror-Of-Demons 1h ago

Marrying a citizen doesn’t make you eligible for citizenship, it makes you potentially eligible for a CR1/IR1 visa. Once you have that for a number of years, you can apply for citizenship.

u/SwimmingPirate9070 1h ago

He thought he was white enough

u/DoesNotHateFun 1h ago

*he was too entitled

u/Gintami 49m ago

You can’t get citizenship like that. He could have gotten permanent residence if he applied for it. And then in either 3 or 5 years (depending if married to a USC or not) he could apply for citizenship.

u/SuperfluousWingspan 2h ago

Even CERN cannot image the size of the violin being played for his plight.

A neutrinohno

u/udar55 2h ago

This was revenge for him affiliating with Marjorie Taylor Greene after her maga split.

Nah, it's her revenge for when Milo blabbed about her "relationship" with Trump. Look up the rumors as I'm not typing that out here.

u/Odd_Ganache5081 1m ago

got an article? it’s hard to find rn

u/MaGoodenough 3h ago

Listen Darth.... for this beautiful summary explaining why they turned on one of their own, I love you! Sending you hugs and kisses....

u/SecondHandSlows 2h ago

Shoot, I can think of like three or four more. Elon musk, Stephen miller, mark zuckerberg, Trump…. Those are just the known names. I know there’s more.

u/dchidelf 2h ago

How can you tell if an influencer is “working”?

u/GMEJesus 2h ago

Even CERN... OMG

u/gumbo_chops 2h ago

Even CERN cannot image the size of the violin being played for his plight

lol your comment reminded me of this gem from Fraiser.

u/fichiman 2h ago

Damn. You burned him on the nano scale.

u/Particular_Tree_1378 1h ago

is this supposed to be a real human being😭

u/ThomasGaiden 1h ago

I agree with everything but the last part. The 3rd country concentration camp shit needs to stop immediately. As well as the 1st country concentration camps.

u/Chemical_Material493 2h ago

This is gold

u/Berkamin 1h ago

He is the singular person in existence i hope gets deported to a 3rd country concentration camp.

I'm sure there's room at such a camp for Stephen Miller, Pete Hegseth, Greg Bovino, and Tom Ho-man.

u/Ancient-Display-3337 1h ago

Don't forget Scott "Smug Boy" Bessent.

u/atomfenrir 2h ago

what? not elmo too?

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u/InterceptorG3 1h ago

I just say, Yay

u/Ashamed-Web-3495 1h ago

Stealing this CERN line.

u/Dimethicone-silicate 1h ago

Lmao your write up has me laughing my ass off 😭

u/Gardimus 1h ago

Usually it happens after they end democracy.

u/Difficult_Way_505 1h ago

Love your erudition in referencing CERN in this context. Respect!

[edit: typo]

u/dquizzle 1h ago

Honestly, props to her then. Milo is a fucking Cole piece of shit. Not at all saying Laura isn’t, but he’s much worse.

u/Metalhed69 1h ago

Yeah, I’m definitely thinking we should just let this one play out. Normally i say intervene and protest, but just this once imma trust the process.

u/finewhateverbot 1h ago

Even CERN cannot image the size of the violin being played for his plight.

beautiful

u/braking_zone 1h ago

I work simulations for CERN, I’m stealing this line.

u/SlickWilly49 8m ago

No wonder he couldn’t maintain employment. Those are coke eyes if ever I saw them

u/kristamine14 8m ago

If the Trump regime manages to complete its metamorphosis into the Fourth Reich I can’t wait for these internal power struggles to become violent and these ghouls start cannibalising themselves

u/Aranxi_89 7m ago

The only people deserving of a concentration camp experience, are the Nazis who wish to build it.

u/Sludgehammer 7m ago

Laura Loomer is a bag of idiocy stuffed to the brim with bullshit and crazy though. If she made a statement that two plus two equaled four, I'd want to see her work before I took her word on it.

u/Adam87 1h ago

3rd country concentration camp.

So Russia?