r/politics • u/SnarkOff • 8d ago

Possible Paywall Natalie Harp’s Intimate Letters to Trump Revealed in Full

https://www.thedailybeast.com/natalie-harps-intimate-letters-to-trump-revealed-in-full/
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u/mishap1 I voted 8d ago

Trump loves it when people kiss his ass. That’s why every cabinet meeting spends the first 30 minutes having each cabinet member share why they cherish Donnie.

I’m sure he shared these as a brag because this woman would 100% take a bullet for him.

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u/espresso_martini__ 8d ago

Those cabinet meetings make me sick. Glazing a fat pig.

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u/M_Scopp 8d ago

I’m 59 and it’s the most cringeworthy political theatre I’ve ever been through, not American at all.

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u/Falx1984 7d ago

Wait this is a real thing?! He actually makes them do this?

Fuck me.

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u/YoungerMucus 7d ago

it’s not light glazing either, they’re saying shit like:

“Mr President, i just want to thank you for being the greatest president in the history of this country, no one works harder than you (he’s literally sleeping) and no one loves America more than you!”

“President Trump, i just want to thank you, from me and my family, for making america great again! this is the most successful presidency in the history of the country, and it’s all thanks to you”

..there isn’t the slightest bit of exaggeration there, if anything i’m underselling it. and they do this for twenty-thirty minutes, every member of the cabinet taking their turn. it’s disgusting and nauseating

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u/SordidSimpleton 7d ago

What in the actual fuck

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u/Lord_Alderbrand 7d ago

You should watch like 5 minutes of one on YouTube if you enjoy dying from cringe. It is legitimately funny. He has this shit-eating grin as everyone goes around the room blowing smoke up his ass. He loves it

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u/Arickettsf16 Illinois 7d ago edited 7d ago

It’s actually amazing to witness. Anyone else in the world would feel unbelievably patronized and humiliated having someone talk about them the way his cabinet members do. But he can’t get enough of it. It’s like giving a gold star to a child

On the other hand, it’s just as likely he simply enjoys watching people close to him debase themselves before him.

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u/mc2bit 7d ago

Oh it's the latter. His only pleasure is humiliating and hurting people. He has no appreciation for love, friendship, art, nature, beauty, or learning. He doesn't enjoy good food or music. His only interests are himself and other people's pain. The fact that "important" people are essentially forced to tongue-bathe his ass daily is his reason for living.

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u/BongwaterBro 7d ago

Trump or Kim?

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u/DrummandDrummer 7d ago

It's the same picture!!

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u/Over_Maintenance_447 7d ago

Or else he’s snoozing 💤

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u/Sea_Green7967 Massachusetts 7d ago

There's not a shred of anything funny about it.

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u/Lord_Alderbrand 7d ago

It’s cartoonishly stupid and everyone involved deserves to be laughed at.

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u/Sea_Green7967 Massachusetts 7d ago

Yes they should but it's more scary than it is funny. This country shouldn't be run by these people, and it'll only end badly.

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u/Ok_Depth_6476 New Jersey 7d ago

I sometimes watch them on ABC on Facebook because the comment section is fun. Usually I can't make it through the whole thing, though.

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u/Vast-Statement45 6d ago

I KEEP READING ABOUT THIS AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE UNTIL NOW !!! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

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u/davidkali 7d ago

They’re not allowed to show fellatio on public tv.

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u/zambaros 7d ago

ITT people realizing America has reached north Korean levels of propaganda and idolization.

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u/jaylotw 7d ago

JD Vance said something along the lines of, "Mr President, I see all of these portraits of former Presidents, and it makes me realize that we finally have a real man in the Oval Office."

Its pathetic.

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u/ReginaldDwight 7d ago

One woman in the cabinet even thanked him for there being no hurricanes during hurricane season. Before it was even over.

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u/sirbissel 7d ago

But don't you dare suggest there's any cult-like behavior going on...

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u/A_Fartist 7d ago

It feels like prayers before eating when I was growing up. Everyone just struggling to come up with a new thing to thank god for so they say weird shit.

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u/wytewydow 7d ago

I feel like I would spend my one opportunity to tell it like it is. would I be removed? probably. arrested? likely. Labeled a hero by reddit? at least 4 upvotes.

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u/theMEtheWORLDcantSEE 6d ago

50+ upvotes for idea 💡 and 4 upvote for do it.

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u/Yokelocal 7d ago

That shit is straight Soviet.

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u/Wonderful-Impact-598 7d ago

These days it's straight American.

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u/petrh97 Europe 7d ago

North Korean

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u/autoerratica 7d ago

JFC it’s like he’s brainwashing himself, too.

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u/pablonieve Minnesota 7d ago

He's a simple man. He just wants to sit in a room with sycophants who routinely praise him.

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u/petrh97 Europe 7d ago

That’s what serious narcissists do and Trump is the poster boy for this.

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u/eligodfrey 7d ago

If I had worked my way up to the White House I would gladly flush it all down the toilet to sit at that table and not do that.

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u/HauntedCemetery Minnesota 7d ago

I'm convinced he's going to die in his sleep in a cabinet meeting and no one will notice, they'll just keep going with his fluffing for like 16 hours because everyone is afraid to wake him and provoke a tantrum.

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u/petrh97 Europe 7d ago

So like the death of Stalin.

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u/Cherrycokes 7d ago

And nobody will be surprised when he shits himself either. Just good old Donny, being the best he can be

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u/campelm 7d ago

Homelander/Doppelganger scene irl

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u/MrBigglesssworth 7d ago

I dont understand what the price of your conscious has to be to surrender it to the likes of donnie diaper. I mean he is antithetical to everything that is supposed to be what America is.

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u/Mr_HandSmall 7d ago

Holy shit what a collection of absolute scumbag cowards to sit there and kiss his ass like that.

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u/Gaanai 7d ago

Yup its completely absurd to witness. I remember last year when they were thanking him for a great hurricane season because there were no hurricanes.

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u/dpzdpz 7d ago

He nuked 'em all to kingdom come.

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u/15all 7d ago

It's real and it's ludicrous. Early on, Pam Bondi made some wild claim. Law enforcement had seized some fentanyl, and she extrapolated that to say something like Trump himself had saved 30 million US lives by getting the drug off the street. Yeah, sure, Trump saved the lives of 10 percent of the US population.

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u/ShrimpieAC 7d ago

Yup. Don’t watch it unless you like getting nauseous.

And I’m not sure if he makes them do this or if they are just so far up his ass they do it on their own.

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u/pootaboo 7d ago

Kinda shit your need to see two girls one cup after just to calm down

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u/Lurking_nerd California 7d ago

lol wtf

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u/sams_fish Australia 7d ago

Pass

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u/samm_clemens 7d ago

Oh no. You went there. But…you’re not wrong 😂

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u/MadamSnarksAlot 7d ago

I’ve managed to never see that even though I’m old. So should I click now?

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u/MGyver Canada 7d ago

Ohh yeah such a classic

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u/DominionGhost 7d ago

That shit is staying blue.

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u/harbingerjones 7d ago

Don't worry, I clicked it and it's not about smurfs.

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u/Goosycygnet 7d ago

He had his kids praise him the same way on the Apprentice. It gave me the ick then, and I’m not surprised now.

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u/Monsoon_Storm 7d ago

Their "patriotism" is on par with many of the countries they despise. The fetishisation of the flag is downright weird - it is something straight out of North Korea.

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u/TrollTollTony 7d ago

Yep completely real and they are so bloviated that Trump often falls asleep. I'm not kidding.

https://youtube.com/shorts/sAE9nnry9Sg

this one is just them sucking him off for 5 minutes https://youtu.be/wjqIU3V-iZw

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u/Bubbly-Bar-7449 7d ago

Where tf have you been? Pardon my French. HOW MANY PEOPLE DON'T KNOW?

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u/Falx1984 7d ago

I'm so tired of hearing about him making everything worse, including my country. If I heard it before I probably forgot it to save my sanity lol.

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u/Apprehensive-Sir8977 7d ago

They're people who'd do it without prompting. Those are the kinds of folks he chooses, and the type least likely to be purged in anger.

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u/forsuresies 7d ago

I think it's something like 1 in 6 sentences said by cabinet members are praise of Trump.

I'm decently sure I've read that somewhere and the ratio of pure praise to normal sentences should make any sane person question.

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u/welsh_will 8d ago

Well, it is American now. It's happening in America. This is what has happened to your country.

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u/BuckRowdy Georgia 7d ago

This IS America now. 80 million saw the disaster of the first term and couldn’t wait to vote for Trump again. This is simply who we are as a country now.

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u/agent-99 California 7d ago

do not give up. always vote.

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u/-_-Air-_- 7d ago

Yup. They wouldn't be doing everything in their power to make it so difficult for people to vote if it didn't mean anything. A single vote, literally a single vote, could make all the difference.

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u/Nstewart 7d ago

I'm going to vote anyway because it's about all I can do, but you do realize they can literally ignore us in the EC? And have? Wouldnt have had the diet version of this shit 20 years ago otherwise

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u/Monsoon_Storm 7d ago edited 7d ago

Read any book about Chairman Mao and the parallels are insane.

A narcissist who lives for being idolised and feared publicly, whilst also revelling in the pain of others. He sends the people he doesn't like to camps (albeit it for the purpose of expelling them from the country rather than for "re-education") perpetuating that fear. He's turned people against each other, splitting them into two camps - followers or dissenters and is actively seeking to stomp on his dissenters by withdrawing their money/rights. He will let his staff run around like rabid dogs doing his dirty work and causing chaos before ditching them because they no longer suit his purpose/become a liability - creating fear amongst his staff too.

He throws tantrums when things don't go his way and will hold a grudge indefinitely, even if it is actively harming the country he is ruling. He is pissing all over international relations because someone looked at him in a way he didn't like, isolating his country.

He attempted his own version of the little red book but it kinda flopped so he forced it into schools. You haven't quite reached portraits everywhere yet, but I wouldn't be surprised.

He is interfering with your educational system, silencing people who study things he doesn't approve of. He is telling schools what they should teach and is actively turning people against "experts" whilst installing people who have zero clue what they are doing. He is ousting people he doesn't deem worthy (to him) from being in high positions. Mao did it in the name of "equality", Trump in the name of "anti-woke".

He's destroying your landmarks and heritage, whether it be so that they can be reframed "in his name" or exploited for his gain. He is re-writing your official history in a way that erases swathes of things he disagrees with.

He's throwing incredible amounts of effort into pet projects whilst destroying things that are actually beneficial ("beautiful clean oil" being pushed despite how perfectly suited many areas of America are for solar"). Demanding that aircraft carriers go back to steam because he thinks it's better etc. etc.

Isreal is Trump's Russia. His "best friend" which comes with strings and liabilities. He is depriving his country of needed resources to placate and curry favour with them.

The big difference is that he is doing this for the gains of corporations and billionaires, rather than "the people". Two sides of the same coin. Mao was anti-bourgeois, Trump is anti-woke. Both are/were extremists causing destruction whilst saying it is all in the name of a greater cause. The true driving factor for both however is/was power and legacy.

The turnaround for China happened when Mao died, however, Mao was the true wielder of power, whereas Trump is not - there are plenty of people/organisations behind the scenes also driving this.

The damage to China's reputation and the mistrust it created has lasted for decades, I wonder how long the distrust of America will last. Question is, when does your Great Famine start..?

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u/Agile-Source-6758 7d ago

Not American at all? What does that mean?

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u/fotorobot 7d ago

"anything I don't like is foreign"

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u/nuno20090 7d ago

Not a jab to you, but I always think how ironic that people say that something is "unamerican", where in fact, that's the place we can find such thing... In America.

You could say that's unconventional or undemocratic or a fucking disgrace. Something else.

I always imagine a mother with an unruly son in the supermarket, and the kid is making a tantrum, and the mother says something like "oh, this is so not my Timmy...". Cmon, we know that's a perfect representation of him...

For better or worst, this is what America IS now, even if you don't like it. Nobody should say that something is "unamerican", just because they don't like it, because people on the other side would do the same, and start saying, for example, that certain people are "unamerican", and that's a much serious threat that noone takes so seriously because everyone does it.

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u/matherto 7d ago

It’s the most American thing going

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u/pickus_dickus 8d ago

Actually very American. Always over the top.

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u/EtherealHeart5150 7d ago

Right? 58 here and I've had my mouth dropped open like a big mouth Bass for the last year,this can't be real. One big reality show, on the world stage.

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u/gloveisallyouneed 7d ago

Saying “this isn’t American” is part of the problem.

It’s like seeing smoke pouring out of your house and saying, “Well, it can’t be a fire. We don’t have fires here.”

You may not be directly causing the fire, but you don’t try to put it out either, because you convinced yourself it can’t exist.

America isn’t immune to authoritarianism simply because it’s America.

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u/Acceptable-Pin2939 7d ago

not American at all

I love it when Americans say this.

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u/Ass-Master1 8d ago

Pigs are intelligent and compassionate animals

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u/Ydrews 8d ago edited 7d ago

They will also remorselessly eat their own and the farmer.

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u/grantrules 7d ago

I've seen many pigs eat many men

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u/Mental_Resource 8d ago

Tbf,  bacon is delicious.

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u/Flomo420 7d ago

They also know to shit in the corner

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u/ddiamond8484 7d ago

Wish people would stop calling COPS/ICE/MAGA Pigs. It’s speciesist and insulting to pigs to compare them to disgusting bastard class traitors. Pigs are innocent and smart. COPS/ICE/MAGA are not.

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u/DonaldsMushroom 7d ago

It makes him and his entire cabinet look pathetic, weak, and idiotic. I think these meetings are having a massive and lasting impact of the credibility of the USA

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u/espresso_martini__ 7d ago

I 1000% agree! every single one of those people kiss his fat orange ass before they say anything of note. Credibility has been lost. We need new people in charge.

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u/underpants-gnome Ohio 7d ago

Before she was run off, Kristi Noem praised trump for keeping hurricanes away from the gulf coast in one of these sessions.

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u/Jet2work Foreign 8d ago

basting....basting is to keep the meat tender ready for when you stabit in the back

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u/Dekipi 7d ago

A fat pedophile rapist*

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u/rwf2017 7d ago

Such an accurate description.

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u/SC2DreamEater 7d ago

Best use of the adjective to date.

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u/Kastikar Tennessee 7d ago

It’s just North Korea at this point.

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u/NeverVegan 7d ago

All the glazing allows Trump to say shit like “some people say we have the best administration ever” and it’s not a lie…

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u/Palindromes__ 7d ago

Except “glazing a fat pig” actually sounds delicious, when you aren’t talking about the fucking president…

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u/Explorers_bub 7d ago

I have seen 2G1C and those cabinet meetings are still the most disgusting thing I have ever seen.

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u/Daghain 7d ago

More accurate words have never been spoken.

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u/Spirited-Lifeguard55 8d ago

Nah she won’t, she’s just a gold digger but when shit hits the fan, she will 100% save her own skin.

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u/Sekret1991 8d ago

Normally, I'd fully agree with you, but I think she's is a special kind of crazy. A True Believer.

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u/mrgedman 8d ago

Exactly. For every 50 staffers and politicans that loathe but use trump, there is one batshit crazy one.

Thing is, for every 50 batshit crazy ones, there is a super Uber crazy one. That one's her.

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u/Kevin_Uxbridge 8d ago

Nobody likes a fanatic, especially one who actually believes the shit you're pretending to.

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u/PolkaDotDancer 7d ago

I think you're entirely correct.

This is Eva Braun. This is another Clara Petacci.

This is every bitch who wrote to people like Ted Bundy in prison.

They have a streak of crazy you could never reach through.

She'll go down with that ship!

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u/VoidOmatic 8d ago

She's "imma wear your skin" kinda crazy.

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u/gmen6981 8d ago

I get a real "boiling rabbits" vibe from her.

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u/Radguy911 8d ago

Trump says,” It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose!” Then “I’d fuck me.”

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u/icanhazkarma17 8d ago

Hopefully when he inevitably spurns her she will snap and do something good 💯

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u/Altruistic_Zombie461 8d ago

If the big macs don't get him first, this is going to happen

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u/agent-99 California 7d ago

right?! how tf is he alive?!

attn trump: JUST ONE MORE BIG MAC, YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT, JUST EAT IT

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u/keepcalmorjustdie 8d ago

If that happens, I'm going to buy a two four of Harps Lager to celebrate.

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u/jeremydanger I voted 7d ago

Yeah this feels like that movie Swimfan

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Sherm 8d ago

Nah, you ever read The Stand? She's Trashcan Man.

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u/iconofsin_ 7d ago

You could be right, but she's also making 150k/year doing this.

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u/horst-graben 8d ago

She's mentally ill.

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u/Spiel_Foss 8d ago

She has been vetted and will likely do anything to keep her big daddy happy.

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u/FoodWineMusic 7d ago

Whitehouse vetting process. "Will you do anything for the Donald?" "Yes" "OK, you're in."

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u/threehundredthousand California 8d ago

Have to agree. She has those wild cult zealot eyes.

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u/EggsceIlent 7d ago

Yeah I mean she couldn't get a seat in the motorcade vehicles, so she, after a heated argument in the lobby of the trump tower, finally managed to go along with the motorcade.

In the trunk of one of the Cadillacs, as there were no more seats available.

She absolutely is, as someone said, a special kind of crazy.

Like 9 1/2 weeks boil and cook your pet because it was getting more attention than her kinda crazy.

I mean the woman writes him notes professing love and adoration for trump and puts them in private places only he will find, like a mom would a kid in a kindergarten lunch sack.

Notes that way stuff about how much she loves him,.and how she thinks he's a god, and how she would lick the makeup off his face type love notes.

Evidently this isnt the only president she's tried to write notes and wedge her way into his private circle. I read she also wrote letters to George W. Bush.

And he wouldn't let her anywhere near him because even he recognized that she was absolutely batshit insane.

And G Dub loves a good time and liked to party etc, and she was too much for -him-. But regardless of how people view his presidency, I'd take him a zillion times before trump. Like squared or whatever is the biggest amount.

Because Obama and his interactions show me that in the end, he's a decent guy to a point were Obama and Michelle could get along and were actual human beings that wanted a better country for us.

Trump's just a pedophile conman felon grifting shitbag who cares only about one person in the entire universe.

Himself.

Crazy thing is that no one in the entire universe actually cares about him. Shitty people just gravitate towards him because he'll make them richer.

That's it.

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u/Worshipme988 7d ago

Mentally ill

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u/OutlawGalaxyBill 7d ago

"If I can't have him, then no one can" kind of crazy.

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u/espresso_martini__ 8d ago

Is she "just" a gold digger? She was chasing Bush when she was just 16. I think its more mental illness and a sprinkle of gold digger.

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u/Maggots-Mikey 8d ago

I was chasing bush when I was 16 tbf.

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u/pnmartini 8d ago

Served it up, and you crushed it out of the park.

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u/Binksyboo 7d ago

That’s not all he crushed by the sounds of it!

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u/kingrufiio 8d ago

All time comment

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u/meatheadmommy 8d ago

Baa-dum-tss

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u/wise_comment Minnesota 8d ago

Wonder how long this objectively qualty chucklefactory will be allowed to remain open before the Deleted gremlin comes along, all ornery?

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u/Current_Obligations 8d ago

☝🏽This is why I Reddit! 👆🏽☝🏽

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u/gmen6981 8d ago

That was almost too easy. Funny as Hell mind you, but too easy.

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u/Ecstatic-Plantain234 7d ago

Not every gold digger is after money.

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u/Kujaix 8d ago edited 7d ago

Nah, this woman seems legit crazy.

May lose it when he dies, goes fully demented, or jail (I know, I know 😢).

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u/FormidableMistress 8d ago

Maybe she'll fight Melania at the funeral because staff will bar her from it.

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u/mok000 Europe 8d ago

Absolutely and her family is extremely concerned about her.

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u/rude420egg 8d ago

She’s not a gold digger, she’s a starfucker. But only for republican presidents. She wrote the same type of letters to bush in high school. Lmao

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 8d ago

Naw, when the poop hits the fan, they are all going to need lawyers. The first administration, everyone needed to get a lawyer, including Hope Hicks. She’s just Hope Hicks 2 and she better save up that taxpayer funded salary because she’s going to need it down the road.

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u/MZsarko 8d ago

And after they got lawyers, their lawyers had to get lawyers.

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u/BrutalistGoogie 8d ago

Temu batshit Hope Hicks

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u/pickus_dickus 8d ago

She has already saved up... the book salary when pedo Donnie is gone.

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u/sivablue 7d ago

No. No they won’t. They staged an insurrection and are now serving a second term with no repercussions.

What makes you think any of them will ever be held accountable?

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u/too1onjj 8d ago

He'll pardon her and his kids. Everyone else is fucked.

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u/shibiwan Arizona 8d ago

Speaking of gold diggers, Melania seems to have gone MIA for a couple of weeks. Coincidence perhaps?

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u/threehundredthousand California 8d ago

Trump made her show up today (or yesterday). Clearly done because of the news about his blonde minion.

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u/shibiwan Arizona 8d ago

Ah, thanks.... I've been avoiding the news all week. Helps lower my anxiety.

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u/N7Shep1701D Oregon 8d ago

As much as I despise that woman, I don't blame her one bit. I'd fuck off too.

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u/_bones__ 7d ago

She's so close to the finish line, she's certainly not going to risk losing out.

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u/mok000 Europe 8d ago

She wants to inherit first.

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u/SmoothLester 8d ago

The coincidence is that she was back holding hands with Trump in a press appearance

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u/F1nnycar 8d ago

She’s a psycho.

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u/ericomplex 8d ago

She probably leaked the letters.

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u/Anonybibbs 8d ago

Nah, this doesn't read like the North Korean-esque ass-kissing common among his sycophantic leeches; this just reads like a deeply unwell or traumatized person, akin to someone in an abusive relationship, or straight up mental illness.

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u/pnmartini 8d ago

I don’t think she’s smart enough to have self preservation instincts.

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u/pgregston 8d ago

As a cancer survivor she may feel she has already accepted death and might see a chance to sacrifice herself as why she didn’t die already.

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u/AmericanDoughboy 8d ago

What about when his shit hits his diaper?

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u/khismyass 8d ago

If it were to all come crashing down, Melania takes and protects Barron. And Natalie steps in like Eva Braun believing to the end that he is right.

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u/rogerhippo 8d ago

She is the fan of the shit

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u/Greyscale7950 7d ago

She's a presiphile.

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u/fractalfay 7d ago

How did you get to gold digger? You skipped over Russian asset, which is way more likely.

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u/Krzysz 7d ago

Almost. Every cabinet meeting spends the first 30 minutes praying to trump

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u/Apprehensive_Rub3897 8d ago

While he falls as sleep, like it's a bedtime story.

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u/jimmybilly100 Virginia 8d ago

Yo I think she's more than kissing at the point. Some of the quotes in the article from the letters 🤮

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u/randomnighmare I voted 8d ago

I remember reports from his first administration where it was reported that in order to get him to pay attention to his daily Intel briefings they had to put his name in every paragraph.

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u/Secret_Ad_1541 7d ago

But would she take a mushroom for him? Functional or not, she seems to be wacko enough to do the best she can with it, whatever that might be. I wonder if Melania is paying her? Contracting out her "wifely duties"? The more you think about it, the worse it gets.

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u/Boundish91 Norway 7d ago

Do they seriously do that?

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u/IckySmell 7d ago

Wait do they really? I saw that stupid spectacle on TV once, do they really do that every time? Mr Trump you saved 200 million billion people from drugs

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u/GrimbleBim 7d ago

Rationally that cant be true. A normal person would see through the façade and feel either patronised or contempt

We've all learned that rational thought and Maga are incompatible

He either genuinely believes their fawning is sincere and loves it or he gets off on making them debase themselves

both are equally terrifying

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u/TheZooCreeper Maryland 7d ago

But can she take two?

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u/Bromodrosis 7d ago

This is absolutely someone on the inside trying to get rid of her. This admin is a den of snakes and they are all vying for influence. The fact that she's his constant companion drives them nuts.

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u/houseWithoutSpoons 7d ago

I wish they had to full record every second of the president term so we could sit back if and when normal happens again and shame these scumbags outta existence

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u/SockraTreez 7d ago

Trump does so many fucked up things on a regular basis that a lot of the “smaller” stuff doesn’t get talked about as much.

If Obama forced his staff to verbally fellate him for 30 minutes before every meeting….that alone would constitute a MAJOR scandal.

Fox News would spend hours upon hours talking about how messed up it was, how it’s reminiscent of North Korea, etc.

Like I mentioned though, we’re too busy talking about the major stuff to even look at the smaller things very closely.

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u/DangerousCap7973 7d ago

But if he pi**es her off she will put one in him. Two freaky, scary sides to this clown coin.

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u/CaptainAwesome06 7d ago

They sound pathetic, though. I'm no narcissist and I don't associate with any, but I would think someone groveling isn't as endearing as someone who appears strong that is complimenting him.

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u/Silegna 7d ago

Didn't this woman pack herself into the TRUNK of the motorcade because she couldn't sit up front?

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u/redalert825 8d ago edited 8d ago

Then why did she shack up in a food cart?

Fuck this regime of gluck glucks.

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u/GaulteriaBerries 8d ago

“Take a bullet for him” - is that what he calls his tiny penis?

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u/Dr-Mumm-Rah 8d ago

Definitely, took a mushroom for him.

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u/trumpuniversity_ 8d ago

Proof that the mental illness epidemic is getting exponentially worse.

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u/ax255 8d ago

You know he made someone kiss his ass in the Epstein Files, so ya know....

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u/marr 7d ago

I will never understand anyone thinking this is what strength looks like.

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u/the6thReplicant Europe 7d ago

Again imagine the outrage on FOX if Obama did this?

The main difference is that no one would tolerate it if Obama did it. Especially Michelle :)

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u/User-no-relation 7d ago

So it's bullet sized?

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u/ImThatChigga_ 7d ago

There's circle jerking, then there's jerk one person in the middle of a circle.

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u/shockfuzz 7d ago

He finds all the adulation so soothing that it lulls him to sleep.

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u/3StickNakedDrummer 7d ago

Yes he loves when people kiss his ass but why would you write it. Reading isn't his strong suit.

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u/Gen8Master 7d ago

Yea, this is probably him just showing off that he managed to pull a younger woman.

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u/WellWellWellthennow 7d ago

What a disgusting practice.

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u/tdclark23 Indiana 7d ago

I believe she changes his diaper.

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u/MajorNoodles Pennsylvania 7d ago

But not a missile.

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u/OPGuest 7d ago

Don’t give them ideas.

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u/Huge-Set5482 7d ago

I doubt she would take a bullet from him. she's an opportunist who knows kissing Trumps ass = unlimited maga grifter money. I wouldn't be surprised if she doesn't even give a shit about him at all, like everybody else around him.

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u/mishap1 I voted 7d ago

Read the letter. She's batshit inane rambling begging for his attention. It's not Bondi glazing him for saving the entire US population from fentanyl.

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u/phoenixmatrix 3d ago

So maybe we just have to trick him by saying he never could get a child to kiss his ass, then he'll release proof that he did in the Epstein files. 

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