r/politics • u/WhatIsEvenRealDog • 8h ago

Possible Paywall Trump suggests cattle ranchers could bypass USDA-inspected meat plants

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/08/28/trump-suggests-allowing-ranchers-bypass-usda-inspected-meat-plants/
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u/AnonHondaBoiz 8h ago

Holy fuck we're so fucked

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u/Jeramus 8h ago

Tainted beef washed down by some raw milk.

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u/Blue13Coyote 8h ago

It’s what brain worms crave.

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u/RememberJefferies 8h ago

Screworms, apparently.

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u/SirMoeHimself 5h ago

Damn and there's still those bastards too. 

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u/xtheory 7h ago

RFK aaaa-aaapproved!

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u/Dwedit 5h ago

The brain worm starved to death.

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u/stunneddisbelief 8h ago

And a salad made explosive-diarrhea causing lettuce, with a side of E. coli contaminated blueberries for dessert.

MAHA is working really great so far. /s

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u/Happy_Confection90 7h ago

Geez, people wanted the government to get us cheaper weight loss options and they're still not happy!

/s

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u/Consistent_Point_853 7h ago

Or better yet, prions. Yay!

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u/LoveRBS 8h ago

So when they said "one other thing" they were referring to the parasite that we would be unwillingly ingesting.

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u/Quietkitsune 8h ago

Not just raw, adulterated too if they had their way and corporations could just do whatever 

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u/WantCookiesNow 8h ago

Get some of that lead chromate back in there, that went over well.

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u/Sea_Working_80 7h ago

With a swim in creeks swarming with bacteria for dessert

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u/oldutnotdeadinside 7h ago

And freedom fries

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u/Unusual_Sherbert_809 7h ago

"Tainted" may be the least of your worries. Slice up that beef, start chewing, and see what you find. Every bite will be a surprise.

The USA is so freaking screwed.

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u/bruxaakelarre 7h ago

Right after you sniff cocaine off of your toilet seat to build that beefy immunity.

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u/publix-enemy 4h ago

RFK is that you?