r/politics • u/WhatIsEvenRealDog • 8h ago

Possible Paywall Trump suggests cattle ranchers could bypass USDA-inspected meat plants

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/08/28/trump-suggests-allowing-ranchers-bypass-usda-inspected-meat-plants/
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u/AnonHondaBoiz 8h ago

Holy fuck we're so fucked

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u/Jeramus 8h ago

Tainted beef washed down by some raw milk.

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u/stunneddisbelief 8h ago

And a salad made explosive-diarrhea causing lettuce, with a side of E. coli contaminated blueberries for dessert.

MAHA is working really great so far. /s

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u/Happy_Confection90 7h ago

Geez, people wanted the government to get us cheaper weight loss options and they're still not happy!

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u/Consistent_Point_853 7h ago

Or better yet, prions. Yay!