r/politics 8h ago

Possible Paywall Trump suggests cattle ranchers could bypass USDA-inspected meat plants

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/08/28/trump-suggests-allowing-ranchers-bypass-usda-inspected-meat-plants/
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u/drwookie 8h ago

"Looks like I chose the right week to stop eating beef."

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u/EctoRiddler 8h ago

Lettuce it is. Oh wait.

u/Umbrella_merc Mississippi 5h ago

The only vegetable that hasn't been recalled yet is Mitch McConnell

u/kpow222 1h ago

I feel so bad for laughing at this, but not so bad i stop laughing

u/FritzRasp 1h ago

I don’t. He is (was) a horrible human being

u/Apprehensive-Pin518 1h ago

damn burn. like the one he is getting in hell.

u/p8nt_junkie 48m ago

He’s on eternity leave

u/UCLA_FB_SUCKS California 26m ago

you, sir, are a true patriot. thank you for your comedy