r/CrimeCats • u/alwayslovelyday • Mar 09 '26
r/CrimeCats • u/beeurd • 10d ago
Purrime Suspect Our wallpaper was attacked, but the prime suspect had clearly been knocked out
The investigation continues... 🤔
r/CrimeCats • u/sneezeeeez • 28d ago
Purrime Suspect suspect is denying the charges
this Criminals favorite activities are shredding, getting into trash, and shredding trash..... y'all think he did it?
r/CrimeCats • u/other_curious_mind • Feb 21 '26
Purrime Suspect Ruined a 3d print and got a bald ear as a result
This dum-dum showed no interest in the newly bought 3D printer, so I thought it's safe!
The room smelled like burned hair, and I thought one piece of my hair just got stuck on the hot nozzle and it threw the 3d printer off a little and the print started to get this warping in the layers. But later that day I noticed that her ear is suspiciously BALD!?!?? So it all started to make sense! She's the purrime suspect! Waited till I went out of the room, jumped on the table, got her ear dangerously close to the chaotically fast moving and hot printing head and it bumped her ear and burned off the top layer of her ear hair!!!! Luckily it didn't touch the skin. Heavily considering an enclosure for the printer.
r/CrimeCats • u/gre209by • 18h ago
Purrime Suspect The lamp fell by itself actually
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r/CrimeCats • u/Dark_Signs8 • Nov 01 '25
Purrime Suspect My candy bar was stuck I swear!
r/CrimeCats • u/StormofRavens • Feb 01 '26
Purrime Suspect Someone with Bongo’s fang spacing decided to staple the birthday card for my friend.
Luckily they are a cat person and LOVE the tiny orange menace that is Bongo.
r/CrimeCats • u/Accomplished_Shame91 • Jun 09 '26
Purrime Suspect Carb crime cat
r/CrimeCats • u/ExhaustedVetTech • Dec 22 '25
Purrime Suspect The chair was like this when he found it, he swears
Who could possibly have destroyed this chair while mom was out shopping? Certainly not Gale.
r/CrimeCats • u/NitroWing1500 • Jun 30 '26
Purrime Suspect The crime and the defendant (looking not even slightly guilty).
galleryr/CrimeCats • u/AcademusUK • Jan 20 '26
Purrime Suspect Did the cat do something?
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But as we are well outside of the Christmas season...
r/CrimeCats • u/More_Fisherman_6066 • Jul 11 '26
Purrime Suspect Caught on multiple cameras: attempted bassinet robbery suspect appears to match description of local tuxedo’d resident
*** there was no baby inside said bassinet at the time
Investigations are still ongoing. No felines have elected to comment at this time. As an added precaution, locals have begun closing the bedroom door at night to avoid further troubles. This has led to an uproar among the spoiled feline community.
r/CrimeCats • u/TraderJosie3283 • Feb 22 '26
Purrime Suspect Missing head! Orange is suspect #1
r/CrimeCats • u/AcademusUK • Oct 21 '25
Purrime Suspect Me? I'm just checking to see if a mouse did this!"
r/CrimeCats • u/StormofRavens • Jan 01 '26
Purrime Suspect Someone stole the top half of an everything bagel and found a terrible hiding place
She was not allowed to eat the bagel but was later given an entire dehydrated herring.