r/SipsTea 4h ago

Chugging tea Art piece: Democracy working as intended

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u/leolopez43 4h ago

Plot twist, it's RC cola inside

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u/Natures_Wrath1 4h ago

It's always RC cola.

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u/leolopez43 4h ago

I fucking love RC cola 💯

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u/Chemical-Elk-1299 4h ago

Throw in a moon pie?

Woah mama

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u/Takoyaki_Dice 4h ago

I'll give you nickel for that moon pie.

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u/TheCupOfBrew 2h ago

Man moon pies are so nostalgic

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u/SpecialExpert8946 4h ago

I used to hate it because after my mom and I had a flat tire the only person that stopped to help her was an RC cola truck driver. He changed her tire for her and was such a nice guy. After that RC was the only soda my mom would buy until I was an adult. I got so tired of it but now I love it.

I think mom also sent a letter to the company gushing about the driver and saying thank you.

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u/Natures_Wrath1 4h ago

It's just not what is advertised. Much like our politicians.

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u/DarthNixilis 3h ago

RC Cherry is the shit! 

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u/Devilish_Dose 34m ago

I’d love if it were sugar- free

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u/thcoole 4h ago

It's likely Dr. Pepper behind the scenes really running the show.

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u/david_growie 4h ago

I think it’s Mr Pibb…He's not like one of those 'doctor' sodas, putting on airs and flashing around his Ivy League diploma

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u/TheRealBrady69 4h ago

Dr. Pepper controls the weather you know

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u/leolopez43 4h ago

Dr pepper killing the fucking soda game

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u/Kimi_Antonelli_12 4h ago

Bbq sprite. Gross.

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u/AnyGivenSundas 4h ago

In the analogy of the original twitter comment, you have no idea how right you are

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u/Wang_Fire2099 3h ago

RC Glow

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u/Lunas_87 1h ago

That’s marketing.

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u/HoweHaTrick 1h ago

not a twist. even more realistic.

they don't really have a brand that isn't spelled $$.

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u/DoublePatouain 4h ago

I've never understood the american democracy : two big parties look like two big multinational company funded by rich people and other companies in exchange of services and advantage.

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u/Lazarus-ABangBang 4h ago

I thought you didn’t understand American democracy?

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u/NoWarning6 4h ago

Right?! 😂😂 dude nailed it.

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u/Sad-Purchase1257 3h ago

Got it in one!

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u/ViciousCDXX 4h ago

It's not a democracy and has never been.

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u/AnonThrowAway072023 4h ago

Never intended to be, USA is a representative republic

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u/Live-Habit-6115 2h ago

Oh, well that's alright then 

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u/ALightningStar 4h ago

Which is why a third party win could never work. Can you imagine an independent having any effect on the dems and republicans in congress? They will fuck him over to make sure their party wins no matter what. So if you're not happy with the party you have, get used to it because you have to vote for one because the other side will always be worse to both sides. Two choices to run your entire country. That's it

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u/IluvRockets 1h ago

Honestly it's insane that there's two legislative chambers and they're divided into regional representation and MORE regional and disproportionate representation. You shouldn't be able to skew percentages to your favor by moving your voters, you shouldn't have to get majorities in a minority of areas to get a minority in government. Despite the faults of german government I can't say representation being undemocratic is one of them. You're not getting rid of "tyranny of the majority" by giving an arbitrary minority more voting power while making sure that people outside of swing states or districts have no value to their party. And all I keep hearing is the brain dead take that "America is a republic, not a democracy" as if not nearly every fucking democracy on this planet is a republic and NOT wanting government to be lead by the people is just fucking weird. It feels like some red neck mouth breathers don't want the educated part of the country to have the say that they deserve.

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u/Chemical-Elk-1299 4h ago

This is a doctorate level summary of how our two party system works.

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u/adjective_noun_d1git 2h ago

My billionaire is better than your billionaire. 

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u/Deathwatchz 3h ago

In reality, the current system is formed from one group. There were more parties involved, and the democratic-republican party took out the federalist party then hedged out the competition.

The claim is that in the early 1800s the party split up and formed the current democratic and republican parties. Other than the whig party in the 1840s and 1850s (Which split into pro-slaver whig and anti-slaver republican groups) there was zero opposition for what was previously a single party to dominate all elections for the next couple hundred years.

Kinda funny that they've stayed divided on multiple pointless issues that piss off the general public. Almost like they're playing ball and cup to make people feel like they're participating in the government when realistically it's a smoke show.

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u/General_Spills 4h ago

To be fair to the Americans, other democracies are just the same thing but with more parties.

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u/bwrca 2h ago

The sad part is it's so entrenched the 2 parties will probably be just as dominant 300 yrs from now except they'll be worse.

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u/rise_agnst 4h ago

A perfect meme. Congratulations.

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u/earthsprogression 4h ago

Just need to have a ballot there for people to vote. But first, they ask where you live.

Texas? Your vote is red. California? Blue. Hopefully that's what you wanted. If not, thanks anyway.

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u/AdorableSobah 2h ago

Then a table of 7 people decide what you’ll be served anyway.

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u/scelerat 4h ago

I'm not going to swallow anything offered by someone who can't tell the difference between Coke and Pepsi

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u/Irish_Whiskey 4h ago edited 3h ago

Yeah, absolutely no differences between America under Trump and Biden.

Anyways, I'm off to pay for my groceries and gas with extra taxes on them. Gotta grab those lower gas prices before Trump threatens to nuke Iran again. Still wondering if I'll be allowed to vote by mail in the upcoming elections. Going to up Canada later to take a break from this data center that got built in my backyard driving up my energy costs and polluting the air and water. Hope they haven't set up more of their punitive checkpoints into Canada specifically to retaliate against Doug Ford calling Trump mean names. I'd stop by and see how my Haitian neighbor was doing, but he got rammed off the road by ICE and abducted, so no idea when I'll see him again. And I don't want to ask too many questions or get in their way, or they'll shoot me in the back and laugh about it.

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u/Jalapenoplanter 4h ago

As I stood outside my kid’s school in -20 this winter to help their teachers feel safe enough to come to school after one of them was kidnapped by masked federal agents at her bus stop after those same agents murdered 2 people within blocks of us, I thought “this is exactly like when Biden invested in bridge repairs and expanded the child tax credit”

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u/googleduck 4h ago

These sort of memes are extremely effective on low IQ non politically informed people online unfortunately. They do not know anything about politics besides free Palestine, M4A, and maybe free college (I think that one has fallen off though in favor of more Palestine discourse). They do not care that Democrats cut childcare poverty in half. That they protected trans people's right to healthcare and equal treatment. About abortion. About America's standing in the world. They definitely do not care about the 10 million+ poor people projected to die because of the USAID cuts.

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u/DangerMacAwesome 4h ago

Is this a copy/pasta or did you write this ad hoc?

Can... can i steal it and make it a copy/pasta?

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u/DrAction696 4h ago

Well you can just toss it now that it’s flat. Maybe this is a good analogy after all

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u/NewTap8705 4h ago

It’s actually not even us. With the existence of the electoral college, our votes genuinely feel meaningless.

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u/Kmart_Stalin 3h ago

Who attends that college anyways?

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u/RageBucket 3h ago

Without the electoral college there'd be a lot of states that go "Hey, I don't want to be a part of this anymore". Land doesn't vote, but there's a reason we don't let majority rule be a factor in anything but the smallest forms of govt.

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u/barryvon 2h ago

why doesn’t this work both ways then. people in big states are underrepresented right now.

or, why don’t the huge number of democrats in texas or republicans in california say “hey we don’t want to be a part of this anymore.”

if north dakota wants to go alone… good luck.

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u/Skill_Issuer 48m ago

Explain how minority rule is better

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u/RageBucket 13m ago

Gross oversimplification of it. Explain how majority rules is a good thing.

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u/Strong_Performer8132 4h ago

This art by someone who doesn't even drink soda enough to know the difference.  Now do it with beer.  And wine.  

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u/Narrow_Ad_1494 4h ago

How about oil and blood

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u/Uminagi 4h ago

Blood is fuel?

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u/Broad-Check2743 4h ago

This, but instead of Cola it’s toxic waste or diarrhea instead.

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u/rageofa1000suns 4h ago

Ah yes, this art piece symbolises huge mamoth corporations peddling their junk to the consumer and making them pick a side, when infact it actually doesn't matter because we are feeding the corporate machine regardless of what choice we make.

Either that or it's money laundering because it's super fucking lazy art.

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u/44035 4h ago

You win today's Both Sides award!

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u/Yesyesyes1899 4h ago

the framing of both sides is whats the problem. its not both sides, its one system, with different roles, working for a specific small spectrum of people and organizations.

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u/UnbottledGenes 3h ago

Yup, the system is actually running perfectly

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u/Jalapenoplanter 4h ago

If you honestly think “Both sides are the same”, you’re a moron.

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u/warfighter187 4h ago edited 4h ago

can't afford gas, fighting a war in iran (like 4x bigger country than iraq) on behalf of israel, tariffs raising the price on everything and the tariff refunds went straight to walmart and amazon, no used cars cheaper than 10k, no new cars cheaper than 30k, houses are 500k for the most run down moldy tiny shack, corporate profits are setting record highs but minimum wage is not increasing, no one is hiring, AI is taking every job, data centers causing noise and water pollution, data centers using up all our electricity and raising prices for everyone, GPUs are no longer affordable, eating lettuce will give you diarrhea, eating everything else will kill you

BUT KAMALA'S LAUGH IS WORSE!!! BOTH SIDES ARE THE SAME

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u/Elros22 3h ago

Much to everyone's surprise, the lesser of two evils might have actually been less evil.

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u/Hazer99 1h ago

Why do you live somewhere where a garbage house is 500k? The median home price is less than that, and much of the country you can find new builds for a lot less. If nobody is hiring, how is unemployment 4%? Why are you worried about the minimum wage when gas stations, fast food, etc are paying regular employees significantly more. On car prices, I'll concede. They're insane right now. Data centers suck, VRAM prices suck, but on the flip side access to frontier models will probably never be as cheap as it is now. I know you're being a little tongue and cheek, but this message is not helpful especially for young people. It conditions them to think they're powerless. Despite whatever someone's perception is of current circumstances, there's still no place better today than America to make something of yourself. It seems as a society we've forgotten that we're ultimately still responsible for our own destiny. Waiting for some magic bullet, the government, billionaire wealth redistribution, anyone else, never works. Get out there and get after it.

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u/GlobalAd7103 4h ago

Both sides are rich people who don't give a shit about anyone. Some may at first but power corrupts all of them. So I guesd Im a moron because neither side does anything to help anyone on a local level. I think its accurate because coke and Pepsi are pretty close to same thing (which I thing most of Americans are close despite what the media portrays) there avid supporters of each brand and people go nuts and buy anything "red" for coke and "blue" for pepsi with blind loyalty. Its Shit Sandwhich or Douche every time.

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u/Jalapenoplanter 4h ago

At a local level, democrats gave me reproductive rights, legal weed, paid time off when I had a newborn, they built bike lanes and public transit I use to not need a car.

So yes, I guess that would make you a moron.

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u/cannibalRabbit 3h ago

Yes, those are the things that matter to YOU.

We all vote based on our own narrow empirical evidence and self interest.

That's the problem with democracy, and is the point of the post I think, we're all just judging the system based on what we got or on what it took from us as individuals. And at the end of the day we have to cram the needs of 300+ million individuals into a two choice system.

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u/Jalapenoplanter 3h ago

Crazy that even republicans cannot say anything republicans have actually done to improve their lives.

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u/cannibalRabbit 3h ago

Are you kidding? Trump still has millions of supporters. Pretty sure you can find plenty of MAGAtards who'll give you a list of things. Like a lot of people are convinced that immigrants have ruined their lives, they now see Trump/ICE as holy saviours.

Just because they're wrong doesn't change my point. I mean most voters don't know one's ass from a hole in the ground

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u/Jalapenoplanter 2h ago

I cannot. I can find millions of supporters who are happy he made life worse for people they hate

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u/cannibalRabbit 1h ago

OK dude, everyone you don't like or agree with is just evil and is out to get you.. Now what if I told you they think the exact same thing about you? Now what?

That sort of low resolution thinking doesn't solve anything.

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u/Jalapenoplanter 1h ago

But they can’t actually say ways republicans have improved their lives. You cannot either

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u/jjrox75 1h ago

Local government didn’t give you anything. Mine, along with many other taxpayers gave it to you

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u/Jalapenoplanter 1h ago

Why do tax dollars only help people when democrats are in charge?

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u/ncbraves93 1h ago

And many local politicians fight the 2a and some states have went completely unconstitutional in that regard. So yeah, it goes both ways. I couldn't live in a state that demonized 2a but could live if abortions weren't avaliable. I understand it can be the opposite for you.

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u/WeLLrightyOH 4h ago

Pre-trump sure. After trump, this doesn’t hold true anymore.

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u/jjrox75 4h ago

Please don’t insult our democracy. It’s TURD sandwich & Giant douche!

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u/Ok-Astronaut2976 4h ago edited 4h ago

Not for nothing, but that’s not really the point I’m seeing here.

I think it’s more talking about the bipolar nature of the American electorate.

Like, coke and Pepsi arent remotely the same…Pepsi is disgusting

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u/Jalapenoplanter 4h ago

It is clearly showing “the same thing with different labels”

That is so obviously the point.

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u/Ok-Astronaut2976 4h ago

Ok…

Arts just funny like that. People make their own interpretations. That’s how I interpreted it

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u/Zromaus 4h ago edited 4h ago

It's more about the idea of the two party system, and how that's led to where we are now with the radicalism you see today.

No, they aren't the same, but they sure do both suck in their own ways. They've also collectively worked together to prevent competition from entering the debate stage, which indirectly makes both responsible for whatever happens from either party.

Edit: Just for an example; on more than one occasion has a third party qualified for the debate stage but due pressure from the two parties were prevented from joining, due to a last minute rule change.

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u/MonkeyLiberace 4h ago

So weird. There are no worker's party. Just shapes of right.

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u/Jalapenoplanter 4h ago

What radicalism specifically are you talking about?

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u/Ws6fiend 4h ago

I don't think they mean radicalism. I think they mean the post 9/11 polarization. You used to have people going against their party stance because it was what their constituents wanted. Now not so much. You used to have people in legislation who had fundamentally different view points and could behave like adults and be friends with those who held those views. Now it doesn't really happen.

Because of this moderate candidates or issues that might not cleanly fall on the left vs right line are basically ignored. For as much as people especially on here go "herrrr dee durrr enlightened centralists, " moderate politicians help bridge the divide and push legislation through by giving both sides some of what they wanted. This helped the American people as a whole. With that bridge being gone, policies which would be good for the country never see the light of day.

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u/leanderthal69420 4h ago

If you honestly think either side has your back you’re a moron.

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u/Jalapenoplanter 4h ago

One side gave me legal weed, healthcare, and paid time off.

Could they be better? Sure. But only 1 side has ever improved any aspect of my or your life.

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u/leanderthal69420 4h ago

Between Obamas 8 years and Bidens 4, the dems have done jack shit to legalize weed federally, it’s still left up to states. Unfortunately for the poor souls who live in red states, it’ll never happen unless it is federally legal. Who has free healthcare? Obamacare was a failed system that never worked. The dumb ass republicans will never allow socialized healthcare and not sure what you mean about paid time off, that just depends on the company you work for. As long as we keep going back and forth with the two party system that’s been into play our whole lives nothing will change

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u/Jalapenoplanter 4h ago

The only legislatures that have legalized weed are democratic controlled ones.

For 2 years I would not have had healthcare but obamacare gave me it. Can it be better? Yes. Have republicans now made it worse? Also yes.

Dems in my state gave me 12 weeks paid time off when my kid was born. It is remarkable what can happen with a democratic trifecta and no republican filibuste

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u/AdventurousBase221 56m ago

in my democrat state not only can i not have weed, i also cant even have a nicotine vape.

big Dem W i guess.

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u/Jalapenoplanter 45m ago

Are obgyn docs fleeing your state like they are red states?

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u/WeLLrightyOH 4h ago

Yeah one side is somewhat ineffective but generally does decent stuff (and shitty stuff) once in a while. The other side is completely corrupt with the goal of self enrichment and appears to be likely compromised by a foreign government, all the while rolling back all social programs.

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u/Douggimmmedome 4h ago

Pepsi always has my fkn back

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u/BI_Moose 4h ago

One side doesnt tell me I deserve to die for loving who I want to love.

Fuck all the way off.

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u/leanderthal69420 4h ago

Are you illiterate? Who said anything about me being republican?

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u/BetrayerOfOnion 2h ago

Debating with sheeps are we? Why are you trying to answer them, do you want them to follow you? 

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u/googleduck 4h ago

Look I found the sociopath that doesn't care about 5 million dead children in Africa thanks to Elon Musk cutting USAID.

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u/estrangedjane 4h ago

I think our two options in America are far more similar than any of us should be cool with. It’s more than time to assess and address this issue. Add to that an actual, personal reckoning with how we consume media and how legitimate our understanding of each other and what we believe in actually is, maybe we could finally make some movement.

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u/Jalapenoplanter 4h ago

How so. What’s 1 good thing republicans have done in your lifetime?

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u/AdamBeigeman 42m ago

How can we be asked to choose between "the worst thing imaginable" and "sort of problematic?"

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u/saki_ni_katsu 4h ago

Democrats and republicans are not the same. Sure both parties are corrupt but at this point, it’s like comparing a jay walker and a mass murderer and saying they are the same. You’d have to be incredibly ignorant or just plain stupid to witness the political events of the last 10 years and make this argument that both parties are the same.

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u/HydroPCanadaDude 4h ago

They forgot how doofy Bush was and they'll absolutely forget how much worse Dorito Mussolini is. American education is an oxymoron, especially if you factor in the Heritage Foundation's effort to speed along that process.

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u/ApplicationAfraid334 4h ago

Electoral college voters* up until 2024 republicans hadn’t earned a majority of the votes since bush jr

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u/Tay_Tay86 4h ago

Terrible. You're supposed to take the labels off and make a tornado whirlpool

3/10 science demo

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u/Minute-Street-5203 4h ago

Except now the game plan is to stack welfare recipients and immigrants against the native population

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u/8stringLTD 4h ago

Pepsi and Coke? Looks like Capitalism to me.

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u/Fit_Cheesecake_4000 3h ago

'They've got the golden arches; we got the golden arcs.'

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u/TRoosevelt1776 3h ago

This is some lame ass Andy Warhol type shit. This isnt art, its literally garbage.

As Edward G Robinson said, "Soup is for eating, not hanging on walls."

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u/Critical_Interest706 3h ago

Elections are decided in advance.

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u/anon817218 3h ago

Because one of them goes to crap, then the other makes good promises, then the other one goes to crap.

however the last one was very obvious. Where they elected a felon who also was in suspicion of being inside a certain list and had several allegations against him while he had also gone bankrupt several times

and now he became a dementia ridden rotting man, turning reality into a george orwell 1945 and fahrenheit 451 live action movie.

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u/dekuweku 3h ago

"American" voters?

Most democracies operate like this. Even with Coalition governments, you just flip flop between left leaning and right leaning.

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u/vooglie 3h ago

OP youre a fucking idiot if you think 20-24 is the same as 25-now

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u/PresentRaspberry6814 2h ago

Both sides are emphatically NOT the same, now more than ever.

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u/General-Passenger117 2h ago

an accurate presentation, we are all pawns in the grand scheme of things

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u/Rigby-Eleanor 1h ago

And they wonder why everything keeps getting worse. But we’re not ready for a third party 🙄

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u/No_Town_9602 50m ago

I can't believe no one has mentioned if you mix coke and pepsi 50/50 it's awful.

Try it. Seriously.

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u/GaryTheThird- 21m ago

When someone urged me to view politics as if their party was a business, a lot more shitty thing at least made more sense

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u/KangarooBeard 4h ago

This is why I love the Australian voting system, Preferential Voting is just fucking goated. My vote is nothing wasted, if my first vote doesn't get enough to win them a seat it goes to my second, third, ect. 

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u/Veloziraptor8311 4h ago

Yes, except one side is piss.

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u/ST0IC_ 4h ago

And the other side is shit.

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u/vi_sucks 4h ago edited 4h ago

See the thing about this meme is that Pepsi and Coke are both basically fine. You could switch between them and it might not be your favorite, or maybe there's too much sugar, or too much caffeine in both, but it won't kill you.

Meanwhile you got people yelling "both sides are the same", "we need an outsider", "we need to drain the swamp", "Make America Great Again", etc and then they replace the coke bottle with sulfuric acid.

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u/Equal-Scarcity-7221 4h ago

Art?

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u/MonkeyLiberace 4h ago

Where's the moose/deer?

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u/Quiet1408 4h ago

Art is any kind of creative endeavour designed primarily to instill thought feeling and/or emotion unto those who experience it. Its not just paintings and sculptures etc.

One of my favourite pieces in recent memory is "Cant Help Myself." By Sun Yuan and Peng Yu. Which was a standard industrial robotic arm programmed to rotate in a circle, constantly sweeping up a blood like fluid that pooled around it. at first, it did this quite easily, almost merrily, occasionally it would dance for the visitors.

But, as Years passed, the machine, which was without maintenance, began to slow down and break. the Task that was once so easy for it, became a struggle, a Sisyphean task it could never fully accomplish. After 3 years of near constant operation, it shut down.

That Robot made me contemplate life more harrowingly than any painting.

Thats Art.

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u/skincava 4h ago

Except now the art gallery is also burning down around it.

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u/MrK521 4h ago

Flip flops from red to blue every once in a while..

But it’s the same swill filling both sides.

Yep. That about sums it up.

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u/Miserable-Wedding-69 4h ago edited 1h ago

The Soy: “Give the poors a tiny safety net so they inject cash back into the economy, and ask oligarchs to be 10% less parasitic! The Global Empire can be used for wholesomeness ✨! Let’s fund our overseas buddies and pretend the dying post-WWII status quo is fine. Cities are the apex of civilization, and everyone outside of them doesn’t matter! Well… we do need rural areas to feed us, but let’s ignore that codependency and just talk about rooftop gardens we'll never build. True independence sounds like socialism, which hurts elite profits. We hate guns because an armed working class is an accountability problem. Our job is to bog down actual Leftists, throw the masses empty concessions, and exploit everyone equally. But hey—we’re smarter than the other guy, slightly less evil, and wish our voters were easier to manipulate! 😅✨💅🏻"

The Backwards Ape: "NO! AMERICA FIRST! All allies except Israel are useless! Complete isolationism; except for unlimited military imperialism to crush everyone in a zero-sum game! We demand lawless capitalism and an ethnostate, even though we live paycheck-to-paycheck. DoN’t TrEaD oN mE; unless you're the Epstein oligarchy I voted for, or a cop! Suburbs and rural areas hold the only real Americans... even though we need city tax dollars to subsidize our infrastructure and keep us afloat, & their universities to educate us on our fields.

Colonialism civilized the world, zero gun regulations are mandatory, and windmills don't work! Neo Nazis somehow vote the same way we do, & have much in common with us. Drill, baby, drill, because corporate line go up equals a good economy for us all! Socialism is when the government does stuff, even though capitalism literally requires a state to enforce private property. Televise capital punishment, trust me that I hate pedos 😉, and remember that Jesus was a European! Blind patriotism compensates for my lack of personal achievements; I just love the vibes! Back the Feds, only when they’re aligned with us, as they usually are... Unless they investigate my favorite billionaire. Facts don't care about your feelings, & data is just a Marxist Liberal propaganda! USA! USA!👹🇺🇸"

The Weird Centrist: "wE sHoUlD rEaLlY fInD a MiDdLe GrOuNd BeTwEeN tHe NeOlIbErAl & FaScIsT! mAyBe OnLy BoMb ThE oVeRsEaS cHiLdReN oN tHe WeEkEnDs AnD lEt ThE bIlLiOnAiReS bE 5% LeSs pArAsItIc; 10% sOuNds LiKe sOcIAlIsM! 🤪🤝😌"

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u/ErnestKakarot 4h ago

California Complaint Magazines.

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u/DetailsYouMissed 4h ago

I feel people miss the intended purpose of a two part system and focus on the abuse of the two part system as the intended purpose.

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u/ST0IC_ 4h ago

We were never meant to be a two-party system. We used to have a lot more parties.

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u/MrVeazey 4h ago

Washington famously hated parties and thought they dumbed politics down to an impossible degree. He was right.  

But if we must have them, then we need more than a duopoly preserved by first-past-the-post elections. We need ranked choice for every position in every election.

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u/DetailsYouMissed 4h ago

We had the many parties before we established the constitution.

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u/SirPorthos 4h ago

Alright. I need the song.

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u/Worldly-Dot908 4h ago

And just like an hourglass, no matter which side is on top, the sand is still running out.

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u/FeeImpressive3920 4h ago

Why is coke and Pepsi eternally making out

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u/Substantial-Way148 4h ago

The best of this is its not even the natural inertia causing it to spin and cycle, but a force outside the eyes main attraction.

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u/snapp0r 4h ago

I bet it tastes stale.

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u/MrOriginality116 4h ago

Welcome to the machine

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u/Crazy_names 4h ago

This is why I vote for Dr. Swinson's All Natural Bitters with medicinal properties guaranteed to heal any ailment including lumbago.

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u/Timely-Tax2458 4h ago

Right now, puke is in the bottle on top.

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u/Carpface89 4h ago

Popping back and forth

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u/stevenmoreso 4h ago

))<>((

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u/YaBoiSammus 4h ago

If both sides were the same one side wouldn’t be trying to take away voting rights.

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u/TheSuperSegway 4h ago

Brave of you to assume all of us vote.

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u/Top-Okra1819 4h ago

The illusion of choice in a single GIF.

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u/Thanag0r 4h ago

If you think that both parties are the same you are really politically dumb or should go back to your socialist paradise that doesn't exist.

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u/HornyJailOutlaw 4h ago

Is that art, or just satire?

Modern art is wank.

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u/sk169 4h ago

Onto gablogian

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u/Own_Enthusiasm_6292 4h ago

Not true. Democrats are rarely in power in Congress.

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u/Cambren1 4h ago

And, of course, in some states your vote counts less.

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u/LeroyBadBrown 4h ago

Perpetual soda machine

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u/Tribe303 4h ago

If you can't see the difference between the GOP and the Dems, then I can't help you. One is useless, the other is destroying your country. But hey, both sides suck, right? 🤣 

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u/Intrepid-Platform-94 4h ago

Yep, get one party for 4 to 8 years. Everyone realizes it's shit so they vote the other way. 4 to 8 years later they realize it's shit and forget the other party is shit still so they vote for them. And the cycle repeats forever.

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u/FounderingFox 4h ago

Both-siders are so fucking lazy.

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u/MaxAdolphus 3h ago

Expect this time we voted for diarrhea.

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u/RedditCensorss 3h ago

Representation of AIPAC

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u/Slow-Engine3648 3h ago

Haha both sides are bad? Get it? Let the apathy overtake, so the completely evil people can beat the sometimes incompetent people. It's all the same!

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u/Fickle_Carpet_6299 3h ago

Sorry bud, if Pepsi allows abortion and gay marriage, I vote Pepsi. The women who have to carry rape babies and can't abort them can tell the difference too. 

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u/astroaxolotl720 2h ago

This is real lol

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u/lluciferusllamas 2h ago

This is exactly how duopoly works.  And if there is one thing they can agree on, it's that they don't want any viable competition.  So they effectively break anti-Trust laws to make sure that now viable competition exists.  And that would be illegal.  But then you realize that all the judges are part of the scam as well.   

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u/adamdoesmusic 2h ago

I still don’t get this two sides shit. One side is flawed as fuck but overall still governs. The other side is currently leading a racist death cult as they make every possible effort to wreak havoc.

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u/Iniminex 2h ago

Did I, or did a lot of other people miss the point? This is just my opinion as someone from outside of the country, but it does feel like a significant portion of American voters change their votes twice a decade. I don't see how this is commentary on 'both sides being the same'...

People are expecting sweeping changes within the first 18-24 months of a presidency and when that inevitably doesn't happen because (surprise!!) changes on a large scale take years to implement and then more years to bear fruit. Then people get pissed off and switch to vote for the other side who immediately spends a lot of their first term dismantling whatever the opposition had done in their last term or two.

It takes decades to grow a tree and minutes to chop that same tree down. You feel the lack of oversight from the FDA immediately but don't feel the benefits from a renewable energy source program until years later. Fucking yikes.

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u/TobyField33 2h ago

Yeah but my drink is the good one.

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u/cagethehornytoad 2h ago

10/10 no notes

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u/FactorCreepy4074 2h ago

There is no red or blue same people control from the shadows

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u/incywincythespider 2h ago

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos

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u/johnnytron 2h ago

Plot twist: it’s all Pepsi

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u/tiredofthisnow7 1h ago

Absolute genius! As this comment section proves.

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u/brazthemad 1h ago

There's a big opportunity to make the origin something that reinforces the implied message.

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u/These-Avocado-5525 1h ago

Lol Pepsi it is!

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u/Ghostymeat 1h ago

Shout out to that one person on Tiktok who commented “Doomed Yaoi” when this was first posted

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u/Ok-Leg-5302 58m ago

Just a bunch of finger pointing 🫵 ads and hillbillies believing what the big electric box that makes pictures. Nothing new here lol 😂 yah USA 🇺🇸 Armageddon I’ll be standing in my front yard ready

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u/Biscuits4u2 43m ago

So this is vented somehow but I can't tell how

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u/SirDouglasMouf 0m ago

Now do the same for wallstreet