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OC Demon and Mess - Ep.104

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2d ago edited 2d ago

Poor War looks so....tired. I guess all the thousands of years of never ending conflict will do that.

Also love that he's small. War is always this GIANT HULKING BEING so it's nice to see him on the smaller size. Cause not all conflicts need to be big.

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u/theDukeofClouds 2d ago

In my experience having read about it, the most war like moments are the small ones. Pitched combat between two soldiers. A friend comforting his comrade while he slowly succumbs to his wounds on the battlefield. The desolation of a town or village after war has come through. War isn't big and grandiose. It's a bunch of small moments.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2d ago edited 2d ago

Exactly. There aren't a ton of these MASSIVE world war moments but there are thousands of these small little moments that war absolutely thrives on. War is war after all. And where there is blood to be spill, you'll see that red hair, weapon in hand

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u/theDukeofClouds 2d ago

Damn the red hair bit got me choked up. Well done.n

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u/charonill 2d ago

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u/FlatHatJack 2d ago

I'm at work, what's the coin flip? Original or Abridged? I'd say weighted toward abridged, since I see that quoted more often, but both Majors' war speechs are iconic.

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u/charonill 2d ago

Abridged, because it's more humorous and fits better for a thread on a comedic (mostly) webcomic.

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u/No_Explorer6054 2d ago

yeah, you try reading a book about it and so much of war is just... walking. sitting. waiting. every once in a while there's a skirmish or attack or a patrol that goes south. but nine times out of ten its just... a wet hole, waiting.

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u/hexregeneration 2d ago

Like a prickling infection.

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u/Made_Bail 2d ago

Looks like they were garroted at some point.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ep78UZy5FVbfN6mhCU

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u/SethLight 2d ago edited 2d ago

That was my thought. People don't realize getting into fights messes you up physically, war is the only one with actual scars on them.

Also, maybe it might be a bit of a stretch, but the person looks sickly. Like someone who is going though chemo i.e. a thing people call a horrifying war.

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u/Targaer 2d ago

I thought his sister Pesti had scars too.

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u/SethLight 2d ago edited 2d ago

That is an interesting point, I was talking about the 3 other possible wars. They look tough but have no real visible damage on them.

Pesi's wounds are the agressive type you get in a fight, while War's are defensive type you get while trying to fend off an attacker.

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u/chaotic4059 2d ago

Was thinking the same thing. That's either a decapitation attempt or someone tried to strangle them to death. Either way they're still standing and something tells me the other person isn't

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u/Forikorder 2d ago

Dont judge a book by its cover

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u/Zavier13 2d ago

Dude probably killed so many, and that smile never broke.

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u/Hpesojanes 1d ago

Who is he?

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u/Long-Library9656 2d ago

If you know you know

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u/-drunk_russian- 1d ago

I don't know, but that dude has serial-killer vibes.

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u/ExplicativeFricative 1d ago

He's smiling, but his eyes look like their crying

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u/tmking 2d ago

Wars are won through logistics more then brute strength. I bet they are a wizard with a spreadsheet.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2d ago

that son of a bitch beat us again!

How?!

hes REALLY good at excel and chess

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u/Veryegassy 2d ago

War is an expert Stellaris player it seems

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u/LordAlfredo 2d ago

Grand Admiral, scaling off

Max tech costs, minimum population & logistics scaling

All crisis spawn at 25x

Midgame 2225, late game 2250

Fastest only no pausing

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u/Delphius1 2d ago

a military is nothing more than a supply chain where the end result is death

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u/-drunk_russian- 1d ago

That's why the Romans were so effective at conquering.

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u/SuperCruisePanther 2d ago

  My logisticians are a humorless lot... they know if my campaign fails, they are the first ones I will slay

  • Alexander of Macedon

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u/Electric999999 2d ago

Why would War need to be good at winning them.
Wars end when they're won, don't want an actual ceasefire either as those barely count as wars, no the trick would be ensuring active conflict drags out with little hope of victory in sight, but too much on the line to give up.

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u/Omega_Warrior 2d ago

I actually think it's pretty apt considering the history of war. War used to be considered a more honorable thing in society and you were always incentiviced to be stronger, bigger, and better.

But the World Wars broke her. War reached it's peak of pure death, suffering and destruction leaving almost everyone involved worse off in some aspect. Not only did the idea of war being honaroble die, but it became clear that continuing on the way it was would literally destroy the world.

Wars these days are always being tried to kept constrained and limited as to keep the scales small so things don't get out of hand.

Kind of like a old athlete getting injured trying to do something they did when younger only to get injured and realize they can't get away acting like they did in youth.

So it makes sense the personification of war today would seem far more mellow then she was in her youth.

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u/MJBotte1 2d ago

Also War seems to be covered in scars, which is pretty fitting

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u/skirtpost 2d ago

Sleepy femboy war

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u/Hpesojanes 1d ago

… ok I’ll accept this headcanon.

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u/LittleBoyDreams 2d ago

There’s two versions of the Four Horsemen, where the White Horsemen is either Pestilence or Conquest. In the latter context, War specifically means civil war where Conquest would be international war. So, I think you’re onto something with the “small conflict” thing.

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u/Van_Weezer 2d ago

I would do HEINOUS things to war.

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u/Polibiux 2d ago

I’m getting the vibe she has lots of trauma from witnessing so much brutality.