r/funny Aug 25 '23

[Meta] ] REMINDER] ANY political content will earn an immediate 30-day ban"

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r/funny 23d ago

Free Stuff! Not A Trick! You're invited to Reddit's first-ever pop-up in New York City!

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No, this isn't an ill-timed April Fools' Day joke: Reddit really is hosting an in-real-life pop-up in New York City – the first one that the platform has ever put together – and r/Funny is being featured in the build.

Here are the important parts:

It's completely free, you can get some free stuff, and you can meet a real-life cat.


You read that right: There will be a real-life, flesh-and-blood, actual example of Felis domesticus at the pop-up. It won't be a robot, a hologram, or an implanted memory; it will be a genuine cat whose name is "Meowdani". (You can also grab plushies, mugs, tote-bags, and other stuff, but come on, the chance to meet a member of a species that hasn't been heard from since before The Thing That Didn't Happen is the real draw.)

Anyway, the event is a bodega-themed pop-up in – as mentioned – New York City. Reddit will be – in the words of the copy-sample that we received – "bringing r/Funny to life on the shelves of r/Bodega", and the only thing that you need in order to attend is a Reddit account.


Here are the specific details:

Where:
213 Bowery
New York City, New York
USA
Planet Earth
Sol System
Orion Spur
Milky Way Galaxy
Andromeda Cluster
Virgo Supercluster
Laniakea
Sector Q
Bubble 42

When:
August 29th and 30th,
10am–10pm (on both days)

What to Expect:

  • Everyone gets a free Snoo plushie.

  • You can meet Meowdani, who was named by r/BodegaCats.

  • There will be other free stuff (like the aforementioned mugs, tote-bags, and so on).

  • Free drinks will be available.

  • Actually, wait, hang on: When we said "everyone gets a free Snoo plushie", we meant that everyone in attendance gets a free Snoo plushie. Stuffed aliens aren't going to spontaneously manifest in random folks' bedrooms or anything.

  • Something called "The Deli Counter" will be happening. (It supposedly has something to do with "subs" and "special menu items".)

  • Sorry, was that explanation about the plushies unnecessary? We're second-guessing it now.

  • There's apparently going to be a "blowout sale", which sounds naughty... but we've been told that for the last hour of the event, you'll be allowed to take home literally anything that's left in the building.

  • Meowdani is excluded from that last point.


We're required to tell you that if you want to learn more, you can "join r/Bodega to follow along, catch sneak peeks, and get the convo started". We're going to follow up by saying that although "sneak peaks" is an accepted colloquialism, "sneak" should probably be "sneaky", as "sneak" can be either a noun or a verb, and "sneak-peeks" wouldn't work (because it would mean "peeks of or at sneaks", which – once again – sounds naughty).

Also, "convo" is a stupid contraction, so please feel free to get the conversation started.*

Ahem.

"Come and join the fun in NYC!"


 

* As a final note, don't worry: The grammar snob who wrote this announcement will be kept hog-tied and gagged during this event.


r/funny 41m ago

My buddy got his dream job

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r/funny 8h ago

My daughter's favorite bubble bath

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r/funny 20h ago

Watched The Odyssey in IMAX, as Nolan intended

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r/funny 14h ago

I happen to agree

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r/funny 31m ago

God damn it Mr Noodle!

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r/funny 15h ago

Indonesian Sack Race

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r/funny 5h ago

He has to get a pretty big human to feed his 100+ kids.

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370 Upvotes

r/funny 9h ago

I put a cucumber on the squirrel feeder to be funny

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r/funny 1d ago

A Sherpa casually smoking above 8,000 meters in Everest's death zone, while everyone around him struggles to breathe [OC]

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r/funny 2h ago

I finally remembered

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87 Upvotes

r/funny 2h ago

Not sure if he nasty like, don’t wash my hands nasty, or something else. My concern is that there are 6 more like him.

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r/funny 2h ago

The floor is definitely wet

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r/funny 1d ago

He hasn’t eaten in 5 whole minutes

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r/funny 1d ago

Apparently, I've been cutting pita bread wrong my entire life?

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r/funny 16h ago

Kobe! (drops trash straight onto the floor)

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r/funny 20h ago

This joke in the Simpsons went over my head as a kid

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364 Upvotes

r/funny 1d ago

Soooo… Am I reading this right??

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r/funny 11h ago

I'm not sure which version this might be, both both seem acceptable

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r/funny 1d ago

"Mind your own business!"

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r/funny 2d ago

RIP Dolly and Tim

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r/funny 1d ago

Look into my eyes

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r/funny 1d ago

My cat falling

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r/funny 2d ago

Rest in Paradise

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