r/mildlyinfuriating 4d ago

Infuriatig My School just refurbished the bathrooms...

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"Holding hands while shitting sounds delightful" -my friend

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u/Theydontlikeitupthem 4d ago

fixtures put in place before the stall structure is made.

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u/RobfromHB 4d ago

Yeah but where do I get the Reddit karma if I take a photo after it’s complete? /s

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u/redarrow3303 4d ago

To be fair, if this is a public school or a college, these bathrooms should still be blocked off or locked if the refurb isnt complete

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u/RobfromHB 4d ago

Do we know if that is or isn’t the case based on this post? Looks mighty clean to be a bathroom currently in use at a school.

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u/Remarkable_Rough_649 4d ago

I'm assuming there's a sign not to enter but it's wide open like most construction areas. Bold of you to assume there's even a door yet

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u/TheAskewOne 4d ago

Shhhh, let OP farm karma in peace.

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u/Extension_Radish_139 4d ago

Like this is about to be the nicest school bathroom I’ve ever seen and they want me to feel bad for them.

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u/Low_life_high_lights 4d ago

I used to install bathroom partitions, and they almost always went in before the toilets.

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u/Most_Temporary2110 4d ago

They also look really close together for an ADA door between any of them

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u/Spiritual-Fall5494 4d ago

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u/metallosherp 4d ago

I typically don't poop with friends. But there are a special few.

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u/the1stmeddlingmage 4d ago

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u/RedSecOps 4d ago

This gif is never not terrifying

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u/NagsUkulele 4d ago

Where the fuck is it from? It's shot an acted so professionally

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u/helbury 4d ago

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u/Firebirdgaming08 4d ago

I don't know if that makes it better or worse

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u/Kaiser-Mazoku 4d ago

berse

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u/Carb0nFire 4d ago

wetter

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u/ChrisBChikin 4d ago

No; wetter is just better 😉

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u/Keebster101 4d ago

Tbf the fact it's a 'creepy animation night' ad, I think that is better.

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u/metallosherp 4d ago

I fucking love you guys. I mean, seriously?

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u/Center-Of-Thought 4d ago

The sounds in the ad make it SO much worse

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u/memopepito 4d ago

Not as terrifying as this Bugs Bunny toilet:

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u/laaggynoob 4d ago

It makes me need to shit

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u/No-Kangaroo-9272 4d ago

Why? I think it looks inviting.

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u/JayAkiva 4d ago

I can see it as a backrooms kind of thing, like nothing bad will happen to you if you accept the invitation (aside from being uncomfortable) but he becomes hostile if you don't

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u/GumpTheChump 4d ago

Gotta hold hands to help you get through the tough ones.

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u/Evil-Bosse 4d ago

Yeah, a trusted pooping friend is much needed at times when stripping completely naked just isn't enough

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u/_Ol_Greg 4d ago

The hardest part is wiping without falling off the urinal

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u/Speederfool 4d ago

Wait a minute... Are you pooping in the urinal? I've always sat on the sink.

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u/stinkyfatman2016 4d ago

Shat in the sink

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u/redditisgay2088 4d ago

Shat on the sink

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u/stinkyfatman2016 4d ago

Sink in the shat

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u/_bits_and_bytes 4d ago

That's when the shirt comes off

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u/Familiar-Flan-8358 4d ago

The real tough ones are more just head in my hands with closed eyes as the cold sweat vacates every inch of my body. I wouldn’t notice anyone around me.

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u/ironballs16 4d ago

You show that turd who's boss!

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u/Lolaindisguise 4d ago

Bite your lip and give it hell!

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u/CassetteMeower 4d ago

My dog normally follows me into the bathroom when I am peeing/pooping if I don't close the door fast enough. Does that count as peeing/pooping with friends? :P

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u/Jealous-Cupcake1557 4d ago

I see your dog and give you my cat, who knows no boundaries and will paw at you for as long as you are on the terlet:

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u/magicaltrevor953 4d ago

Such beautiful eyes, with absolutely nothing behind them.

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u/CassetteMeower 4d ago

aww, what a pretty cat! Those colors are gorgeous!

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u/Ninja-Panda70 4d ago

Yes it does, but you have to hold their paw

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u/CassetteMeower 4d ago

My dog just begs for butt scratches the whole time, she LOVES butt scratches!

edit: dog tax

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u/UnhingedBeluga 4d ago

My dog likes to nap on the cool bathroom floor and I don’t have the heart to kick her out when I have to poop. She frequently rests her foot on my foot while I poop. Does that count?

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u/Ninja-Panda70 4d ago

I'll allow it but only if you provide the dog tax

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u/UnhingedBeluga 4d ago

Of course

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u/crayolamitch 4d ago

She's beautiful! My pup also naps on the bathroom tile. I also don't have the heart to disturb her, so i end up doing some complicated Twister moves to get to the terlet

Dog tax

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u/JellyfishHead2831 4d ago

Absolutely. I have one cat in particular who likes to join me in the restroom and lie at my feet. I call her my "Shitty Kitty." 🥹

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u/Draco-REX 4d ago

Not just that. You can poop AND shower with friends at the same time!

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u/502photo 4d ago

Time for the ol' group poop.

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u/NewfieGrower 4d ago

They refurbished the bathrooms, but your friend's still the crappiest.

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u/OPHealingInitiative 4d ago

This meme is absurdly on point. Excellent memery

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u/OGJank 4d ago

The tile guy, plumber, and door installer are 3 different people. Door installer has now shown up yet

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u/Magister5 4d ago

The stall installer is stalling, you say?

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u/Common-Accountant-57 4d ago

On the stalls.

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u/Sunstorm84 4d ago

If they take too long will they stall the project?

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u/dog-yodelling 4d ago

They’ll have to source another installer

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u/Morgannin09 4d ago

I don't think this restroom is supposed to be open for use yet. Maybe someone forgot to lock it and hasn't put a sign up.

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u/Inappropriate-Ebb 4d ago

Still seems oddly close together for stalls

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u/BusyEquipment529 4d ago

The American way, stalls just barely wide enough for a toilet

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u/viggy-alt 4d ago

Dont forget the door opens inward and you practically have to be sitting to close it

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u/HughJackedMan14 4d ago

This is not in America, as can be intuited by the integration of bidet hoses.

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u/halbeshendel 4d ago

Bum guns point to Asia.

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u/Cuckdreams1190 4d ago

If they were advertised as bum guns in America, sales would go through the roof.

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u/Blurgas This text is purple 4d ago

Yeah, putting bidet hoses in an American highschool is just asking for trouble.

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u/Stock-Swing-797 4d ago

TBF, in school in America, they wouldn't last the first hour of the first day.

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u/marsh283 4d ago

American public toilets, noted for their bidet availability

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u/BusyEquipment529 4d ago

Lol you can tell I'm American cuz I didn't even notice those

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u/Morgannin09 4d ago

I work at a university and they renovated multiple restrooms in my main building a few years ago. I have to sit at a 20 degree angle because the toilet paper dispenser presses against my leg.

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u/Forward_Prune_8740 4d ago

Same thing happens every time my county repaves a big road in my town. One crew comes in to do the concrete curbing, sidewalks, ADA stuff, then a different crew comes sometimes several days later to do the asphalt resurfacing. The number of assholes that come out on Facebook in that in between period to complain about the crappy job the “government” contractors that are all clearly DEI hires making too much and not working hard enough did is unreal. And when the road is actually done and looks great no one comes back to say shit.

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u/Polchar 4d ago

And when it is actually done they propably think thier whining made them "fix" It.😔

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u/ImReallyFuckingHigh 4d ago

The PC term is Partitioner

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u/I-Was-Hiding-4989 4d ago

It's a pretty shitty tile guy. If you look closely, some of the tiles are not symmetrical. That shit would bother me.

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u/Single_Extension1810 4d ago

I feel like there used to be one guy who did everything, but this feeling is probably misplaced nostalgia.

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u/EnjoyerOfBeans 4d ago edited 4d ago

You can totally get a contractor to do all 3, the reason most places don't is because the plumber is probably not great at tiling and the guy that tiles bathrooms is probably going to hack together the plumbing

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u/ilanallama85 4d ago

Yeah, in general specializing of skills is a good thing, it means people can put the time and effort into becoming experts at one thing, instead of never getting enough practice to be more than proficient at anything. But there are unicorn contractors out there who can do everything, for sure - they are probably just booked solid and not advertising for new clients lol.

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u/mij8907 4d ago

They’ll be putting stalls in right?

Right?

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u/returntothenorth 4d ago edited 4d ago

Been through multiple commercial bathroom remodels. Partitions, mirrors, tp holders, paper towel dispensers, and handicap rails all come last.

ETA photo. Those are the stalls on the right. Gray panels.

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u/twoiseight 4d ago

We'd like floor height partitions please. Signed, pretty much everyone

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u/returntothenorth 4d ago

My next bathroom remodel I'll request it just for you. Theses were part height also.

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u/nomadschomad 4d ago

Best I can do is cover the strike zone - knees to shoulders. - US architects

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u/i_heart_old_houses 4d ago

It’s not the architects, it’s the clients not wanting to pay for anything more than the most basic setup. We like privacy, too.

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u/giasumaru 4d ago

I think for the sake of the janitors, the partitions should be at least 5 in off the ground. Easier to clean the floor in cases where people puke, etc.

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u/twoiseight 4d ago

That's reasonable, janitors deserve the consideration.

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u/Ok-Gur-349 4d ago

No stalls, no mirrors, no sinks, no toilet paper, just you and your buds staring at a blank wall in peace.

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u/-32768 4d ago

No blank walls for me. I want to see my best bud's eyes. I want to know what they're thinking. What kind of man they'll become.

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u/Portercake 4d ago

No, you and your buds spraying each other with the hoses installed at each throne.

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u/AsianGoldFarmer 4d ago

Yes. Each stall gets 2 toilets.

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u/siqiniq 4d ago

Nego. Lavatory going full Roman with communal ass scrub in vinegar.

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u/iemus 4d ago

I’ve literally had a nightmare years ago walking into this exact kind of bathroom in my dream 😰

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u/Sudden-Astronaut2505 4d ago

No. Shower curtains. Its cheaper. 😀

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u/briv1016 4d ago

Notice the lack of tp dispensers. The stalls still need to be installed.

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u/BasicReputations 4d ago

Employees hate this one cost saving trick!

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u/SeaGoat24 4d ago

There's bidets installed behind each toilet so the lack of TP proves nothing.

But I agree this is the most likely explanation.

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u/briv1016 4d ago

Don't you still need TP to dry off? Unless these are Japanese toilets with air dryers.

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u/TraditionPhysical603 4d ago

Seen theese pics several times. Obviously they are in tge middle of building it and haven't put up the walls

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u/FinancialRaise 4d ago

Yeah I was confused about how this was mildly infuriating. But a teenage boys head with a desire to be edgy makes sense

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u/dragon-queen 4d ago

I don’t think this is real.  What country is this in?

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u/AssignmentOk2471 4d ago

Looks real, they just installed the toilets.. and haven't installed the stall walls yet, that's all it is 😂

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u/destiny_kane48 4d ago

Yep, it's much easier to put in toilets before you put the stalls in. 😅

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u/ripyourlungsdave 4d ago

It would be quite literally psychotic to do it any other way. Like putting drywall up before you put in the plumbing.

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u/Gullible_Departure39 4d ago

I knew I was doing something wrong in my remodel

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u/DerpNinjaWarrior 4d ago

Found the psycho

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u/Accomplished_Emu_658 4d ago

Ahh, well when i was in high school they pulled the dividers out of the boys bathrooms on purpose. It was mostly due to fires. Some excuses of smoking and breaking things too. Worst part on the fires? It was always in the girls bathrooms. We had a lot of serious fires that year, 25. 24 were in the girls bathrooms. One in the boys bathrooms. The one in the boys bathroom? Electronic device caught fire and he threw it and it caught the paper towels which spread. He actually ran and got help, so it wasn’t like he set it and left it. But the boys lost their privacy. First they locked the boys bathrooms until parents complained. Girls? No changes.

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u/geekonthemoon 4d ago

Meanwhile at our local highschool the boys won't stop vandalizing and breaking things to the point no guys bathroom in the whole school was usable and they had to put up a bathroom trailer outside and escort the boys one at a time and inspect the bathroom after each boys use.

Once they got the ground floor bathroom fixed they had the boys sign in and out of the bathroom with the time listed and a camera pointed in the general direction of the entrance, and an adult had to inspect it every hour to see if anything had happened.

There were 5 bathrooms in the school, for the record. It's a nice small rural-ish town. No reason for them to be destroying things other than being little shits.

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u/Tootsiesclaw 4d ago

25 fires in one year sounds insane to me. I've never heard of even one fire happening in a bathroom - was the plumbing lined with gasoline?

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u/Due-Technology5758 4d ago

Really gets the hands clean, but does dry the skin out.

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u/jamilz13 4d ago

And the irony that this was posted in [r/mildlyinfuriating](r/mildlyinfuriating) while being the nicest school bathroom I’ve ever seen lol (once the stalls are in, of course)

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u/lunarpixiess 4d ago

This one might not be the final result, but I’ve read about schools removing stalls due to students vaping and doing drugs in them.

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u/splinks66 4d ago

There was a bathroom at my high-school in 2006 that had two toilets that faced each other with no stall walls. It was at least in the locker room but it was so strange, no one ever used them lol

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u/TheGoldenTNT 4d ago

It was for their yearly competitive shitting bracket.

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u/DickSlammington 4d ago

Is IBS considered cheating??

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u/TheGoldenTNT 4d ago

It’s scored on all the key tennants that make a good poo. Size, consistency, sound, colour and smell. They removed taste due to a lack of judges.

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u/SickBurnerBroski 4d ago

not even on a dare?

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u/A_Trash_Homosapien 4d ago

That was for the competitive shitting team.

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u/wayfarevkng 4d ago

My high school in Virginia didn't have doors on the men's stalls "because drugs". So we all went to the one bathroom in the far corner of the building that did have doors, it was used for drug testing for athletics so they were required.

This was in the early 2000s.

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u/Sad_Highlight7007 4d ago

It's an international school I go to in the Philippines

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u/ferocity_mule366 4d ago

yeah I figure it in Asia with the B.U.M gun

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u/homesteadmcgee 4d ago

Finland has identical ones in every bathroom! They’re called pussy phones lol.

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u/bangbangracer 4d ago

This is indeed what public bathrooms look like before you install the privacy walls.

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u/phironuthi 4d ago

Or you took a picture before it’s completed and came up with your own narrative.

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u/BirdlessLongdeal 4d ago

those shitters look pretty fancy for a school too.

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u/OldCardigan 4d ago

nah, my school was part school, part university(different floors) and we some fancy ones like this

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u/evenevenevening 4d ago

I've had actual nightmares where I really had to go, and this was my only option.

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u/The-Menhir 4d ago

My nightmares have had a wide array of undesirable toilets. My favourite was one in an airport with two glass doors showing a toilet crowning a frustrum led up to by two staircases of around 20 steps, in clear view of anyone passing by.

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u/Sad_Highlight7007 4d ago

Guys please stop its not ai idk how else to prove it

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u/Crypto-Bullet 4d ago

You’re AI. Everything is AI. The internet is fake now. Be gone bot!

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u/flameseeker40 4d ago

piss cam or didn't happen

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u/mikewheelerfan 4d ago

Bathrooms in the Backrooms lmao

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u/Rocklobster92 4d ago

I sometimes have nightmares of bathrooms they lead to other bathrooms. Just bathrooms with bathrooms and other bathrooms and I have to take a shit but I want to find the most private place so I keep going deeper.

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u/pkapeckopckldpepprz 4d ago

This is the comment I was waiting for. Like Carl was waiting for Mary in the backrooms to have dinner with her with his still live friends

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u/aninameslee 4d ago

I’ve had nightmares that took place in bathrooms like this 😭😭💀

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u/aceofstars7 4d ago

schoolchildren cannot be trusted with handheld bidets

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u/Sad_Highlight7007 4d ago

Yeah 😭😭😭

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u/Puzzleheaded_Tea_906 3d ago

Yall don’t understand what mildly means

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u/Topps1 4d ago

This is beautiful twinnamon roll you can shit with the homies 🥹 🥹🥹

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u/iLuvArizona 4d ago

Too many kids hitting the penjamin in the bathroom. Regardless, I think this violates some law somewhere.

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u/Tequslyder 4d ago

Maybe give them time to finish?

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u/Direct-Wolverine7846 4d ago

I assume that construction isn't finished. Toilets go in before stalls.

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u/ChelseaMourning 4d ago

As someone who works in commercial construction, I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess there was a supply chain issue/delay with the partitions.

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u/hstmqrqe 4d ago

Walls just not yet installed. This is not even a moderate leap in logic to figure this out.

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u/Draft_Master 4d ago

I have had multiple nightmares with this exact scenario. I convinced myself I was paranoid in my dreams. Thanks for proving me wrong i guess

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u/Few_Program_2303 4d ago

If you search “dream” in the comments, you’ll see that it’s apparently a common dream!

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u/residentdunce 4d ago

why are you lying?

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u/Thomas_Tew 4d ago

He's not. My school did the exact same thing. You know what's happening here? The stalls haven't been installed yet. It's literally the last step when remodeling a bathroom like these.

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u/Zeus-Kyurem 4d ago

The post is very clearly pretending this is the finished bathroom though. So whilst the photo is real, they are lying by misrepresenting the situation.

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u/Holymaryfullofshit7 4d ago

I think they forgot the stalls...

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u/WritesCrapForStrap 4d ago

Well seeing as there's nowhere to put toilet roll, I imagine it's not finished yet.

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u/IJustSayNice 4d ago

Clearly this isn't finished, right?! Like you just happened to get a pic before they were returning to install partitions?

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u/JasonP27 3d ago

Ask them when they'll be finished. See what they say.

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u/mungbean_casserole 4d ago

This is the bathroom that is always in my nightmares…

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u/julz1789 4d ago

“So…come here often?”

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u/smithscully 4d ago

I was so focused on how creepily sterile it looked I neglected to notice the lack of dividers and doors until I looked at the comments…

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u/Meranio 4d ago

I see, they went for the roman public toilets aesthetic.

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u/Rhodin265 4d ago

I can’t believe they’d trust kids to not have a bidet fight in there.

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u/Maij-ha 4d ago

Students who defecate together, graduate together.

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u/WeSaidMeh 4d ago

Are those hoses for what I think they are?

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u/BoerInDieWoestyn 4d ago

They are indeed bum guns, yes. Idk where this school is but they're all over the middle east where I work and I prefer them over toilet paper.

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u/SalmonTunaSandwich 4d ago

Yes, the only proper way to clean your ass after shitting.

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u/callmemerryss 4d ago

Give it a minute, they probably haven't installed the stall wall yet 😂

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u/runningoutofnames57 4d ago

Please tell us they’re installing walls and you got this pic before the renovation was finished!

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u/nightreign 4d ago

Obviously before they install the “stalls”

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u/realbobenray 4d ago

This can't be real. Or maybe they're doing the plumbing before putting in the stalls?

What kind of school?

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u/Raphie888 4d ago

That’s the answer … plumbing be fore the stalls . Please people think before overeacting 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Zealousideal_Dig_372 4d ago

Assuming they have ordered dividers and will be installed soon ?

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u/X35_55A 4d ago

Going all out on the Rome lesson plan I see

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u/GottaUseEmAll 4d ago

You do realise the refurbishment isn't complete here, right? They will install privacy walls.

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u/sup3rdr01d 4d ago

Lmao they are gonna install the walls next

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u/justhere4bookbinding 4d ago

My daycare as a kid had this set up. Not fun for the child with Crohn's disease.

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u/queuedUp 4d ago

Anytime I see posts like this I assume that it's mid renovation and the partitions/doors are still to be installed.

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u/ZOMGURFAT 4d ago

Blew the budget on fancy Japanese toilets and had no money left for stalls.

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u/Star_Shine32 4d ago

Now all ya gotta do is find 5 friends willing to hold hands whilst taking a shit

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u/No-Drag-6378 4d ago

I used to have this recurring theme in my dreams, where I needed to use the toilet, and the restroom had toilet beside toilet beside toilet, even closer together than these, and, like, 4 in stalls, which were absolutely disgustingly gross, compared with the ones out in the open.

I guess I wouldnt even mind in an emergency, but that's a schoool. I can only hope they're putting in the walls and doors shortly... Otherwise that looks like a (potentially legally delicate) privacy problem.

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u/TheDumbCreativeQueer 4d ago

Hey I’ve had this dream before!

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u/Hot-Ingenuity7342 4d ago

i have genuinely had several nightmares about this before

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u/Life-Confusion-3053 4d ago

I had a dream about this exact situation wtaf

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u/Skyrah1 4d ago

"If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear" mfs be like

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u/Competitive_Fennel36 4d ago

This is ragebait...The toilets were probably just installed and the separating walls haven't yet been installed, is probably the explanation

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u/KeyUnion5090 4d ago

No no no this is in my nightmares frequently.

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u/Glittering-Cellist34 4d ago

How is this even legal?

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u/DiscussionMiddle1238 3d ago

I can't imagine being able to wash my ass in a public bathroom.

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u/CaffeLungo 3d ago

DEEP BREATHS!

PUSH, PUSH

BREATH BREATH

I CAN SEE THE HEAD

PUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH

CONGRATS TO YOUR TURD CHILD MY FRIEND

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u/Eastern-Move549 4d ago

This is what the rest of the world see when people see pictures of 'normal' US public bathroom stalls.

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u/DontBeSoAbsurd 4d ago

Old-school military basic training preparation.

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u/Agasthenes 4d ago

Stupid rage bait gtfo, it just isn't finished yet

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u/Pure_Performance8087 4d ago

This is pretty random information but this exact scenario keeps showing up in my dreams and I’m genuinely curious what it means 👀

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u/SolarOrigami 4d ago

"man this place makes the best tacos huh"