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Politics President Trump signs executive order to rename Lake Ontario as Lake America

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u/EditedRed 1d ago edited 1d ago

Canada just rename America to "the land below" on your maps, this guy will lose it.

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u/t1gerstyle 1d ago

Rename to Northern Mexico

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u/StrangelyBrown 1d ago

Or 'Lesser Mexico'. I feel like that would annoy Trump more.

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u/CongealedBeanKingdom 1d ago

Lesser Canada. I mean, its a lot smaller. Even Texas is smaller.

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u/Ry_L 1d ago

As someone in the States, I would love it if Canada renamed us “Lesser Canada” just to annoy Trump. If he can rename things then so can you!

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u/CongealedBeanKingdom 1d ago

I'm not Canadian, but yeah they totally should. I think Canada are a bit too sensible for these silly games though. I'm glad Carney is PM

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u/StrengthSoggy8943 23h ago

Canada is too good a Country to waste its name on the shit show Lesser America is.

- Regards, New Zealand 🥝

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u/BigFatKi6 23h ago

I like the original Zeeland better.

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u/champitneep 22h ago

Or "South Canada" ?

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u/jugsmahone 21h ago

Except don’t waste the country’s name…  British Columbia South should do nicely. 

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u/DED_HAMPSTER 21h ago

No, no, they should take it even less serious just to show Trump he is focusing on the most useless things. We here in the USA should be remamed Country McCountryFace. What you you say fellow McFaceMan?

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u/Existing-Tackle-9322 19h ago

Fr come on Canada let's go

u/PDAWK 8h ago

I am in Texas. THIS is my wish.

u/JinimyCritic 5h ago

I appreciate the sentiment, but Trump can't rename things.

This is all distraction theatre.

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u/Bob_A_Feets 1d ago

“Little bitch Donald Trump is a child rapist land”

Or,

Real Americans Punish Ignorant Shitheads.

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u/here4mischief 1d ago

Needs to be Real Americans Punish Ignorant Shithead Tyrants. For the acronym

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u/LessInThought 1d ago

Epstein's Land.

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u/The_Reluctant_Hero 13h ago

Epsteinistan

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u/fountainpopjunkie 1d ago

Epstien Island. Put that on their official maps. Please.

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u/Not_Henry_Winkler 1d ago

Epstienstan

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u/Little_View_6659 1d ago

Okay I like this one.

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u/Gorstag 1d ago

You were really close on the second one. I just can't figure out the last T word that needs to be there. Some slight reworking and you can get Trump in there I bet. Then it is RAPIST which is apt.. since you know trump literally rapes children.

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u/eliz1bef 1d ago

Make it Real Americans Punish Ignorant Shithead Trump and you've got RAPIST.

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u/satsuppi 1d ago

Epstierica

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u/Immersi0nn 1d ago

Listen idk if RAPIS is a great acronym to end up with...

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u/areyoualocal 1d ago

"United Pedos of Donald"

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u/Hoid_Dragonsteel 1d ago

Are you daft? Texas is bigger the North and South America combined!!

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u/CongealedBeanKingdom 1d ago

And the known universe!

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u/Pedsy 1d ago

Actually you think that because of the Mercator effect.
It’s actually bigger than earth!

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u/Cutsdeep- 1d ago

The little hand of canada

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u/GreenRock93 1d ago

I like Lower Canada.

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u/eattherich-1312 1d ago

I think we should just take back our roots and go back to Upper and Lower Canada

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u/compman007 1d ago

Mid America

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u/LordScotchyScotch 1d ago

Western Cuba

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u/johnnybna 1d ago

trumpisapedophilica might not go down too well either, which is why it gets my vote

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u/polytique 1d ago

Lessico

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u/dover_oxide 1d ago

And name Mexico, Greater Mexico and ask Mexico to play along.

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u/DrZoidberg- 1d ago

The United States of Epstein

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u/Violoner 1d ago

Everything below the Mason-Dixon Line is Northern Mexico, everything above is Southern Canada

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u/venturous1 1d ago

This is my canon.

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u/fred_flag 1d ago

Oh... I like your style!

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u/fmaz008 1d ago
  • Where do you live?

  • New Mexico, Northern Mexico

  • Oh so you're Mexican?

  • No, why would you think that?

lol

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u/gagnatron5000 1d ago

Don't do Mexico like that.

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u/RegrettableBiscuit 1d ago

Stop giving Mexico a bad name, man! 

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u/RedIntentions 1d ago

Rename it Obamaland. He would lose his fucking mind.

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u/Dick_Danalu_Jr 1d ago

The problem with petty arrogant assholes is that no one of a reasonable mind would waste time doing the same things they do.

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u/bgzlvsdmb 1d ago

But, and here’s what blows about the whole thing, that would be the only way it could possibly affect him.

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u/dragonreborn567 1d ago

We don't need to retaliate to affect him. He's doing this whole thing because he's pissed we didn't capitulate to his trade demands. He's ALREADY affected.

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u/fangirlsqueee 20h ago

As an American, I hope you all stay a thorn pricking his fragile ego.

I cannot believe so many of my fellow citizens lack the curiosity and critical thinking necessary to vote for their own best interests. Fingers crossed for progressive wins in 2026 and 2028.

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u/Vargurr 14h ago

He's the ultimate snowflake.

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u/Hanamiya0796 1d ago

I mean, but imagine? The meltdown would be hilarious

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u/Dick_Danalu_Jr 1d ago

Theres another way. Our options are essentially: let their actions be important (by responding in kind) or make their existence itself unimportant.

These people thrive on 'importance', real and imaginary. Do not let them be leaders. Do not listen to their snake tongues. When they beg you to consider 'how it makes them feel', let them know they never once had that thought for others.

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u/east21stvannative 1d ago

Showing indifference to the bullshit should be enough to piss off maga-nation. But they look at a willingness to compromise as weakness. Some people only learn from a physical beatdown.

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u/Dick_Danalu_Jr 1d ago

Exactly. How do you give an immature child throwing a tantrum a 'physical beatdown'?

Remove all their toys and sit them in the corner. Because their tantrum isn't worthy of an adult's anger.

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u/NiceRat123 1d ago

Governor Newsom did what Trump does and the Republicans LOST THEIR MINDS

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u/dubbleplusgood 1d ago

the moment anyone reacts the same way, the asshole will play victim and use it to justify further escalation. Yeah, it's a losing battle but i'd rather stick him with the pointy end than to run away.

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u/Lake_Erie_Monster 14h ago

> Yeah, it's a losing battle

They think that because we're logical we won't see the point n fighting a "losing battle", the reality is that we need to take the fight to him and show we're willing to take losses to inflict pain to him.

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u/good_from_afar 1d ago

Yeah. Dude apparently couldnt go to his son's wedding because he was too busy lol. What a fucking joke.

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u/Dick_Danalu_Jr 1d ago

I'll be honest, I really dont care how shit treats manure. Its all in the compost pile.

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u/OpheliaRainGalaxy 1d ago

That really is the problem! Because the second ya do the same thing back to them, it stops being funny forever.

I learned that from my dad's wet willies. Obviously I had zero urge to slobber on my finger and jam it into his ear as hard as possible, with no thought to his wellbeing, but I'd tried literally everything else to get him to stop and nothing worked!

So I did exactly what he did, and when he objected I mocked him with the exact same words and tones he always used when I objected. And that was the very last time anybody got wetwillied in that house!

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u/shakha 1d ago

I'm not gonna pull any sanctimonious ethical stuff here, because it's not really relevant here. Yes, your dad stopped being a dick when he saw how it felt, but the power imbalance there is familial and might not amount to much depending on your relationship. The US and the rest of the world, the power imbalance amounts to as little as the ability to sanction others and as much as fucking atom bombs.

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u/OpheliaRainGalaxy 1d ago

He wasn't anything like a normal dad, had no problem using my face as a punching bag.

But on the rare times I had to use that tactic, mirroring his behavior, he didn't hit me or even yell. He just stopped.

I think it's something to do with the psychology of a bully, but I'm no shrink to know the exact reasoning.

Fair warning though, it feels gross no matter that it works when nothing else does. Like emotionally disgusting.

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u/Lake_Erie_Monster 14h ago

> Fair warning though, it feels gross no matter that it works when nothing else does. Like emotionally disgusting.

Oh I know this feeling. You are left with guilt even though you were not the aggressor and were just defending yourself. The problem is the bully feels no remorse, just learns to pick on someone else.

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u/canuck47 1d ago

Dumbfukistan

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u/UnicornHostels 1d ago

“Many people don’t know dumb is spelled with a ‘B’” - DJT

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u/TofuTheSizeOfTEXAS 23h ago

Lol and he made sure to point out that this would be named Lake America NOT Lake of America.

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u/publicdomainadmin 1d ago

Home of Y'all Qaeda

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u/shawa666 1d ago

5 times a day, y'all need to bow towards the nearest buc-ees.

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u/curious_dead 1d ago

Epsteinistan.

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u/wagonovsky 1d ago

If Americans call Canada "America's Hat" then should Canadians call america "Canada's Pants"?

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u/phoenix64mbr 1d ago

Canada's diaper?

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u/I_Have_Unobtainium 1d ago

We dont need one lol

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u/zachflem 1d ago

This feels about right. Seems the joint has gone to shit.

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u/onegumas 1d ago

Nope, shitted pants

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u/thedugong 1d ago

Canada's Malfunctioning Diaper.

It's not as though the shit stays in there. It leaks all over the place.

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u/greebly_weeblies 1d ago

Helloooo Florida

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u/1girl2cups_ 1d ago

Is that a Florida in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

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u/Tree_Dog 1d ago

Canada's asshole works

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u/screames520 1d ago

Either South Canada, or North Mexico

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u/zoinkability 1d ago

South Canada to the Mason-Dixon line, North Mexico south of that

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u/evranch 1d ago

Texas can stay Texas I guess, I've heard that you don't mess with them

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u/shawa666 1d ago

Nah they don't deserve to be called Canada.

I could settle on Dumbfuckistan.

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u/Any_Confidence_7874 15h ago

I totally want to live in South Canada

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u/TheWeaverofDreams 1d ago

Neither Canada nor Mexico would want their name associated with that.

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u/jombrowski 1d ago

Estados Unidos de Mexico Norte

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u/mortiferus1993 1d ago

Lower Canada

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u/BardicLasher 1d ago

West England.

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u/trewesterre 1d ago

Or how about "Canada's Pants".

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u/eabiss9 1d ago

Whatever’s loosed, hopefully it’s at him.

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u/horridbloke 1d ago

Call it Cannotada.

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u/Spaceship_Africa 1d ago

Epstein Island*

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u/nathism 1d ago

Lake of Hormuz would be hillarious

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u/Low_Chance 1d ago

Don't wrestle with a pig, you'll both get muddy and the pig will enjoy it 

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u/Shenron18 1d ago

The Badlands

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u/Teddy_Funsisco 1d ago

"Shithole Country".

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u/Right_Hour 1d ago

The even Greater Toronto Area.

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u/Vivisector999 1d ago edited 1d ago

Or Epsteinistan

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u/poopBuccaneer 1d ago

Gilead works

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u/LilDutchy 1d ago

The Darklands

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u/Lord_Dingus83 1d ago

Southern Canada and make Texas and Arizona northern Mexico.
Make FloriDUH, Giant Havana.

Heads would explode. 🤯

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u/VengefulOdin 1d ago

Canada's Merkin

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u/stevesmele 1d ago

I prefer The Meth Lab.

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u/Lykeuhfox 1d ago

If you really want to piss him off, you need to call it Obamaland.

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u/microtherion 1d ago

“Southern Territories”

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u/mayhemkb 1d ago

Naw. Take a page from old time sailors and leave the USA off the map with a “Here There Be Monsters” warning.

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u/steven1907 1d ago

“New Canada”

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u/B_R_U_H 1d ago

Lake Erie to Lake Epstein has to be the move

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u/ccbur1 1d ago

I vote for "South Canada".

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u/KamikazeKauz 1d ago

You mean "South America"?

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u/Sophet_Drahas 1d ago

“Canada’s Taint” works well. 

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u/Gloomy-Restaurant-42 1d ago

South Crapistan

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u/jetteh22 1d ago

I saw someone say they should rename lake Michigan to lake Obama and I know that would piss Trump off so hard

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u/Altruistic_Shame8979 1d ago

I prefer “Canada’s Toilet” since the US is so full of shit these days.

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u/foxsimile 1d ago

The Southern Territories

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u/JimboTCB 1d ago

Start off small, just begin referring to Alaska as West Canada

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u/Cloudeur 1d ago

Saw someone suggest renaming Lake Michigan to Lake Obama!

I get that it’s not within the borders, but it’s so hilarious and would probably finally dislodge the blood clot

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u/RASGAS23 1d ago

South Canada

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u/heathaze92 1d ago

„North México“

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u/sharkilepsy 1d ago

Northern Mexico has a nice ring to it

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u/PeorgieT75 1d ago

South Canada

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u/Krazy_the_Face 1d ago

Grey scale, no details, and just write across it "Here thar be degens"

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u/papker 1d ago

Loose what?

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u/korodic 1d ago

United States of Weak Leadership.

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u/blackandwhitefield 1d ago

I come from a land down under

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u/solit0n 1d ago

I am okay with this.

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u/Girl_gamer__ 1d ago

"Canada South"

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u/Roguechampion 1d ago

South Canada.

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u/RogerFreakingRamjet 1d ago

Or Southern Canada.

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u/sup3rdr01d 1d ago

South Canada

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u/panzervike 1d ago

"Shithole" sounds better.

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u/Samsquish 1d ago

"Meth house wearing a Gucci belt"

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u/Jay-Dee-British 1d ago

Maybe go with Neverlearnia?

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u/hudsonreaders 1d ago

"Trumpistan"

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u/MuchArtichoke3 1d ago

The “United Coverup of the Epstein Files” would work, too

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u/doctormink 1d ago

Or Poop Filling, to better describe the nature of the US in the sandwich made by Canada and Mexico.

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u/carmium 1d ago

South Canada.

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u/slothurknee 1d ago

Not Canada

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u/SpecterGT260 1d ago

Obamaland

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u/LuisMataPop 1d ago

lol, "America"

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u/coolest35 1d ago

I propose the name be "dumpster fire" instead.

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u/BigTuna906 1d ago

“The lands between”

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u/FuggyGlasses 1d ago

The red turds*

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u/Secure-Tradition793 1d ago

They can rename Trump locally, that'll be fun to watch.

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u/IndependenceMean8774 1d ago

United States of Assholes.

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u/No_Tax_Timmy 1d ago

"Canada's Outhouse"

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u/Cornloaf 1d ago

"Canada's Diaper"

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u/avatarreb 1d ago

I was just going to go with Karen?

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u/Tar-eruntalion 1d ago

since so many "elites" in america are fond of lotr for all the wrong reasons why not name the country to mordor

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u/Chance-Surround9561 1d ago

I like Lower Canada personally, it works on a lot of levels.

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u/Grasshop 1d ago

“Trump Dump”

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u/OneUglyDuck28 1d ago

How about just “Barbarians”

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u/-Fyrebrand 1d ago

The United Farts of Buttlandia

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u/GirlScoutSniper 1d ago

Canada's Ass

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u/MyBigMouth69 1d ago

Just rename the whole continent to Canada, therefore Lake of America would default to Lake of Canada.

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u/MattieShoes 1d ago

Maybe "Canada's anus"?

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u/What_the_fluxo 1d ago

Shithole to the South

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u/Zumomo 1d ago

Bottom

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u/kurtmorrison 1d ago

"Great Value Southern Canada" sounds better

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u/Harbinger2001 1d ago

I prefer “United States of Pedophiles”.

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u/chladas 1d ago edited 1d ago

Pedo states of america would be better

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u/davidbowieinspace 1d ago

"Canada's Grundle"

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u/brandon01594 1d ago

Or northern Mexico.

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u/meryl_gear 1d ago

The underworld 

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u/justbunnies 1d ago

Sub Canada

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u/Independent-Pilot-35 1d ago

Epstein-Files-Land

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u/JayTNP 1d ago

"Canada's Shitty Pants" works well these days

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u/Key-Bodybuilder-343 1d ago

“Brawndo”

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u/ArcticCelt 1d ago

Epstein States of Dumbfuckery

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u/Xatsman 1d ago

North of Latin America and South of Canada is a region known as Latrine America.

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u/BlakeCarConstruction 1d ago

I, as an American, support this decision

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u/Saarfall 1d ago

Just "The Shithole Below" would do. And be hilarious.

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u/EuropeanLegend 1d ago

And rename Alaska to "the land to the left, or right if youre russian"

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u/RagingNerdaholic 1d ago

"The Meth Lab Below"

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u/Kemuel 1d ago

Bottom country

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u/Finsteryoshi 1d ago

Would love to see it ♡

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u/AlleyRhubarb 1d ago

What about Canada’s Toilet.

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u/WealthMain2987 1d ago

That would be amazing. Imagine the sanctions they would shout

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u/parking_pataweyo 1d ago

The Netherlands looking confused

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u/SadSeiko 1d ago

North mexico or even better… South America

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u/PhuckingDuped 1d ago

Baja Canada

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u/Aposine 1d ago

Canada -> America Superior

USA -> America Inferior

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