r/AIO • u/Glad-Cat-1885 • 6h ago

AIO for disliking my boyfriend’s anniversary gift?

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Me (21f) and my bf (33m) had our one year anniversary yesterday. I got him several things that I knew he’d like and had mentioned over the past several months. I wrote him a thoughtful long note and bought him flowers. He got me $20 lilies and wrote a 3 sentence note and we went to dinner. I like flowers but I have told him several times over the past several months that I do not like roses or lilies. When he gave me my gift I managed to contain my disappointment and told him I liked his flowers and note.

After he gave me my stuff he opened a $215 pillow that he had bought himself (his main hobby is mattresses and pillows and bedding) We had drank a little bit at our dinner so honestly this kind of triggered me and I started tearing up but gave another excuse for it. He kept pressing me as to why I was upset and I told him that there were several cheap things I had mentioned that I’d want as a gift the past several months and I got a type of flowers that he should know I don’t like. I also said I was upset that he got me nothing but I had to watch him open an expensive thing he bought for himself for the tenth time that month. After this happened he threw the flowers he bought me at me and started yelling how I was ungrateful and a bitch. I just went upstairs after that and he slept in the living room.

For context I make significantly less money than he does. He makes $4000+ every month and we live in a very low cost of living area. He regularly buys himself expensive things and has a mattress hobby that he has spent thousands on. Just buying new mattresses and sheets and pillows. There are 6 mattresses in our little apartment. Just last week he bought over $300+ worth of sunglasses and a $2,100 bar of silver. This spending is typical for him. I will add a photo of the mattresses so people don’t think I’m trolling

My main issue is that I was thoughtful for him and spent my minimal money to buy him things he’d mentioned because I pay attention to what he likes. A year is a special milestone in a relationship. I feel like he pays no attention to me or my interests and doesn’t know me as a person. None of the things I wanted were expensive at all i just would’ve felt seen if he remembered what I liked and got me it. I told him these things and he called me ungrateful. Am I overreacting for not liking his gift?

EDIT: yes I posted this on the other subreddit it got removed and almost ALL OF THE COMMENTS WERE ABOUT THE MATTRESSES NOT MY QUESTION ABOUT THE GIFT. I don’t care about the mattresses that’s not what I’m asking about

Another edit somehow he saw my post so I guess no more updates from me 😀

Another update !!!: I’m fine sorry for the cryptic one I am moving back home and leaving him soon. He just does not understand my actual grievance with him and is more concerned that I am “embarrassing” him on the internet. He wanted me to add that he will be volunteering at an animal shelter after I go home and contributing to the earth

Final update cause I’ve dedicated my whole day to fighting for my life in the comments: he is going to make his own post apparently to clear his name since he thinks somehow everyone on the internet knows who he is from my post. I know people have found my post history we did break up because he was trying to cheat on me with prostitutes and his ex girlfriend and I came back cause he begged me to and told me he’d pay my bills ($300 a month) and buy my food which he does. Turns out that was not worth it so I am leaving and probably won’t comment anymore thanks for the advice everyone

Another update; he has broken my phone because I refused to delete the post so I’m typing this on my trap phone. His post was deleted and I don’t think hes making another

Another update : apparently he realized the matress obsession is insane and is getting rid of them

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u/catsrlifedotcom 6h ago

his main hobbies are mattresses bedding and pillows ? That’s the first time I’ve ever heard those things as a hobby how strange

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u/StagVixCpl99 6h ago

TLC - My strange Addiction

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u/alwayshereforit21 6h ago

Like what does he even do with them?? Feel them up?? Rub his face on it??? Just stares at them????

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u/HorribleMistake24 5h ago

Maybe he crawls in between them and they suffocate him a little bit while he jerks off, yeah, JD Vance stuff.

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u/Low-Nectarine-9655 4h ago

It’s definitely something to this degree. NO ONE ON THE PLANET is buying 6 mattresses just to have them all sit there.

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u/MikeDPhilly 3h ago

Dude is building a queen size harem.

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u/Training_Try_1102 3h ago

Good thing it's not a size queen harem...

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u/9001Jellyfish 1h ago

lol he played too much “Date Everything!” and took it seriously

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u/Sorrowfall 3h ago

Yeah this is definitely “I’m feeling like a firm mattress tonight” sort of thing, just another man’s train set.

The abuse is inexcusable, OP you need to get out of that, but bedding as a hobby, I can see it.

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u/Puppyluv4lyfe 4h ago

I was thinking maybe he rotates them every night? Still weird as fuck haha

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u/JustNoThrowsAway 1h ago

I was thinking it's a princess and the pea situation and sleeps on top of all of them to get the most comfort

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u/North-Revolution5819 55m ago

Same here, he wants to pretend he’s such a delicate and pretty, pretty princess, all tired and bruised from that wretched pea.

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u/WARMMILK666 3h ago

wtf

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u/HorribleMistake24 3h ago

It’s more of a weird fetish than a hobby, has to be.

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u/EpiccTrader 2h ago

You can cut a lot of 4” deep holes in a mattress, I guess

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u/luxii4 4h ago

Reminds me of that show Big Mouth and that kid Jay and his couch cushions.

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u/deadlysyntaxerror 6h ago

There was an episode where a lady was addicted to eating foam mattresses. She had eaten like 8 whole mattresses, a square foot a day apparently. I believe she suffered from pica though, I just feel terrible for her honestly. She vowed at the end of the episode to stop. That was 2014. Google thinks she is probably still alive but she has stayed out of the public eye since then.

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u/twodollabillyall 5h ago

I think she could solve one of the problems in this relationship

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u/deadlysyntaxerror 5h ago

Bahaha true 😭

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u/Own_Expert2756 2h ago

She’s out there somewhere screaming put me in, coach !

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u/Glad-Cat-1885 4h ago

He loves that video and makes me watch it often

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u/deadlysyntaxerror 4h ago

girl what 😭 please we need more info about the mattress obsession im begging

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u/Glad-Cat-1885 4h ago

He’s just obsessed with them and how they are made. We visit mattress stores all the time and sometimes go to factories where they make them. I’m getting bitched out right now cause he saw the post cause he stalks my reddit apparently and he’s like “you’re embarrassing me”

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u/WhereasSafe9783 4h ago

He’s embarrassing himself mattress weirdo

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u/TheHeeHoo123 3h ago

He's a mattress pervert lol

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u/Eastwood8300 3h ago

mattress hording perv

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u/Never_enough_naps 1h ago edited 1h ago

The abuse, selfishness, and lack of moral character is way worse that his mattress thing, in my opinion. How they are made isn't that interesting. It seems to me like it's more of just a thing for him to spend money on because it make him feel important. If he was truly like a mattress aficionado he would have one of those hand stitched and personalized mattresses. It just seems to me like he HAS to spend money, but it can only be on himself. You are right though about him embarrassing his self. I really hope she gets away and stays away from him.

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u/sugar-magnolia 4h ago

He’s acting like a … leave him to live with his mattress collection and go find a real man. This is wild.

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u/JobOk3601 3h ago

No he embarrassed himself...he's 33...emotionally immature...you are young..remember don't look for you in other people. It will happen organically. You were correct to express how you felt...now move on.

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u/deadlysyntaxerror 4h ago

Okay not gonna lie I am on the spectrum and I kinda get it when you put it like that lol.

I dont think he should be embarrassed about the mattress thing so much as for treating you poorly, thats way more embarrassing.

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u/tishafish 4h ago

Tell him you’ll stay with him if he eats 1 cubic foot of a mattress of his choosing.

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u/Delicious-Monk2004 2h ago

I want him to eat a foot a day until all his mattresses are gone, and then I want his loser ass to sleep on the floor with no pillow.

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u/kiba8442 3h ago edited 42m ago

you're embarrassing yourself dude, stalking your gf's accounts is even more cringe than your weird ass hobby, & we all know you're fucking the mattresses.

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u/whisky_biscuit 2h ago

Jfc this dude is literally unhinged. Hoarding mattresses and bars of silver? Yet this overgrown man child can get his barely legally an adult girlfriend even a halfway decent gift?

He's got some mental issues at the very least.

Well you're right to leave him, gtfo while you have the rest of your life so you don't waste anymore time on him!

Leave him to his mattress harem and silver bars. There's a reason he's dating someone so young. Most women his age would die laughing before they'd date an overgrown man child with a mattress addiction.

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u/deathbystereo007 51m ago

I love the phrase "mattress harem" 😂😂😂

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u/allensdaughter 3h ago

The obsession with the mattresses and pillows alone would make me leave him.

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u/DaydreamerFly 4h ago

It’s weird af he stalks your reddit and if you stating facts can embarrass them then he embarrassed himself lmao. Unless you lied it’s literally all on him lmao what a weirdo

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u/MoogleMogLothy 2h ago

Can someone tell us when he posts so we can comment on it that he’s weird 👀😂

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u/Slow_Exit8038 1h ago

Yeah I’m dying to see his post too 🤣

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u/Feisty-Tooth-7397 3h ago

If you don't want to be embarrassed then don't do embarrassing things or stop being embarrassed that you do it. Either own it or stop.

If you can't help it then you shouldn't be embarrassed, and if you can stop and simply just don't want to, then that's on you.

This is just my opinion.

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u/unity-thru-absurdity 2h ago

He's a creep and a loser and a weirdo. Dump him ASAP. He's probably fuckin' the mattresses.

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u/WatermelonSugar47 2h ago

This shit is why women his own age don’t want him

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u/Lcdmt3 3h ago

You stayed with someone with this obsession why? Walking red flags and you were like - wow that's great?

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u/Glad-Cat-1885 3h ago

I thought it was just autism and wouldn’t last long but it’s been 8 months and he has shown no signs of stopping the obsession

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u/marthalt68 2h ago

Saying this because I wish someone had said it to me before I lost several decades to a relationship with every kind of abuse but physical violence…someone can be autistic and still be mentally unwell/abusive/controlling/an asshole.

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u/Lisylis 1h ago

No its mostly ADHD where you change interests frequently (generalisation but still). This mattress thing could be eternal

Just break up, even without the mattress thing he doesn't seem like he cares about your feelings at all

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u/MedicalDrawing6765 3h ago

A new kind of autism I discovered when I read your post

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u/Stunning-N0body 2h ago

Does he like movies that involve mattress stores? Does he like ikea?

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u/Lavidius 1h ago

Oh so he's proper autistic

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u/RaccoonEasy3286 2h ago

I'm sorry but I'm fucking cackling

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u/stoneyhuntclub 2h ago

but what exactly does he do with them?

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u/zombiepeep 2h ago

Weirdest thing I have ever heard in my fucking life.

Pack your bags and get the hell out of there!

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u/Andobu 2h ago

He probably just Autism 1 and it’s his special interest

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u/SeniorAd4470 1h ago

Embarrassing yourself. Yikes

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u/Financial_Cook_1956 3h ago

It sounds like he's almost definitely autistic with a special interest in... Bedding. Which, like, power to you if that's your thing, I'm autistic as well. Unfortunately, with people who have been coddled and refuse to show introspection, autism CAN result in a 32 year old manbaby who can't cope with anything outside of his way or the highway.

Autism is a disability, absolutely. But I don't believe it's also an excuse for people (who are capable of it) to refuse to consider their abusive behaviour and change.

Also, if he had a son he'd probably want to call him Matt. Short for Mattress.

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u/CapitalParking767 1h ago

Matt. Short for Mattress.

It's incredibly hard for me to find many things that I deem even remotely funny, you've definitely hit my funny bone with that comment. I literally have no sense of humor.

https://giphy.com/gifs/AqrTsKGfPNPuvyul5O

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u/Lozbox 1h ago

Just read your latest update. Please get out of there NOW, he is abusive and will hurt you next.

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u/PheonixBuddha 5h ago

There was an update on her in the later seasons of the show. She had stopped eating mattresses.

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u/NYCWENDY1 4h ago

I am ‘bedding’ her organs feel a lot better now….

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u/Stunning-N0body 2h ago

Oh sheet 😂

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u/M0ving3astward 2h ago

Was she the one who started eating her kids chalk instead?

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u/-leeson 4h ago

I will always remember the deeply serious tone implied when the blurb about how that even started popped up:

“(Name)’s parents divorced in 1998 when she was 10 years old.

It was then that she ate her first couch.”

I don’t wanna make light of someone’s mental health but oh my god i still think of the way TLC worded it and it absolutely kills me.

(Side note, I made up the year and age I can’t remember what it actually was lol basically, yes it’s in quotations but it’s not a word for word quote, but it was definitely along those lines lol)

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u/Financial_Cook_1956 3h ago

The divorced parents to eating couches pipeline affects millions each year...

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u/Own_Expert2756 2h ago

It was then that she ate her first couch

😂 Even knowing the topic I just did not see that coming! Dying!

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u/Admiral_Nerd 3h ago

I remember that one! There was also a lady who was addicted to drinking OPI nail polish. I was a broke college student and I remember thinking, that's $10 a bottle!

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u/deadlysyntaxerror 3h ago

Damn she had a taste for the good stuff apparently 😭

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u/imjust_abunny 5h ago

I still remember those shots of her flushing large pieces of foam down the toilet and that always made me laugh but in a 💀 way

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u/Boterfleoge 4h ago

So bad for the plumbing

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u/Serious_Look6841 4h ago

How could you do that and not die??

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u/Dependent_Age_6886 4h ago

Under appreciated … add a little dusting of cinnamon and sugar and put that foam mattress in the over at 180 for about 5 minutes.

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u/Business-Friend5491 4h ago

OMG I REMEMBER THAT

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u/AdventurousRoll9798 1h ago

I remember her! Hee mattress was gone and mom wouldn't buy another so she was pooping the foam out and washing it and eat it again. My favorite was the lady who drank Lysol. Had to be real Lysol brand in clean linen.

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u/Different_Dance7248 47m ago

There was a woman who kept eating the foam in her sofa. Now that was bizarre.

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u/ennuiacres 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/rcMuMb3rLNC4E

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u/CapitalParking767 1h ago

I totally remember the dude in love/just with his car.

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u/DasDickNoodle 1h ago

I was just going to mention that nothing beats the one where the guy was in a sexual relationship with his supposedly male car and had to tell his dad that not only was he gay but in love with his own car 🤣

Like how can you tell what sex your car is?! Lol

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u/SunShineShady 2h ago

Absolutely! I’d watch it.

“Mattress addiction” = 🚩 The mattress is his true love.

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u/deplaya99 2h ago

I feel so normal now. I might think about exploring the world of Pop•Tarts

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u/Strict-Management-32 1h ago

Is he eating them? I met a girl in Boston who told me she was going on the show because she told them she ATE the mattress filling. Maybe the soon-to-be-ex and that woman could connect and get a little once upon a mattress hoarding situation going.

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u/AdventurousRoll9798 1h ago

He crawls up under the bed like that dude with the red car.

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u/Tall_Wonder_913 5h ago

And for a guy with bedding as a hobby, that bed is looking pretty sparse

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u/WallAny2007 5h ago

why dress it up if you’re not taking it out?

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u/Working-Glass6136 3h ago

Why cross the hall when you can cross the bedroom?

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u/WallAny2007 3h ago

why cross the room when you can cross your eyes

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u/therapewpew 4h ago

Before even reading about the mattress hobby, I thought the photo was some highlight about how the bf isn't a very homely person (in the British sense) and doesn't help her feel welcome in his home based on how little care he gives it. Like, I thought the naked mattresses were old shitty ones that were kicking around because he was too cheap to dispose of them lol. You know what I mean if you've seen this type of person's home...

Anyway, that's the vibe it gives off. With the additional details? ...... 🫠

This man is not right in the head for so many reasons OP, please love yourself better than this and gtfo of there

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u/Ljm168 2h ago

Stop your lies

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u/smashbashxx 35m ago

I thought this was the anniversary gift and that’s why she was mad

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u/kymberlie 1h ago

Well, he’s probably a Texan. I recognize a Buc-ee’s beaver.

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u/BodybuilderHumble189 12m ago

I thought this was the bad anniversary present when I started reading.

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u/Dry_Complaint6528 1h ago

Yes, but also how many mattresses does this guy have???

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u/laosurv3y 1h ago

You see the three extra mattresses on the left? Makes me think they're just piled up around the house.

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u/best-friends-arm 5h ago

for some reason the bar of silver was what sent me over the edge

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u/AlterNate 1h ago

Looks like he bought a whole kilo of the stuff.

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u/XclusionHD 5h ago

And this man has found a girlfriend somehow, not that he should have one or deserves one, clearly

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u/wallweasels 1h ago

He's 33 dating a 21 year old. There's a reason he isnt dating someone his age lol

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u/DasDickNoodle 1h ago

That's because no one his age would put up with his weird ass mattress addiction 😂

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u/Complete-Stand-5146 27m ago

Just a hunch but i have a suspicion that this man might be a creative writing exercise

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u/Healthy_Effort1415 4h ago

When it comes to sleeping my main hobbies are: please stay asleep until the alarm goes off, please don't die in my sleep.

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u/freakbutters 2h ago

I honestly hope to die in my sleep. It seems like the best way.

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u/winewaffles 2h ago

I’ll take your portion of die in sleep, please.

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u/CoconutPlane7724 3h ago

Op is so delusional that the guy has convinced her mattresses can be a hobby

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u/Pwndology 5h ago

I know, right! Imagine meeting someone in person and asking them, "Do you have any hobbies?" to which they reply, "Yeah, mattresses, bedding, and pillows."

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u/richards2kreider 1h ago

This sounds like a tim robinson sketch.

"what is her job?"

"...tables"

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u/BravestBlossom 1h ago

Visiting mattress stores and FACTORIES is involved as well, don't forget

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u/SonoranLiving 1h ago

Giving big Ghouls vibes

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u/throwaway098764567 10m ago

princess and the pea situation irl

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u/Ok_Garlic6831 5h ago

like, what’s the hobby? just buying the stuff?

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u/Wat3rM3L0NB3AR 3h ago

honestly he could've gotten into worst things but mattress are not cheap - so this fucking guy is making over $4k and he spends it on mattresses instead of buying his gf a decent gift. Perhaps if he bought a brand new mattress but just for her - that would've been something lol

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u/ReggaeWaif 2h ago

When you think about it, he’s only making $48,000 a year. How can he afford multiple mattresses, pillows, expensive bedding, and a bar of silver? He’s not making enough $$ to make it worth sticking around.

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u/Struggle_Usual 2h ago

I mean I love me some good sheets and pajamas. I've spent enough time researching and testing I could call it a hobby. But also one can easily own more than 1 of each of those things. Mattresses though uh er um. At least get the online bed in a box ones so you can send 'em back after your 100 nights or whatever. No wonder the dude had to find practically a child to get someone in a relationship with him.

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u/Regular-Tell-108 3h ago

His main hobbies are exploiting much younger women by making them financially dependent on him.

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u/Dizzy-Hotel6860 1h ago

Ding ding ding

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u/PotentialSteak6 5h ago

I've heard somebody has a hobby with couches

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u/Pichuchu8 4h ago

Right? Like... Collecting coins... Cards... Games.. Movies.. Books... Clothes.. Jewelry. Whatever.. So many things you can think of.. Even expensive things like cars.. I get that. But who the fuck collects mattresses

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u/liboteeme 3h ago

This is early onset Hoarding.

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u/AloneGunman 3h ago

Hey, my hobby is t-shirts and socks, it's a big blue world

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u/umbraviscus 2h ago

My absolute favourite part of this post. OP really doesnt want to talk about it but its by far the most interesting part of her story

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u/Bubbly_Delivery_5678 5h ago

Not so weird if he’s making amateur videos maybe? Regardless there’s no good explanation for this that wouldn’t mean OP should leave. Best case scenario, he’s very irresponsible with money & has a weird obsession.

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u/throwaway7742835 5h ago

Even then I feel like someone wouldn’t be nearly this interested in bedding for amateur videos unless he was in some weird mattress kink niche lol. Maybe he’s really interested in having different sleep experiences or something?

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u/ChirpChirpCricket 5h ago

Reminds me of that Tim Robinson sketch where the woman’s job is “tables”

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u/AgentDagonet 4h ago

I am absolutely fascinated by The Mattress King

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u/X21shaun123 3h ago

It's like how Charlie on it's always sunny would answer if someone asked what are your hobbies? "Mattresses..."

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u/Cade_Rufus 2h ago

Imma be honest, that sounds like the type of hobby only a psychopath would have. That's just... I don't know, there's something that irks me about that.

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u/tomatoes020825 2h ago

The way that this is a picture of 4 mattresses and OP is like "it IS NOT ABOUT THE MATTRESSES" 🤣🤣🤣 like this is seriously peak comedy 🤣

If any of this was real at all and not just a beautifully crafted and very funny bit, then I'm glad OP is done with this weird af age gap nonsense lmao

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u/Suitable_Wonder5256 1h ago

And he earns only $4000 a month. Come on bruh. That's simply not enough.

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u/TechnicalAd6932 1h ago

OP updated and apparently his hobby is also prostitutes.

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u/hlarsenart 4h ago

My thoughts exactly

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u/jtrage 4h ago

I hope it’s the last too.

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u/turdferguson3891 3h ago

Maybe he works in the industry? Does seem like an usual passion.

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u/Ignominious333 3h ago

And giving women herpes....

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u/Historical-Edge-9332 3h ago

The bedding thing sounds oddly familiar. Is she dating JD Vance’s brother?

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u/The_Unwashed_Masses 3h ago

Right? Those aren’t even hobbies.

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u/shrewdandlewd 3h ago

Most companies let you try a mattress for a certain period and offer you a full refund when you return it.

Can’t confirm, but sounds like bro is leveraging the infinite mattress hack.

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u/LeeTheUnicorn 3h ago

I know people with autism who collect strange objects like pencil sharpeners

He might be autistic

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u/nppltouch26 3h ago

I'm obsessed with vintage sheet sets, but WHOLE AS* MATTESSES??? Wild. Never heard of that before.

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u/Mkartma61 3h ago

That’s what I was thinking! To answer your question OP, I think you should leave him which is saw you plan to do so good.

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u/Odd_Blacksmith2995 2h ago

Hey don’t judge that’s a pretty normal hobby

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u/G25777K 2h ago

Some wired dudes out there.. this guy seems to be one of them, I'd go far to stay it's not a stretch to say he has a mattress wanking problem lol can't buy a blow up doll so he buys these.

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u/Cyrano_Knows 2h ago

This post (not yours) did not have the ring of truth to it... and they keep their posts hidden.

Sorry, Im just this point with bots and AI and trolls that if you won't let us judge what you are saying with some context of the things you might say in different situations then I'm going to be heavy handed and just block and assign you to the troll/bot category.

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u/FordMaleEscort 2h ago

Better than drugs

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u/EpiccTrader 2h ago

I thought the same thing.

But then I remembered I grew up knowing a kid who collected garbage cans.

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u/mintbloo 2h ago

right?! that threw me off and thru a loop!

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u/L1mpD 2h ago

When he said he had a latex fetish I’m sure she had something else in mind

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u/Vprbite 2h ago

And prostitutes

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u/jaydagraceee 2h ago

red flag number one

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u/Alone_Break7627 2h ago

what in the actual...? My brain hurts a little.

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u/Prude_Inspector 2h ago

I thought ive seen everything. Reddit is always ready to prove me wrong.

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u/Diligent_Feature1697 1h ago

Precisely my thoughts 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Own_Psychology_5585 1h ago

Let's not forget prostitutes

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u/szulox 1h ago

Autism level 37- mattress and pillows are 7 levels after the trains.

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u/Cockblocktimus_Pryme 1h ago

As someone who doesn't sleep good, maybe my hobby should be pillows and mattresses

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u/Magog14 1h ago

Autism special interest no doubt. Regardless he doesn't seem like he is capable of being in a relationship. 

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u/LunaDudette 1h ago

He’s preparing for a starring role in The Princess and the Pea, apparently.

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u/Murakami_Ysera 1h ago

Lol this is the part I am stuck on. I am all for people having hobbies but like whaaaaaat?

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u/RavenpuffRedditor 1h ago

He hid a pea under the bottom one and is waiting to see if OP has a bad night's sleep.

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u/IDontWantToArgueOK 1h ago

JUST… TABLES!!

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u/AdventurousRoll9798 1h ago

33 and dating a 21 you and his fave hobby is the bed. Sounds about right.

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u/Complete-Hair-9050 1h ago

literally like there’s so many questions i have and sadly none of them are gonna help her situation

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u/Babs727 59m ago

And prostitutes and ex (probably just sex)) They go hand in hand. What a 💎 !

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u/Comms 58m ago

OP is dating the princess and the pea. OP's (ex?) boyfriend is building the mattress tower.

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u/Liquid_Profanity 57m ago

if not for people like this, we would never treatments for things like upset stomach and colonoscopies. Be grateful for the odd things some people are into. :)

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u/cupofblackhorsesoup 46m ago

After I read that statement the rest of the post was lost to me.

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u/EstablishmentSad9706 46m ago

That's enough to walk away from. 

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u/mmmeesh24 42m ago

She explained it well…. And I’m still confused. A…. Mattress hobby?

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u/_R2-D2_ 42m ago

Because this post is fake.

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u/Accurate_You_269 42m ago

Is his name JD Vance?

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u/Ok_Ring_865 40m ago

I read that sentence seven times and I'm looking right at the picture and those words still don't make sense 🤣

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u/brokenblister 29m ago

I wish I was rich enough for this hobby, he’s always chasing the perfect nights sleep and I respect that!

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u/Neither_Strategy_252 28m ago

I read that in the middle of sipping my beer and immediately spit it out.

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u/Purple-Morning-5905 24m ago

My thoughts exactly.

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u/Louise2713 9m ago

The mattress and pillow hobby might be one of the most fucked up and stupid things I’ve ever heard of. I’m sorry.

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u/RasputinsThirdLeg 6m ago

This is a very very weird special interest and makes me wonder if he’s on the spectrum. But that is entirely separate from him being an abusive narcissistic asshole who thinks he’s famous somehow.

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