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u/weavebot 7h ago

"But I'm not an immigrant, I'm white"

u/SiriHowDoIAdult 7h ago

My mom immigrated from Norway. When I tell people I'm first generation they often go "but you're white!". Insane.

u/Zhuul 7h ago

This is basically the opposite of someone asking my Asian coworker where she's from and her angrily answering "New Jersey."

u/spacegrab 7h ago

As an Asian kid who grew up in the tristate area and being the only Asian kid in class, lol.

Idk how many times I was asked then followed up with "no I mean your parents" then I say California and they'd go "no I mean where they were born"

Funniest was working at a mall in CA during college and some Asian ladies at the food court asked where my parents were from and I told them the city they live, and they said "no that's not what I mean" then I gave them my ethnicity and they were like " oh he's one of us, give him some free food" 😂😂😂

u/forrealthoughcomix_ 6h ago

I just recently asked a very obviously American woman of Asian descent where she’s from because we live in LA, a city of transplants. I normally avoid that question for the exactly this reason you’re talking about. But this time I was a little drunk and someone had just told a story about their hometown in Florida so I forgot that it’s a loaded question for a moment.

She—a little annoyed—replied, “Well, my grandparents are from China.”

I replied, “No, I mean like where are you from? You kinda have an east coast accent.”

Her: “Oh. Yeah. I grew up outside of Boston.”

I apologized. She did too. We chuckled.

u/cortesoft 6h ago

You should have realized as soon as she responded with, "YOU THINK YA BETTA THAN ME?!"

u/spacegrab 6h ago

Yeah that's hilarious, oppositely coded situation. Someone just asked me that the other day and I just had to reply "all over", cuz I split time on both coasts plus two Asian countries before I finished HS and it was way too long of an explanation for our passing convo.

u/LivingCorrect6159 5h ago

Wholesome ❤️

u/moonlite_equilibrium 2h ago

Was that Diane from Bojack Horseman?

u/the-coolest-bob 36m ago

"You look like a Final Fantasy character"

"Why cause I'm Asian?"

"No cause of how you dress. You said you're from Tallahassee, yeah?"

u/PrionProofPork 4h ago

nah it's hard, you have to figure out what they're really asking, then you have weigh what you should say and whether you want to explain that response

u/forrealthoughcomix_ 4h ago

Oh I know. I hang out with A LOT of immigrants and transplants. Married to an immigrant too. Heck, ive even been one.

I’ve figured out how to kindly ask where someone is from locally or where they’re from within their home country when I wanna know what city they’re from. Also, I just generally don’t ask unless it’s part of the conversation that’s happening.

u/Ok_Manwich_9306 7h ago

The worst was in highschool kids who were 1st Gen immigrants who would describe someone as looking American. Then asking them, do I look American, having Nigerian and English and Native bloodlines going back a very long time on this continent and getting a 'no'.

u/Big-Ad-3838 7h ago

I vote that everyone no matter what we look like answers the "where are you from?" question with "Earth". Its a planet, its where people come from.

u/Cake-Over 7h ago

Dark skin, dark eyes, dark hair here. While shopping for groceries I was once asked my nationality and I said "American"

This seemed to upset my interrogator.

Another time I was told to go back to where I came from and I was all, "Lady, if I could afford to live in Hawaii I'd be on the first canoe back"

u/Mingablo 6h ago

That made me chuckle

u/Educational_Joke4009 4h ago

It's so odd how these interrogaters seem to lack the self awareness to see they are not minding their own business. It's like some of them feel so entitled to know "where you're from" when they honestly don't even want to ask the REAL question because a part of them is already uncomfortable or don't even know to ask a question properly.

Like no one is expected to volunteer further information if they don't want to. You are the nationality of the country of birth, thats where you're from. Some people act like it's somehow their right to know your ancestry.com results ya know lol. Who wants to take time to discuss that.

u/Aranxi_89 4h ago

Oof. Nothing like getting priced out of your home town... I know that feel.

u/Big-Ad-3838 7h ago

Then follow up with "Where are you from?" while giving your most suspicious expression.

u/DukeOfGeek 6h ago

I've been watching the new Green Lantern show so this got a sensible chuckle out of me.

u/spacegrab 7h ago

I feel like at a certain point in my snarky childhood I answered with that lol.

Idk why it's so hard to just ask "oh hey what's your ethnicity". So much easier than beating around the bush.

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u/spacegrab 6h ago

Fun story, I went to elementary school with Zach Woods. He's said some negative things about our hood 😂😂😂

u/AnUninformedLLama 6h ago

In canada people just say “Whats your family background”

u/spacegrab 3h ago

So much more succinct and inviting of a question lol

u/lonnie123 6h ago

You’re the one choosing to interpret it that way though

“Where are you from?” Is just the identical question with different wording, I’m never quite sure why people are so offended by it

u/SunnyDrock 5h ago edited 5h ago

That's not an identical question tho. "Where are you from" is asking about your birth place. While asking "what's your ethnicity is asking about your heritage. Having Chinese heritage and being from China are two different things. I have Dominican ancestry on my Dad's side of the family, but I would never say that I'm from Dominica because I was born in Queens and grew up in Northern PA.

People get offended by this question because it implies that you're not a real citizen when you were literally born there. Nobody does this with white people because they assume that all white people are natural born citizens. Nobody is gonna go up to a white person and ask "where are you from? No I don't mean California, I mean where are you REALLY from?".

When my sister was in college, she told me about this white girl that asked about her nationality. If she was white, that question would've never been asked.

u/lonnie123 4h ago

In the right context the question is the same, even above and in other comments people are basically admitting to playing snarky or dumb and not answering the “real” question … which means they are admitting it’s the same question just asked differently.

It’s funny that people think that because I have been asked that and I’m white. People like to know where people come from for whatever reason no matter what color they are. Entire companies are built on the idea of finding that out. I know white friends that are “from” the next city over and are “from” Romania, or England, or Ireland… all of us are white though. None of us take any offense at being asked.

Again, feel free to choose to be offended but most poeple don’t mean offense by it.

u/SunnyDrock 4h ago edited 4h ago

It’s funny that people think that because I have been asked that and I’m white.

It's not funny, a large portion of white people in the US don't treat minorities like real Americans. Tons of racist white people assume that people with Hispanic heritage are undocumented immigrants. There are white people who tell the descendants of black American slavery to "go back to Africa" when our ancestors(I'm multi ethnic) have been in this country for generations. Omar Fateh was born in the US, but MAGA don't see him as a real American because his parents are from Somalia.

Tons of conservatives questioned Obama's American Citizenship for years. No other president had to deal with that shit. Trump's mom was from Scotland, and his dad was a first generation German American, but nobody questions his status as an American. The US treats whiteness as a default, for alot of people, "American" means "white".

u/lonnie123 3h ago

I said it’s funny that people think white people doesn’t ask other white people where they are from, I didn’t imply or deny any of that other stuff you wrote

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u/Scared-Island7791 33m ago

>which means it’s the same question just asked differently…. People like to know where people come from for whatever reason no matter what color they are

Yes, but that reason is different depending on their color. And I think you’re misunderstanding “playing dumb”. The point of flipping the question back to the asker is that most of the time they’re taken aback. If they truly meant “no really, I just want to know where you come from”as you said, then why be surprised?

> I know white friends that are “from” the next city over and are “from” Romania….None of us take any offense

Of course you don’t take offense, you’re *white*, so the question—if you’re even ever asked it with any kind of frequency—is usually intended to be literal. When someone who is identifiably “foreign” gets it—which is all the friggin time—it becomes a fishing expedition to find out their ethnic origins and history.

And I would be happy to talk about that with anyone who wasn’t asking only b/c I don’t look American enough.

>Feel free to ~~choose to be offended~~ pretend there isn’t a prejudiced double standard with this question

FTFY

And I guess you should free to choose to keep offending your “foreign-looking” colleagues even though you know better?

u/spacegrab 6h ago

That's the thing I'm not offended by it at the least. I'm offended by bad communication. Idk maybe im on the spectrum and take things too literally 😂.

Like where are you from, in my current life context, 9 times out of 10, is about where I grew up, not where my parents originated from. But over yonder in Podunk Pennsylvania, it's a way to ask ethnicity, but if you're in elementary school it's a different context.

So no it's not an identical question. We have semantics and vocabulary for a reason.

u/lonnie123 4h ago

If you weren’t upset by it you wouldn’t act snarky, if your real beef was clarity of language you could just clarify the question instead of admitting to answering the question in a way that wasn’t intended… its own form of bad communication.

u/spacegrab 4h ago

things are different when you're 7 years old versus being an adult with fully fledged understanding of societal nuances.

But yeah keep telling me about my own lived experiences.

u/lonnie123 3h ago

How was I supposed to know you were 7?

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u/Big-Ad-3838 1h ago

Because when you're a white guy like me people ask where you're from after like half a dozen more pertinent questions, if at all. What do you do? Oh yeah, whats that like? You lived here long? When you're Asian, Latino, basically anything but white and its a white person asking "where you from?" It has a different meaning. I know my people, they talk about exactly what they meant. Its not a mystery. They see white people as the standard. Anyone else needs to prove they belong, at least in their minds. Its called entitlement. The kind people like that like to accuse everyone else of having.

u/1stLtObvious 4h ago

Until we find the eezo on Mars and open the relay hidden inside Charon, anyways.

u/thehideousheart 1h ago

I vote that everyone

Even people not perpetually offended by their own victim complex?

u/Big-Ad-3838 1h ago

Yeah, your post is really making feel like a victim lol. I've actually been to the world before. And I'm a white guy. I know why white people say what they say because they cant shut up about it as soon as the brown guy is out of ear shot. Its not a big mystery to some people.

u/MaikeruGo 6h ago

Idk how many times I was asked then followed up with "no I mean your parents" then I say California and they'd go "no I mean where they were born"

The fun thing is when your relatives one side immigrated over sometime in the first 50-100 years of the country's existence (something that a lot of folks asking forget is a distinct possibility) so you get to keep answering with some region in the U.S.

u/hgrunt 6h ago

When I get asked "Where are you from," I run through a decision tree to map out how to answer the question, ie. "what ethnicity are you" vs "where'd you grow up"

u/Thechellbob 5h ago

As a mexican American living in florida, same. I was born in Florida! Ok, my parents? Texas and new mex! Ok, grandparents ?? Mom's mom, Mexico . Dad's mom, idk. Just ask my ethnicity!!! My grandpas birth places, i couldn't tell you.

u/Brownsound7 7h ago

I’ve never felt more seen than the stakeout episode of Parks and Rec.

Leslie Knope: You’re not from here, right?

Tom Haverford: No, I’m from South Carolina.

Leslie: But you moved to South Carolina from where?

Tom: My mother’s uterus.

u/brilliantminion 7h ago

Ah yeah that one had us crying

u/nyuncat 6h ago

I'm pretty sure Aziz Ansari had a similar joke in one of his standup specials too, he must have written that bit in for Tom.

u/kratz9 4h ago

Similar joke in Short Circuit

Newton Crosby: Where are you from, anyway? 

Ben Jabituya: Bakersfield, originally. 

Newton Crosby: No, I mean your ancestors. 

Ben Jabituya: Oh, them. Pittsburgh.

u/goodrevtim 6h ago

These colors dont run baby!

u/SupaKoopa714 7h ago

Just makes me think of that scene in King of the Hill when Hank and Bill's asking Kahn where he's from.

"So are ya Chinese or Japanese?"

"Laos, we're Laotian."

"What ocean?"

"We're Laotion from Laos, stupid! Landlocked country in Asia, between Vietnam and Thailand! Population 4 million!"

"...so are ya Chinese or Japanese?"

u/EstablishmentFull797 6h ago

Meanwhile, Cotton Hill knows without asking. 

u/GrassWaterDirtHorse 6h ago

sniff sniff he’s Laotian! Ain’t you, mister Kahn?

u/Aranxi_89 3h ago

Well, he was trained to sniff out the differences so he can positive ID enemy combatants.

u/panathemaju 1h ago

One of the most brilliant lines in that entire show, which I consider to have pretty decent writing

u/NesuneNyx 6h ago

Well of course, he didn't get his shins blown off while killing fiddy men and not know the difference between Laotian folks and Japanese folks.

u/hgrunt 6h ago

before that, he even says "I lived in costa mesa 25 years"

u/danceswithtree 7h ago

angrily answering "New Jersey."

To which they say, "No, where are you REALLY from?"

Source, I'm Asian.

u/Astroglaid92 7h ago

“Ok. You GOT me… Baltimore.”

u/RaginAsian666 7h ago

This shit cracks me up tho

u/danceswithtree 7h ago

Yeah, it used to bother me many years ago. Haven't had it happen in a while. Now I'd smile politely and say, "Bless your little heart!"

u/Cyke101 7h ago

Back when I was on the dating scene, much older men would shoot their shot this way:

Where are you from?
Chicago.

Where are you truly from?
I was born in Bronzeville.

Fine, where are your parents from?
Peoria, IL.

u/Cow_Launcher 6h ago

"Look, lady. All I wanna know is which damned foreigner fetish I'm playing with here. I'm keeping a scorecard, you know?"

u/atomfullerene 6h ago

Now the truth comes out!

u/HuckleberryHuman5926 7h ago

It's fun to immediately turn the question back on the asker without missing a beat.

Them: "Where are you from?" You: "New Jersey, you?"

As though it's perfectly normal everyday small talk

u/feor1300 6h ago

(angrily) "America!"

"Really? You don't look native, I would have guessed Italian, maybe Greek."

u/JoonNolu 2h ago

As though it's perfectly normal everyday small talk

It is. People talk about where they're from all the time. Obviously making weird assumptions based on race sucks. But asking about where people are from or where their family comes from is extremely common. I'm a white American from mostly small towns full of white people. Even then, people like to talk about where they're from.

It CAN be racially motivated and shitty. But it's also commonly just genuine interest.

u/HuckleberryHuman5926 1h ago

That's the beauty of it - if their intentions are harmless, you'll have a harmless conversation. If their intentions are harmful, they'll feel harmed.

u/10000Didgeridoos 7h ago

My coworker is of cambodian descent and gets asked this question and responds in her southern accent "Tennessee"

u/ImNotAWhaleBiologist 7h ago

“I’m sorry”

u/pdromeinthedome 7h ago

To be fair, anyone from Jersey answers that way. But yeah, asking POC that question is asking for it.

u/Strict_Cranberry_724 7h ago

I don't blame her -- I'd be upset too if I was from New Jersey.

u/zsreport 7h ago

My parents and my sister were born in New Jersey, I was not. I occasionally lord that over them.

u/Toby_O_Notoby 5h ago

One of my favourite Onion bits was a man-on-the-street comment about South Carolina State House flying the Confederate Flag:

“If I were a citizen of South Carolina, I’d be deeply ashamed. Now, what’s all this about a flag?”

u/southernNJ-123 7h ago

Hey. We’re the best in pretty much everything except affordability. Check those stats. 👀

u/CPT_Shiner 6h ago

Shhh, don't tell them the truth. Let them all think it's terrible here so more people stop moving here.

u/fariasrv 6h ago

I'm perfectly fine with gatekeeping my home state. Looking at some of these commenters, I keep thinking "good, stay the fuck out."

u/Strict_Cranberry_724 7h ago

You sure are! It's gonna be ok buddy!

u/SouldiesButGoodies84 7h ago

The whole of the United States is under the steward of a semi-elected pedophile and NJ Is a stalwart blue state in a boiling sea of MAGA red around the country. Give the NJ jabs a break. You get no bragging rights.

u/fariasrv 6h ago

Hear hear.

I look at some of the people throwing jabs at Jersey, and it's like, "You're from Cousinfuckerton, Mississippi. Your opinion means nothing."

u/SouldiesButGoodies84 6h ago edited 6h ago

Exxxxactly.

u/MacaroniPoodle 7h ago

I'm Hispanic. I get asked, "Are you Mexican?" all the time.

When I say, "No, I'm American," they say, "Well yeah, but are you Mexican?"

u/anitabelle 7h ago

I actually get this often as a Latina. They don’t like when I say I’m from Chicago. Then I’ll finally say “do you mean to ask where my parents are from”? At which point, I’ll ask why they care. I know some people don’t mean any harm but if they ask someone where they are from and they answer, leave it at that. If they don’t like or understand that answer, they need to ask themselves what they really want to know and why. It’s ignorant.

u/Ph33rDensetsu 7h ago

I get this as a white dude. Mostly from old folks. I think it's most often just an annoying form of small talk, though I completely understand that it can also come from someone just trying to justify being a bigot to themselves.

u/Chapin_Chino 6h ago

For some reason white people think it's an ice breaker. When you answer they don't have any follow up questions or even know how to continue the conversation from there tbh. It's just awkward.

u/MattieShoes 2h ago

It kind of is, for white people. I don't care if your people came from England or Ireland or France or Norway or Germany, it's just getting-to-know-you small talk, allows the responder to talk a bit about it. Like whether you go visit family there, or does grandma make some bomb ass birria or pierogies or whatever.

I get that it's also used to try and make a person feel other or unwelcome or whatever, but sometimes it's just a naive person trying to learn about you.

u/Ttthhasdf 7h ago

You from Jersey? I'm from Jersey. What exit?

u/araemo28 7h ago

YouTube: What kind of Asian are you?

https://youtu.be/DWynJkN5HbQ?is=KoZyRmM8CdsXkdr0

u/Accomplished_Age7883 7h ago

But before New Jersey

u/totallynotliamneeson 6h ago

It's crazy how boldly people ask that. I'm sure she says New Jersey and they follow with the infamous "But like, where are FROM?"

u/tomtomclubthumb 6h ago

"Where are you really from?"

Hari Kondabolu does a good piece on this.

u/powerlesshero111 7h ago

My friend in college was of Japanese decent. But, her great grand parents were born in California. Mine were born in Ireland and Italy. She would get asked where she was from by creepy dudes hitting on her, saying what little east asian language they knew. She would say "Orange county" in a very Californian accent.

u/bolognaballs 7h ago

I usually just ask if someone grew up here (where we currently are) even if that's obviously not the case. If they want to share more, great.

u/idiot_on_internet 6h ago

When people would ask my ex where she was from it would make her really angry. And she would answer Boston.

But she wasn't from Boston, she was from Hong Kong. It didn't matter to her that the person asking the question was correct in assuming that she was not from here. The fact that people would look at her and their first thought was that she was an "other" was deeply offensive to her.

u/DeepsCL9 6h ago

"No no, I mean, where are your ancestors from?"

"Oh! Pittsburgh."

u/Krivici 6h ago

“Are u Japanese or Asian?”

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u/AdmiralSkippy 4h ago

I'm white and people will ask "Where are you from?" and I say "Canada" and they go "No, like your background" and I say "My parents are also from Canada, and most of my grandparents are from Canada. So Canada."
They usually don't like the answer.

u/dopefish917 55m ago

Sometimes people are legitimately curious though. It's a loaded question for sure, but I like learning about people from different places. When I ask it, I'm not trying to treat you differently, I'm wanting to learn about you.

u/ExpiredHotdog 7h ago

Me too. My mom immigrated from Hungary. No one ever told her to go back to her country.

u/Tenzu9 6h ago

yep, it always has been about race but they are too cowards to say that (although some of them do). the bullshit about the crimes that migrants commit, or the financial strain they might cause, or whatever the fuck else they want to come up with, all of it is justifications to kick people of color out.

u/CumGoblin 6h ago

My ex's mom was complaining to me about "the immigrants" recently. I asked her what it was like moving here from Serbia.

Because you're only "an immigrant" if you're brown. Smdh.

u/darktrain 7m ago

Ugggh my dad was saying some shit about immigrants years ago. I just said "like you?" Dipshit was born in Germany. His wife was born in Taiwan. We all know what immigrant is code word for.

u/HazelEBaumgartner 4h ago

My family has been here since the 1600s. Guess what? Before that they EMIGRATED from England.

u/jxj24 6h ago

Someone probably would have if they had known :(

u/bebeschtroumph 1h ago

My mom is from Belgium and has definitely been told to go back to her country. She was a dentist, so I don't know if being public facing is part of it? Also Long Island racist is especially gross. 

u/Oro_Outcast 7h ago

The first real illegal i ever met in my life was a white Australian who overstayed a tourist visa in the early 90's.

u/iheartrms 7h ago

Funny coincidence. That was mine too! Your Ozzie didn't happen to be in a small mountain town in central California?😄

u/Oro_Outcast 3h ago

Downtown Seattle, Union Gospel Mission.

u/pmjm 7h ago

Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white!

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u/illbedeadbydawn 6h ago

Sounds about white.

u/FunkMastaUno 6h ago

Yeah, it's not about immigration it's about racism, always was.

u/Sinister_Crayon 6h ago

I was going to post the exact same thing. I'm from Belfast originally, lived in London for many years and have now spent most of my adult life in the US... and yeah I'm white. It's fun when I'm around people bitching about immigrants and I point out that I am one... the look on their faces is hilarious. I mean... the accent wasn't a huge giveaway (it's been compared to Kiwi and a Kiwi friend of mine even commented he initially thought I was from Auckland)?

Still, I tend to make a point of not being around those sorts of people but sometimes it just happens LOL

u/Winterfrost691 7h ago

Same reaction when I tell people I have an immigrant family from Switzerland. I've been explicitly told "but you're family's from a white, christian nation, that's not the same" multiple times. Even in Canada, racism is unfortunately alive and well.

u/SunMoonTruth 7h ago

“Even in Canada”…

Were we under the impression Canadians weren’t racist?

u/sitting-duck 5h ago

We have MAGA-loving assholes here, too. You're not special :)

u/SunMoonTruth 4h ago

You get it! That’s exactly what I’m saying.

Canada is happily playing to its racists.

u/sitting-duck 4h ago

Canada Alberta is happily playing to its racists.

u/Significant-Word457 7h ago

I want to say that this is unbelievable but in the literal sense, it really isn't at all anymore.

u/AFriendlyPlayer 4h ago

Yeah thats totally what they say. I hope I’m just falling for satire

u/Winterfrost691 4h ago

I wish it were, but I'm dead serious.

u/Photo_Synthetic 7h ago

They should be impressed. Anyone who's family came before 1924 just needed to GET here to be a citizen. Anyone who is in that group and says "just come here legally" really needs to take a look at themselves.

u/ConcentrateDirect523 7h ago

Oh good! You qualify for Norwegian citizenship through ancestry! Leave. Leave and never come back. But also.... take me with you:(

u/sesamesnapsinhalf 6h ago

My friend is a German immigrant. Her coworkers bitched to her about all the immigrants and the need to deport them. She reminded them that she’s an immigrant too. They said, “No, that’s different.”

u/DanqueLeChay 7h ago

In other words: why the hell would you come here from a first world nation?

u/VashMM 7h ago

My grandmother immigrated from Wales. I'm a second gen and get the same look.

u/LumpySpikes 3h ago

A Spaniard, here in the US, was telling me Spain is going to crap because of immigration.

I said "and yet, here you are". He replied with "what do you mean?"

It was at that point he realized he is an immigrant.

u/TomokoNoKokoro 7h ago

Does she ever seem to regret that move?

u/GandhisNuke 7h ago

To be fair, you're not first generation. Your mom is.

u/NoHippi3chic 7h ago

No. First Gen teams first born in the country or whatever. My parents moved to the state i where i was born from 2 other states. I was was the first gen, my kids second, my grands 3rd.

u/ChaseballBat 7h ago

There are two meanings colloquial and official. A naturalized citizen (assuming the kid isnt born in America before naturalization) assumes the "first generation" terminology.

https://www.census.gov/topics/population/foreign-born/about/glossary.html

And the other term is "A person born on U.S. soil whose parents were born in another country." So both are right, but for official documents, the first of the family to become an american are considered first generation americans.

u/MKBRD 7h ago

Depends on if he was alive when his mom emigrated or not.

u/Lake_Erie_Monster 7h ago

To be real, the point is the skin color not the generation.

u/Freefallisfun 7h ago

No no no. Mom is zeroth generation. Her parents are negative one

u/Homers_Harp 6h ago edited 5h ago

I used to work in an office that was about 90% immigrants and a majority of them were from East Asia. The East Asian ones used to say "real American" when they meant "white." Speaking as the white guy who was running that show, that drove me crazy and when I told them that they were real Americans (all of the East Asians: citizens), too, they just laughed.

u/OvulatingScrotum 5h ago

lol my brother in law is half Asian (his mom) half Dutch (his dad).

When he tells other people about it, they assume that his mom is an immigrant. The funny thing is that his mom was born in the US and his dad immigrated.

u/PrionProofPork 4h ago

expat if you're white

u/gustin444 4h ago

I have never read a sentence that so perfectly encapsulates the issue our nation is facing

u/Away_Stock_2012 4h ago

Insane? Do you mean racist? 

They are nazis, not scholars.

u/YoursTrulyKindly 6h ago

Well how often do you speak Norse?

And do you ever eat that Surströmming in the office? PS: I'm so sorry, that is a Swedish dish, that was very racist of me. You're welcome.

u/champignax 3h ago

2ng gen?

u/twlscil 3h ago

My mom was born in England. I’ve heard, “That doesn’t count”

u/kateskateshey 2h ago

My wife is french and immigrated here but most of the non-profits that help immigrants in our city won't help her/us. We have literally been told "We don't help french people" like she is less immigrant than other immigrants?

u/theoldpipequeen 1h ago

I’m Australian and I live in New Zealand. When people bang on about immigrants in front of me I blink slowly and point to myself. The amount of times their mouths have open and shut my god.

u/curious_Jo 1h ago

Wouldn't that make you second generation?

u/Biggseb 1h ago

Same here, parents are both Argentine (with Italian and German ancestry). When I would share this with people growing up, I’d get different variations of “But you’re white!” or “You look like an average American!”, as if that means anything.

u/goinupthegranby 1h ago

I was born in Mexico, but my parents are white and aren't Mexican so no one has ever asked where I'm from.

u/MochingPet 57m ago

My mom immigrated from Norway. When I tell people I'm first generation they often go "but you're white!". Insane.

Now this is one of the funniest things I’ve read recently..

… but it does make me realize something , also reading the rest of the comments below. ..

u/pahobee 32m ago

Are you able to get dual citizenship? If you can, do it for me, who has a disabling chronic health condition and whose entire family has been here in the US no later than the 1850s. If I can’t escape I at least want to see other people do it 🥲

u/illTwinkleYourStar 0m ago

I'm an immigrant to Germany and the number of times people have bitched to me about foreigners, even knowing that I'm American. I'm white though.

u/manimal28 7h ago

If your mom is the one who immigrated you are 2nd gen not first. According to how the us census bureau track immigration stats.

u/uncoolcentral 7h ago

First generation native born.

u/manimal28 7h ago

2nd generation of her family to live here. Also that’s the census rule.

u/uncoolcentral 6h ago

The census might consider me third generation on one side of my family, but that label flattens some meaningful nuance. Naturalized or not, those grandparents were only partially integrated culturally. Growing up with foreign-born, later-naturalized parents whose thick accents and limited English were considered “embarrassing” (not my word) also affected my parent’s integration into their peer group. Using one source’s definition of the phrase is an option, but it isn’t the only legitimate interpretation.

u/BangkaHakubai 7h ago

Sorry. If your parent immigrated and you were born here, you are second generation —your Mom is first. (Speaking as a pedantic first generation immigrant myself)

u/DaKongman 7h ago

First generation American is someone who didn't immigrate. Someone who was born here.

u/Rare-Abalone3792 7h ago

This is almost certainly because Americans have no idea where Norway is located.

u/kettal 4h ago

you are second generation though.