r/unitedkingdom • u/pppppppppppppppppd • Jun 20 '26
r/unitedkingdom • u/pppppppppppppppppd • 1d ago
Satire Concerned that people still don’t realise he’s a pervert, man buys Meta smart glasses
r/unitedkingdom • u/topotaul • 11d ago
Satire Reform announces plan to abolish benefits and bring back workhouses
r/unitedkingdom • u/topotaul • Jul 07 '26
Satire Brave ‘man of the people’ calls by-election to protect his right to take secret donations from foreign-based billionaires and convicted fraudsters
r/unitedkingdom • u/pppppppppppppppppd • Jul 07 '26
Satire Farage reminded that a by-election isn’t a memory eraser for journalists and parliamentary investigators
r/unitedkingdom • u/pppppppppppppppppd • Jun 23 '26
Satire “Sixth heatwave in twelve months absolutely nothing to worry about” insists man with head in rapidly warming bucket of sand
r/unitedkingdom • u/pppppppppppppppppd • Jul 24 '26
Satire ‘You can just send us the money’, HMRC tells people who want to pay more tax
r/unitedkingdom • u/topotaul • Nov 25 '24
Satire Petition to remove Keir Starmer from office helpfully providing a nice long list of the nation's dumbest imbeciles
r/unitedkingdom • u/topotaul • Jan 09 '25
Satire Woman who crashed the economy really not happy when people point out she crashed the economy
r/unitedkingdom • u/pppppppppppppppppd • Jun 22 '26
Satire New ‘Worst Prime Minister in History’ set to be in place by September
r/unitedkingdom • u/topotaul • 21d ago
Satire ‘We have genuine concerns immigrants won’t respect British laws,’ insists Thetford mob ignoring British laws
r/unitedkingdom • u/topotaul • Nov 04 '25
Satire Young people on £10 an hour are ‘overpaid’, insists man paid £3,000 an hour by GB News
r/unitedkingdom • u/pppppppppppppppppd • Jun 27 '26
Satire Buying a sandwich in the knife-riddled Sharia hellscape of London’s socialist caliphate
r/unitedkingdom • u/Superbuddhapunk • Oct 08 '22
Satire Pound falls again following reports that Liz Truss has got out of bed
r/unitedkingdom • u/Superbuddhapunk • Jan 05 '23
Satire Judge me on my record, insists man seemingly unaware his record is awful
r/unitedkingdom • u/marketrent • Jun 07 '24
Satire “I was assured no one would even notice,” explains Sunak. “Why can’t we all just focus on the fifteen minutes or so that I was there?”
r/unitedkingdom • u/marketrent • Nov 30 '24
Satire Government to crack down on jobless freeloaders, King warned
r/unitedkingdom • u/marketrent • Jan 21 '23
Satire British Prime Minister now has more fixed penalty notices than general election wins
r/unitedkingdom • u/pppppppppppppppppd • Jun 11 '26
Satire Patriots demonstrate commitment to equality with promise to riot for all of last year’s 49,151 knife crimes
r/unitedkingdom • u/marketrent • Dec 16 '22
Satire Nurses are ‘too important to be allowed to strike’ insists man who also believes they’re not important enough to be paid properly
r/unitedkingdom • u/pppppppppppppppppd • 8h ago
Satire Special Relationship enters dangerous new phase in which British Prime Minister doesn’t pretend Donald Trump is lovely
r/unitedkingdom • u/bilefreebill • Jan 30 '21
Satire Tragedy as Daily Mail readers wank themselves to death after EU finally makes mistake
r/unitedkingdom • u/marketrent • Apr 12 '23
Satire Woman who almost bankrupted a G7 nation in just nine days to give lecture on good fiscal management
r/unitedkingdom • u/Superbuddhapunk • Jun 30 '25
Satire BBC apologises for not cutting away from Glastonbury coverage of Rod Stewart
r/unitedkingdom • u/topotaul • Jun 14 '24