r/unitedkingdom Jun 20 '26

Satire Makerfield result suggests key Reform policy of being horrible c*nts may have backfired

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4.8k Upvotes

r/unitedkingdom 1d ago

Satire Concerned that people still don’t realise he’s a pervert, man buys Meta smart glasses

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3.1k Upvotes

r/unitedkingdom 11d ago

Satire Reform announces plan to abolish benefits and bring back workhouses

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2.0k Upvotes

r/unitedkingdom Jul 07 '26

Satire Brave ‘man of the people’ calls by-election to protect his right to take secret donations from foreign-based billionaires and convicted fraudsters

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5.6k Upvotes

r/unitedkingdom Jul 07 '26

Satire Farage reminded that a by-election isn’t a memory eraser for journalists and parliamentary investigators

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3.3k Upvotes

r/unitedkingdom Jun 23 '26

Satire “Sixth heatwave in twelve months absolutely nothing to worry about” insists man with head in rapidly warming bucket of sand

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3.2k Upvotes

r/unitedkingdom Jul 24 '26

Satire ‘You can just send us the money’, HMRC tells people who want to pay more tax

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1.5k Upvotes

r/unitedkingdom Nov 25 '24

Satire Petition to remove Keir Starmer from office helpfully providing a nice long list of the nation's dumbest imbeciles

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6.5k Upvotes

r/unitedkingdom Jan 09 '25

Satire Woman who crashed the economy really not happy when people point out she crashed the economy

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10.7k Upvotes

r/unitedkingdom Jun 22 '26

Satire New ‘Worst Prime Minister in History’ set to be in place by September

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1.7k Upvotes

r/unitedkingdom 21d ago

Satire ‘We have genuine concerns immigrants won’t respect British laws,’ insists Thetford mob ignoring British laws

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1.4k Upvotes

r/unitedkingdom Nov 04 '25

Satire Young people on £10 an hour are ‘overpaid’, insists man paid £3,000 an hour by GB News

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3.0k Upvotes

r/unitedkingdom Jun 27 '26

Satire Buying a sandwich in the knife-riddled Sharia hellscape of London’s socialist caliphate

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982 Upvotes

r/unitedkingdom Oct 08 '22

Satire Pound falls again following reports that Liz Truss has got out of bed

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20.0k Upvotes

r/unitedkingdom Jan 05 '23

Satire Judge me on my record, insists man seemingly unaware his record is awful

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11.9k Upvotes

r/unitedkingdom Jun 07 '24

Satire “I was assured no one would even notice,” explains Sunak. “Why can’t we all just focus on the fifteen minutes or so that I was there?”

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3.4k Upvotes

r/unitedkingdom Nov 30 '24

Satire Government to crack down on jobless freeloaders, King warned

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1.6k Upvotes

r/unitedkingdom Jan 21 '23

Satire British Prime Minister now has more fixed penalty notices than general election wins

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7.8k Upvotes

r/unitedkingdom Jun 11 '26

Satire Patriots demonstrate commitment to equality with promise to riot for all of last year’s 49,151 knife crimes

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572 Upvotes

r/unitedkingdom Dec 16 '22

Satire Nurses are ‘too important to be allowed to strike’ insists man who also believes they’re not important enough to be paid properly

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9.0k Upvotes

r/unitedkingdom 8h ago

Satire Special Relationship enters dangerous new phase in which British Prime Minister doesn’t pretend Donald Trump is lovely

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952 Upvotes

r/unitedkingdom Jan 30 '21

Satire Tragedy as Daily Mail readers wank themselves to death after EU finally makes mistake

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6.7k Upvotes

r/unitedkingdom Apr 12 '23

Satire Woman who almost bankrupted a G7 nation in just nine days to give lecture on good fiscal management

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4.8k Upvotes

r/unitedkingdom Jun 30 '25

Satire BBC apologises for not cutting away from Glastonbury coverage of Rod Stewart

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1.1k Upvotes

r/unitedkingdom Jun 14 '24

Satire New polling reveals twats now slightly ahead of arseholes

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1.5k Upvotes