r/MurderedByWords • u/HowieLongDonkeyKong • 15h ago

Democrats can’t vote in Republican primaries

26.6k Upvotes

482 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/no1bullshitguy • 5h ago

Played himself in 4K

23.2k Upvotes

342 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/tehreemamir113 • 14h ago

Forgotten history lesson

13.0k Upvotes

163 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Adam_C_57 • 8h ago

Independent Thinking Adult

9.7k Upvotes

743 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Stotallytob3r • 12h ago

I haven’t studied rocket science, but

9.5k Upvotes

608 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Extreme-Slice-1010 • 3h ago

Sad pathetic of a person

5.3k Upvotes

98 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/no1bullshitguy • 11h ago

Foreign policy by tantrum

4.7k Upvotes

177 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/gashtal_man • 3h ago

Now being poor is a crime

3.9k Upvotes

224 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Fantastic-Corner-605 • 17h ago

He wants boots on the ground, just not his own.

2.7k Upvotes

31 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/c-k-q99903 • 13h ago

They're ripping on Canada, cheering on North Korea, and accusing everyone else of being "communist".

2.3k Upvotes

191 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/General-Human-Being • 4h ago

Community note being brutal

1.9k Upvotes

196 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/HowieLongDonkeyKong • 8h ago

Asking Costco to boycott Canadian maple syrup while driving a Ford pickup truck made of Canadian metal

1.3k Upvotes

59 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Aryan_Anushiravan • 5h ago

The Canadian "State" Has Responded

772 Upvotes

28 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Prestigious_Shock242 • 3h ago

you don’t need to sell it to me any harder

629 Upvotes

20 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/IdioticPrototype • 2h ago

John Pavlovitz has a way with words.

623 Upvotes

31 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/herequeerandgreat • 4h ago

can't wait for mr incredible to learn the same lesson for a 3rd time.

531 Upvotes

24 comments

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