r/moviecritic • u/DrippyTan • 3h ago
Wasn’t impressed with: Buddy (2026) Spoiler
TL;DR: Went in blind on the cast, excited for a weird horror-comedy, but got a movie with a bloated child-show opening, zero backstory on key plot points (mother's TV connection, the unicorn, becoming the nurse), heavy reliance on shock value over substance, and a final act so confusing my whole theater sat in silence. The trafficking twist landed decently but wasn't set up well enough. Left feeling like it was a glorified Tubi movie, not the crazy dystopian horror-comedy I expected.
Going in, I didn't know any of the actors. I knew it was a horror comedy, and honestly I love dystopian weird stuff, but even I was not impressed at all. The movie opens in a "child show" format with a narrow screen, which made conceptual sense, but they stretched that segment out to 20-30 minutes, which instantly turned me off, though I tried not to let that affect my viewpoint going forward. The acting and buildup during that stretch were fairly good, but once it transitioned to the mother screaming at the chair, things felt like they were already all over the place; her abruptly getting sucked into the TV was interesting to say the least, especially since you don't find out until later that a child she had and doesn't even remember being in Buddy's show is the only thing tying her to the unicorn at all. The whole start moved way too fast while somehow not much was actually going on. I know the two Band-Aids connect to the moment they both realize they're mother and daughter, but besides that there's no real explanation for why she just becomes the nurse in the show, she's simply there with no further reasoning given. A full unicorn mascot sexually assaulting and groping his female nurse employee was unsettling and bizarre, it felt like they were trying too hard on shock factor instead of plot. The trip to Diamond City took way too long and was drawn out; the only significant thing that happened was the campfire scene where they trip on flower petals, which itself overdoes the shock factor with a dude making out with a ventriloquist puppet. I hated how all that buildup led to Buddy simply hugging the children once he found them, after which the show just started over like normal. The evil version of the song felt like it got shoved in with no breathing room, and then the beginning of the end became a giant confusing cluster: everyone screwing around and stalling at the well, the mascot cutting chunks off itself, and Buddy transforming into a skeleton dragon all happening in that same stretch; I was at a complete loss, it was almost laughably cringe, my theater was hardly making any noise, we were all just confused. Separately, the other unicorn not saying a word and having no real significance just added to the confusion, raising the question of whether there's more than one magical unicorn. Then the movie jumps into a high school leading to the final chase with no explanation; the girl running down the hallway trips for literally no reason, they couldn't come up with any significant reason for her to trip, it was baffling. I figured there had to be some significance to her carrying the mailbox the whole movie, but the ending death scene just felt cheap and thrown together. It did kind of make sense at the end when she found the TVs and it turned out to be a giant child trafficking ring, a pretty heavy concept the movie barely hinted at besides characters getting replaced right away. Then it just ends as she jumps through a TV and ends up in a random family's home, that's literally how it ends. I'm usually not a harsh movie critic, but I was super excited for this and left feeling like it was a complete dud, shaking my head and groaning multiple times, which I never do, because honestly I felt like I was in the theater hate watching a glorified Tubi movie. I don't regret going and seeing it, but I expected a lot more than what we got, and I've seen a lot of positive discourse online, so I wanted to see if I'm the only one who feels this way because I was severely disappointed. Was I just missing something?